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ai harassment as a service there have been ai waifus and friends but not enemies
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fart simpson posted:kid beer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_beer
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a miniature old fashioned stock ticker tape machine that makes big piles of paper for pet owners (rat/mice/bird) so their pets can poo poo on the stockmarket
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the Shit & Piss 500
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a dog/cat bed that's designed to fit on top of robot vacuum cleaners
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patreon for cult of personality, potential brand name Tithing
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usb is the universal power plug but it maxes out at 5v so lets get 120v usb for level 1 car charging
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a service that sells membership to a dead old gay forum that by happenstance avoided the 2025 ai arms race of fake online people because ![]()
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dead man's switch to tell everyone what you think of them when you die / lose wifi
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headstones are expensive, heavy, hard to engrave, brittle, and ripe for disruption 3d printed plastic headstones where you provide some text or an ai writes it for you ![]() N.Z.'s Champion fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jul 3, 2023 |
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a services company selling the first operating system to be "cloud native" (they sell a linux that opens chrome without any DE)
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uber for babysitting just trust the reviews
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babysitting surveillance app
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the 'uber for babysitting' and 'babysitting surveillance' apps are owned by the same company
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echinopsis posted:insurance run by AI so, a services company... that manages your social media to optimize your insurance rates, and anything people are judged by for costs. it's an arms race and there's money to be made on both sides N.Z.'s Champion fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jul 5, 2023 |
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an unicode/ai consortium to advocate for distinct unicode codepoints for ai generated text, and laws to require disclosure in media. maybe pixels should have an ai bit-flag too i guess it would fail in its goals because it's like expecting spam to announce itself, but the startup would get donations
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animal glue made from specific animals with cute cartoon animal branding
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an internet advertising company that takes the money from those wishing to advertise and it insists that someone somewhere saw the advert but it never actually showed the advert because who can tell anyway? just make some engagement graphs and take their money. company name: woopsy
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a company that sells user engagement devices to streamers...robots that do something to the streamer when someone pays ![]()
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glassdoor for corporate espionage connecting disgruntled employees at companies around the globe to those who want to buy confidential documents and trade secrets
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some gadget leds are annoyingly bright so a wite-out/twink/correction-fluid looking product that applies a mostly opaque liquid that hardens to a gum (for easy removal) to dull the light product name: spooge
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Eeyo posted:a company that leverages chatgpt and dall*e technology to print what looks like handwritten letters addressed to "friends" to advertise your business/political campaign/whatever. also on the side write copy for your christmas letters to your family which you're ambivalent about. including a cute generated picture of your choosing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQO2XTP7QDw
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brave browser did that thing where they intercepted site adverts and replaced them with their own to earn $$$ but why stop there? the startup browser (lets call it jeff) could change the logo too and call it their site. its not facebook its jeffbook. jeffdrive. jeffgrindr and every profile photo is brave brendan eich the outrage about brand dilution would be hilarious and unify silicon valley against jeff but...plot twist, jeff was secretly providing justification for google's new browser DRM called web environment integrity, and jeff gets paid jeff retires to jamaica and i forgot if jeff is a browser or a person sorry
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a new operating system written entirely from scratch by mums for mums
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:starlink for food so you can get hotdogs from the gods 'rods from god' but glizzys i would like to start my subscription
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tracker/airtag upsell service for online retail during checkout that promises to have products delivered with the tags already attached and assigned to you. so it's basically a package forwarding service that adds tags and forwards the package. their advertising has A LOT of porch pirate reenactments
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a bot that responds to internet forum swears by asking for payment into Swear Jar..a charity app. "gently caress" is a buck. "poo poo" is 50 cents. "[anything]nozzle" is negative 50 cents. AI decides how much other swears cost for all the potty mouths out there
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dinner plate subscription service for greek people
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ice from the arctic (its the best ice)
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:this exists, there's a load of super rich bullshit "water from ice from the arctic" poo poo with "water sommeliers" it's absolutely hosed up ![]()
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a roomba that disposes of waste by making GBS threads bricks of compacted trash
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an app that only scrolls diagonally
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a geolocation music app start up that involves public locations playing the geolocation stream and paying drivers to noise pollute, to drive in populated areas and turn up the volume on their geolocation playlist stream (it would be marketed to drivers as an easy way to earn money in a music flash mob), with adverts about how to pay for chartBux to change the current song away from Mambo No. 5
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a company that sells company and product names by being a trademark squatter (like domain squatter) backed by AI trained on press releases of futuristic upcoming product categories (space, precision fermentation cheeses, space cheese, etc) and comedic cutesy puns for product names
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american drones TM -- an american gladiators / battlebots media empire ripoff but humans vs nerf gun ai robots and DJI drones programmed to plow into contestants wearing helmets and a lot of safety padding let the public see the future battlefield ![]() ![]()
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yes why not
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some employees misuse company equipment for their own benefit (eg mining bitcoin) but there's probably a broader market category for disgruntled employees who want to misuse company stuff these products should be discrete and able to be used in the workplace without arousing suspicion. they will also have legitimate uses as a cover story
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