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emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

“The following superstars are gay…”

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emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

let's see how this plays out

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emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

game of thrones style opening credits showcasing the seven kingdoms of professional wrestling

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

roman needs two belts because he's both tribal chief and head of the table

if the tribe chooses a new chief or someone adds another chair to the table then he will have to relinquish one of those belts

this is canon

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

rey mysterio's douchebag son and his goth clique generate vikki-level heat and, hell, i like it.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

i'm sorry the spooky peewee's playhouse wrestler has a team of writers

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

they're absolutely going to do some cackhanded transgender angle at some point

if santino was still on the roster, they'd give it to him

edit: lol i haven't watched this in years so of course they already did this

emjayo fucked around with this message at 16:30 on May 2, 2023

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

acknowledge his squat pb

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Trying posted:

i aknowledge the tribal cheeks

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

i liked cody when he had that wwe.com series with wade barrett and it was just funny nonsensical bits

but sure, po faced “wrestling has more than one royal famiy” cody is good too i think (i’m wrong)

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

does roman get to hold onto the belts?

like, are they propped up on the chair he puts his laundry on at home or

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

1glitch0 posted:

Sami Zayn is proud to support The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, Vision 2030 and LIV Golf!

mashallah brother sami

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

NienNunb posted:

“The Cure For The Common Show”



WWE: It’s toasted.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

didnt watch, but assume cuckold cody was some big-time fail and peed himself in that very ring

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

i don't suppose this level of cuckolding happens in wrestling's other royal families

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

lol if you're not doing the la knight "yeaaah" irl

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Pylons posted:

The what

:yeah:

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

MJeff posted:

So is Cody no-selling his "broken arm" right now because of his magic cast?

it’s the adrenaline in his soul

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

adrenaline
in my veins
crying over
roman reigns

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

so what i’m getting from this is there’s a feature length vid of a nerd acknowledging my tribal chief? ☝️

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

JUNGLE BOY posted:

The NXT champion Carmelo Hayes made his Raw debut and got pinned by Finn Balor. Wonder if that’s ever happened before

perhaps they should wrestle more DEMONS on nxt, makes you think

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Don’t think he mentioned Wembley

wrestlemania at craven cottage gonna be huge yeah!!!

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013


this is insanely good

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

The_Rob posted:

It actually sucks really bad. I’m not even a Roman hater but this is some tubi original series level acting.

a man is in pain and you bring up tubi smh just smh

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

MJeff posted:

The NXT North American Title might actually be the least prestigious singles titles in all major league wrestling companies in the world and I still think it's too good for Dom.

the most hated wrestler carrying a joke title and acting like it's the greatest achievement in the history of our sport could be good

but it's most likely to be some fail op

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

hard to believe that seth “freakin” rollins is cheesy as hell but here we are

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Pilate: So you are a king then?

Cody: Wrestling… has more than one… royal family

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

rock's going to call paul haymen a fat hermaphrodite

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

yea ok posted:

what else will he say

hell, anything can happen in the wwe universe

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I've been reading Hitman: My Real Life in the Cartoon World of Wrestling and it's actively making me like Bret a lot less. He just constantly comes across as a whiny hypocrite who will cheat on his girlfiend (and then wife) at the drop of a hat and then blame her for making him do it, and has a lot of extremely questionable opinions about various minorities.

I'm about 25% in, does it ever get better or even entertaining?

One amusing bit though: the man was so loving devoted to kayfabe that he wouldn't tall his then-girlfriend (and future wife) that wrestling was fake and actively tried to conceal it from her, which is just comically stupid and probably was comically stupid at the turn of the 80s when he did it.

sounds like someone who wouldn’t acknowledge the troops

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

burn it down (our wrestlemania plans)

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

edogawa rando posted:

Would Roman be a batsman, a bowler, a wicket-keeper, a wicket-keeper batsman or an all-rounder?

He’d throw away his wicket first ball just so the umpire can signal out.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

A Fancy Hat posted:

In another life Cody would be a middle manager for a big Fortune 500 Company and would be the guy handpicked to deliver bad news since he's so good at spitting bullshit and seeming genuine.

Weirdly, they probably thought it was A-class damage control to have him answering questions instead of a noted man of nuance, CM Punk.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Jeroen posted:

Loser fuckface should be a real chant in wrestling

:hmmyes:

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Say Loser Fuckface the way Samantha Irvin says "Ludwig Kaiser"

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

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emjayo
Apr 11, 2013


now that’s paper

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