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apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

rotinaj posted:

Yeah who the gently caress would name their child “baby”

Might be apocryphal but there was a kid at my high school whose legal name was Baby Boy Mohammad because his folks just put "Mohammad" on the birth certificate. We called him Mohammad

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apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
My wrestling-ignorant coworker knew Roman Reigns cause he thought Reigns was a hottie

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I imagine there's a lot of pauses for boos and chants and whatnot

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I don't watch WWE but I like when the LA Knight says Yeah :)

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
When my players on Football Manager get a cruciate ligament injury it's usually the end of their career. However, my medical staff is often barely qualified to treat a sprained ankle. Maybe WWE has special cruciate ligament repair juice.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I think Roman Reigns is really going to lose this time

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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They actually cleaned that botch nicely!

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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No longer apart? That means they're still together! Phew!

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Maybe that kid is skipping school tomorrow but didn't have enough room to put "I'm skipping school tomorrow for Cody" on the sign. Just an idea. You never know what people are going through

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Wonder how ol Lakynn is doing these days, probably bout ready for an NXT run

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
They ended up naming the kid Laikynn. The mom's name is McKinli. They also have three boys named Titan, Tatum, and Madden, all good NXT names too

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Is Jade Cargill expected to debut at the Fastlane show? Morbidly curious about that. I guess she'll be in whatever title picture Io has ?

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Did Roman get hurt in that match or did he just have a lot of vacation days banked

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Lexus King is the guy I sold a Lexus GS driver side window regulator to when I used to go junkyarding

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Yes, the fans will harp on it endlessly, but I don't foresee it having any other impact than that. It won't hurt AEW and NXT ratings will go back to usual as soon as they don't have main roster talent booked.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

what happened to Rey?

He did a lionsault and Paul rushed to make the catch. Would have been bad for Rey. The story is either Rey hosed up or Paul hosed up. It's up to you to decide who hosed up.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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In this case it is I who hosed up. Boy is my face red.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I like the pose Randy Orton does :)

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Maybe Cody will win the rumble but then Roman will beat Cody again in a 56-minute classic turning face in the process by just having such a good match and spurning attempts by Jimmy and Solo to interfere and they shake hands and then Corporate Machinery Punk (having turned heel between now and Mania) sets his sights on Roman and they feud until Mania 2025 when Roman finally drops the belts to CM Punk after selling the worst GTS ever performed

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

Alan_Shore posted:

Wait I mostly only know people from their avatars, what was smarxists? I need to know who has been banished from the promised land (aka Jacksonville Florida)

Lil cat with a beanie

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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Waiting for him to say "my main goal is to blow up then act like I don't know nobody

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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SLOM alaykum

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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The Brutus Ball is literally the only thing in WWE I think is actually legitimately cool.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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He got absolutely obliterated by that lady parasailer, too, that's not cool

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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Ilja Dragunov vs. Kento Miyahara is now a match I really want to see

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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Pumphandle gives extra leverage and applies extra pressure to the shoulder try it out next time you get in a scuffle

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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Beepie update:
No change in status

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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Greatness
On a
Different level
MODE

is a dasharez0ne rear end shirt lol

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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Gumball Gumption posted:

Jade wrestle yet?

I can almost guarantee she'll debut in the rumble and run wild for a bit

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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He's a visionary. LEVELS

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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RealityWarCriminal posted:

She tore her acl at a house show

Wrong Jade

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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Upon seeing that image of BP my wife was compelled to draw this

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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Genuine lols my friend, thank u

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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All of these have been so fun to see thanks everyone :)

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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I think it's fun when surprise people come out for the Rumble :)

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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flashy_mcflash posted:

The UFC talent would have to be Brock, right? The timing doesn't seem right for Riddle or Cain (and they wouldn't have made any particular effort to resign Cain, I don't think)

The WSJ article names Lesnar, yes.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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fart blood posted:

Go gently caress yourself

No offense buddy but you may want to sit this one out :)

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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Ngl sometimes swallowing the Slim Jim meat cud gave me tummy trouble so I would occasionally just chew all the flavor out and spit the goo

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I'd tell ya to set up a cool random wrestling streaming box, but SOMEONE is keeping it a secret

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apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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"There was a spot in the Rumble where the referee checked on Punk and he told the ref 'My triceps.'"

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