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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Literally A Person posted:

I took it and painted the handle so when you ask for it back I can be all like, "I already returned it and got this new onw. even painted the handle so I wouldn't lose it."

that's some real twisted poo poo right there

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Luvcow posted:

that's some real twisted poo poo right there

Ultimate Troll ftw! :twisted:

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Speculation: Is this guy a goon?? He says he is in this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQq2O9NK2_U

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Literally A Person posted:

Ultimate Troll ftw! :twisted:
___________&/

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

does anyone think the cool z0ne will be back this summer

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
joHn HamM niPPLE RINGS

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

AARD VARKMAN posted:

joHn HamM niPPLE RINGS

Mmm, John Hamm Pineapple Rings

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

AARD VARKMAN posted:

joHn HamM niPPLE RINGS

fargo season 5 is so good lol

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

bird with big dick posted:

When do we get to be the ones to go to a new planet and gently caress their monkey equivalents

gotta stop loving each other before we can finally gently caress the stars

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Where should I eat in Vegas. Have one reservation for Hakkasan and another for Toscana at MGM Park because my gf wants to eat there because she missed it last trip and it was p deece. Thinking to do Uno Katsu Sando perhaps tomorrow for dinner or lunch one day.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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bird with big dick posted:

Thinking to do Uno Katsu Sando perhaps tomorrow for dinner or lunch one day.

YES its fuckin good. You should order ahead on their website so you don't have to wait, it takes them like 30 minutes or something to make it. You gonna splurge and get the wagyu?

Also check out the japanese bakery thats next door, they share a kitchen.

e:also don't bother doing the pork sando, its not bad but steak is the way to go

DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 04:08 on May 2, 2024

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Definitely doing steak but probably not Wagyu as I have a lot of other restaurant spending planned.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

day passes to lunk out at some Vegas gyms, op?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


bird with big dick posted:

Definitely doing steak but probably not Wagyu as I have a lot of other restaurant spending planned.

if you have a car there's some off strip places that are bomb. i wouldn't uber there though

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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You could do ayce lobster tomorrow night at palms

https://x.com/LasVegasFill/status/1713284994154864808

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Good idea OP, do the lobster thing. If you love eating sea cockroaches I mean.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I am born and bred in Maine and not just like any old Maine but hard core lobster Maine... and yet, I've only had lobster once, during this Stephen King nightmare. It was a disaster.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Chief McHeath posted:

day passes to lunk out at some Vegas gyms, op?

I lunked at the Park MGM last trip and some wirey 70 year old said “Don’t think, do!” To me and I’m like I’m resting between sets you fuckin weirdo

3 DONG HORSE posted:

if you have a car there's some off strip places that are bomb. i wouldn't uber there though

Yeah I’ve got my car I’m driving down from Reno.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





people get upset about the idea of eating bugs and then do this

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

redshirt posted:

I am born and bred in Maine and not just like any old Maine but hard core lobster Maine... and yet, I've only had lobster once, during this Stephen King nightmare. It was a disaster.

Ayup.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

bird with big dick posted:

I lunked at the Park MGM last trip and some wirey 70 year old said “Don’t think, do!” To me and I’m like I’m resting between sets you fuckin weirdo

is it paranoid of one to feel like one attracts these kind of random unsolicited npc rear end comments from old people or do they legitimately just be saying this poo poo to everyone

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


redshirt posted:

I am born and bred in Maine and not just like any old Maine but hard core lobster Maine... and yet, I've only had lobster once, during this Stephen King nightmare. It was a disaster.

Steve King Maine?...

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

waking up from a cocaine induced fugue state—covered in butter, reeking of seafood—with a bestselling novel all typed up and press ready

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TrashMammal posted:

waking up from a cocaine induced fugue state—covered in butter, reeking of seafood—with a bestselling novel all typed up and press ready

I call it "Cujo"

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

dervival
Apr 23, 2014


ahecujo

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Literally A Person posted:

Bouncy hair is a must.

I’m very proud of my hair. It completes me

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
we just call him steve

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Up half the night with da shitz, now gotta go into the office. Fail-rear end fool of a Thursday.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
spend as much time on that office toilet as you need today

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I would simply tell my boss I have the shits and not come in, it's the only reasonable move

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Luvcow posted:

spend as much time on that office toilet as you need today

sitting on the toilet too long can give you hemorrhoids, which is why i poop in the copy room.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

satanic splash-back posted:

I would simply tell my boss I have the shits and not come in, it's the only reasonable move

I kinda need to go in anyway. I have to go to N’awlins next week to visit a client so I need to grab some marketing poo poo from the office.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I kinda need to go in anyway. I have to go to N’awlins next week to visit a client so I need to grab some marketing poo poo from the office.

Take some poo poo, leave some poo poo, such is life

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Blowing on that endo, Gamecube, Nintendo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K71AbGKq5Zk

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"Comin out both ends Boss"

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Prof. Crocodile posted:

sitting on the toilet too long can give you hemorrhoids, which is why i poop in the copy room.

this is what is referred to as a “power move”

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Poop on the copier and copy 500 copies

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Poop on the copier and copy 500 copies

replace the toner with the poop

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