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fart simpson posted:kid beer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_beer
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Jun 29, 2023 21:23
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a miniature old fashioned stock ticker tape machine that makes big piles of paper for pet owners (rat/mice/bird) so their pets can poo poo on the stockmarket
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Jun 29, 2023 22:21
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the Shit & Piss 500
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Jun 29, 2023 22:43
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a dog/cat bed that's designed to fit on top of robot vacuum cleaners
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Jul 2, 2023 13:28
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patreon for cult of personality, potential brand name Tithing
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Jul 3, 2023 01:01
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usb is the universal power plug but it maxes out at 5v so lets get 120v usb for level 1 car charging
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Jul 3, 2023 01:21
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a service that sells membership to a dead old gay forum that by happenstance avoided the 2025 ai arms race of fake online people because  which formed a moat making their kingdom valuable as a place of real human interaction, a Zion if you will, while all others continued to allowed new signups without cost to their bitter end
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Jul 3, 2023 07:25
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dead man's switch to tell everyone what you think of them when you die / lose wifi
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Jul 3, 2023 22:04
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headstones are expensive, heavy, hard to engrave, brittle, and ripe for disruption 3d printed plastic headstones where you provide some text or an ai writes it for you 
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Jul 3, 2023 22:48
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a services company selling the first operating system to be "cloud native" (they sell a linux that opens chrome without any DE)
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Jul 5, 2023 06:17
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uber for babysitting just trust the reviews
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Jul 5, 2023 06:19
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babysitting surveillance app
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Jul 5, 2023 06:20
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the 'uber for babysitting' and 'babysitting surveillance' apps are owned by the same company
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Jul 5, 2023 06:22
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echinopsis posted:insurance run by AI so, a services company... that manages your social media to optimize your insurance rates, and anything people are judged by for costs. it's an arms race and there's money to be made on both sides N.Z.'s Champion fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jul 5, 2023 |
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Jul 5, 2023 06:36
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an unicode/ai consortium to advocate for distinct unicode codepoints for ai generated text, and laws to require disclosure in media. maybe pixels should have an ai bit-flag too i guess it would fail in its goals because it's like expecting spam to announce itself, but the startup would get donations
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Jul 7, 2023 13:35
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animal glue made from specific animals with cute cartoon animal branding
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Jul 25, 2023 23:32
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an internet advertising company that takes the money from those wishing to advertise and it insists that someone somewhere saw the advert but it never actually showed the advert because who can tell anyway? just make some engagement graphs and take their money. company name: woopsy
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Jul 27, 2023 06:35
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a company that sells user engagement devices to streamers...robots that do something to the streamer when someone pays
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Jul 28, 2023 01:05
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glassdoor for corporate espionage connecting disgruntled employees at companies around the globe to those who want to buy confidential documents and trade secrets
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Aug 1, 2023 01:55
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some gadget leds are annoyingly bright so a wite-out/twink/correction-fluid looking product that applies a mostly opaque liquid that hardens to a gum (for easy removal) to dull the light product name: spooge
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Aug 3, 2023 03:41
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Eeyo posted:a company that leverages chatgpt and dall*e technology to print what looks like handwritten letters addressed to "friends" to advertise your business/political campaign/whatever. also on the side write copy for your christmas letters to your family which you're ambivalent about. including a cute generated picture of your choosing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQO2XTP7QDw
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Aug 11, 2023 01:57
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brave browser did that thing where they intercepted site adverts and replaced them with their own to earn $$$ but why stop there? the startup browser (lets call it jeff) could change the logo too and call it their site. its not facebook its jeffbook. jeffdrive. jeffgrindr and every profile photo is brave brendan eich the outrage about brand dilution would be hilarious and unify silicon valley against jeff but...plot twist, jeff was secretly providing justification for google's new browser DRM called web environment integrity, and jeff gets paid jeff retires to jamaica and i forgot if jeff is a browser or a person sorry
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Aug 23, 2023 23:27
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a new operating system written entirely from scratch by mums for mums
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Dec 5, 2023 20:03
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:starlink for food so you can get hotdogs from the gods 'rods from god' but glizzys i would like to start my subscription
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Dec 8, 2023 02:20
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tracker/airtag upsell service for online retail during checkout that promises to have products delivered with the tags already attached and assigned to you. so it's basically a package forwarding service that adds tags and forwards the package. their advertising has A LOT of porch pirate reenactments
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Dec 20, 2023 07:09
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a bot that responds to internet forum swears by asking for payment into Swear Jar..a charity app. "gently caress" is a buck. "poo poo" is 50 cents. "[anything]nozzle" is negative 50 cents. AI decides how much other swears cost for all the potty mouths out there
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Jan 21, 2024 04:00
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dinner plate subscription service for greek people
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Feb 9, 2024 00:01
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ice from the arctic (its the best ice)
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Feb 29, 2024 23:23
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:this exists, there's a load of super rich bullshit "water from ice from the arctic" poo poo with "water sommeliers" it's absolutely hosed up 
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Mar 2, 2024 03:49
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a roomba that disposes of waste by making GBS threads bricks of compacted trash
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Mar 23, 2024 12:32
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an app that only scrolls diagonally
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Apr 15, 2024 02:39
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a geolocation music app start up that involves public locations playing the geolocation stream and paying drivers to noise pollute, to drive in populated areas and turn up the volume on their geolocation playlist stream (it would be marketed to drivers as an easy way to earn money in a music flash mob), with adverts about how to pay for chartBux to change the current song away from Mambo No. 5
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Apr 25, 2024 13:27
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a company that sells company and product names by being a trademark squatter (like domain squatter) backed by AI trained on press releases of futuristic upcoming product categories (space, precision fermentation cheeses, space cheese, etc) and comedic cutesy puns for product names
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May 3, 2024 06:49
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american drones TM -- an american gladiators / battlebots media empire ripoff but humans vs nerf gun ai robots and DJI drones programmed to plow into contestants wearing helmets and a lot of safety padding let the public see the future battlefield  
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May 3, 2024 08:37
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yes why not
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some employees misuse company equipment for their own benefit (eg mining bitcoin) but there's probably a broader market category for disgruntled employees who want to misuse company stuff these products should be discrete and able to be used in the workplace without arousing suspicion. they will also have legitimate uses as a cover story
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