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Knormal posted:Surely the way to ensure the biggest wife is to go to a juristdiction where polygamy is legal and marry all three? That way you know you're covered no matter the metric. I’m thinking of bringing that up
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Perhaps the ever-academic Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles' song Big Stinky Pussies can provide us with the data we need: for lyrical content https://youtu.be/ji02ySjgWDc
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if u got a big wife she need to have small feet
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But then she would be unstable and sink into soft ground.
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that's just what men want op
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in high school, we had a health teacher that was nicknamed "fupa troopa" was thinking about that today
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But she big and you have to get her back upright or unstuck. Sounds difficult.
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69" 42.0 lbs
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Look at this bitch rear end little OP settling for second best. My wife is 490lb, 7’2” and could rip your loving head off her bear hands. Never compromise.
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Apr 24, 2023 12:39
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i need a wife with a LOUD pussy. I want to see those paintings shake off the wall
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Jakabite posted:Look at this bitch rear end little OP settling for second best. You’re unnecessarily rude but I have to respect the size of that wife. Where’d you find that big lug??
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Wife B seems like she's approaching "death by snu snu" territory, if that's what you're into
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I don't get it. Explain! https://youtu.be/PBAl9cchQac
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wife B seems like she's approaching "death by snu snu" territory, if that's what you're into I don't know what that is. She's not close to death by any means. I mean I know being that size might impact your lifespan a little but she's 32 and seems in good health.
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Futurama, Amazon planet, threatening to crush/sex Fry and Zapp Brannigan to death, etc.
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Larry Cum Free posted:You’re unnecessarily rude but I have to respect the size of that wife. Where’d you find that big lug?? I didn’t find her as much as made her out of a few giant pillows
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C kind of dresses like that but she's much prettier imo YeahTubaMike posted:Futurama, Amazon planet, threatening to crush/sex Fry and Zapp Brannigan to death, etc. Oh. Well I'm pretty strong too and I know a lot of sex positions so I'll be fine. Wife search update: I'm going on a second date with B because it's tonight and it would be rude to cancel now. So that will make 2 dates with B, 2 dates with C and one with A so far. I have a date with A on Thursday and one with C Saturday. I feel like I need to keep the date with A because it wouldn't be fair not to give her a second date when the other women have had two, plus we're going for all-you-can-eat ribs and I want to see what kind of damage she can do. I don't really want to cancel my date with C on Saturday either though because she put a lot of effort into surprising me for our second date 
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Jakabite posted:I didn’t find her as much as made her out of a few giant pillows https://youtu.be/_BUz8FoBSx8
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agrweed that being strong is an important facet in a big wife. big wife strong, tits big, can't lose
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As a goon the only question you should be asking yourself is "Can she crush a watermelon with her thighs?" Clearly it should be B.
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This is really hard and I see the thread likes all 3 as much as I do. I want to marry all of them
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Density of wife
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Can she carry a pig under each arm?
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Don't break my mom's heart again man put a ring on it tonight
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I think I'm going to feel out B's thoughts on polyamory tonight. We're going to a play though and I don't know if that's play-appropriate talk. Maybe if we go for a nightcap.
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kntfkr posted:if u got a big wife she need to have small feet I want a small wife with LARGE feet
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Just invite them all over for the play you gotta weed out the ones who will balk before you think about moving to Utah
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Treecko posted:Just invite them all over for the play you gotta weed out the ones who will balk before you think about moving to Utah That's really disrespectful. How would you feel if you were out on a date with someone you liked and they brought two other dates to your date?
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Treecko posted:Just invite them all over for the play you gotta weed out the ones who will balk before you think about moving to Utah if anyone is moving over shame of rejection it ain't gonna be ME
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BigBeefCity posted:I want a small wife with LARGE feet 
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I'm just saying cut to the chase someone's gonna be disappointed either way
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Big Feet City
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At some point you have to realize a wife can only be so big, and you will need to get smaller. Maybe contact a doctor and see if you can have your shins surgically removed
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cinnamon rollout posted:At some point you have to realize a wife can only be so big, and you will need to get smaller. Maybe contact a doctor and see if you can have your shins surgically removed I don't want a wife who is just big relative to me. I want an objectively huge wife.
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The most important thing in a wife is having reach like Dikembe Mutombo. Do not settle for a wife who is not literally an NBA center. If she can't block LeBron you cannot spend the rest of your life with this person. 8+ PPG is preferable. So Wife C best potential. Maybe hire some scouts and see what the verdict is before drafting.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Big Feet City
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Big Feet City you drat right
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I need me a homonculus bitch!!
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