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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

the final frontier is boring. there's not a single new show being filmed in space. so why would we continue going there??

we're all in space dumbass

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

we're all in space dumbass

what did i do to upset you

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

what did i do to upset you

told me that I wasn't in space, the final frontier

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

🖕🖕🖕

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


the final frontier is the mind, actually

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I am going to defeat outer space once and for all

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


"LATER SHITHEELS TELL GOD I'M COMING FOR HIS SWEET rear end" as ignition starts, broadcasted live to the entire nation

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
I'm sorry I'm too busy making new genders to go to space, get in touch once we create the woke powered rocket

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Buck Wildman posted:

the final frontier is the mind, actually

:2bong:

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

tokin opposition posted:

I'm sorry I'm too busy making new genders to go to space, get in touch once we create the woke powered rocket

the 12 genders https://everydayastronaut.com/rocket-engine-cycles/

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

lmfao

Under 15
Jan 6, 2005

Mr. Helsbecter will you please stop shooting I am on the phone


I worked at a company until 2020 that matched $5 per paycheck (bi-weekly)

I told HR in my exit interview that people made fun of the owner for it and she did the biggest eyeroll. I bet they still match $5, I'm sure that was a great benefit back in 1989 or whatever when they introduced it

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Yeah well I've worked for multiple companies that didn't match 401K contributions AT ALL. Take that losers.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


Lmao this is worse than nothing, the bargaining committee must have been asleep at the wheel

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

change my name posted:

Lmao this is worse than nothing, the bargaining committee must have been asleep at the wheel

I wouldn’t lay that one on the bargaining committee. That’s a pretty aggressively bad faith interpretation if it’s true

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

HashtagGirlboss posted:

I wouldn’t lay that one on the bargaining committee. That’s a pretty aggressively bad faith interpretation if it’s true

Yeah I'd call it fraud.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://x.com/theliamnissan/status/1783166923871568286

Why is he bleeding? I mean, I'm happy he is bleeding, I'm just confused.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://x.com/theliamnissan/status/1783166923871568286

Why is he bleeding? I mean, I'm happy he is bleeding, I'm just confused.

BDSM, OP, clearly.

Cheen
Apr 17, 2005

Because it's a real photo

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


it's his last victim

see: the chain in his hand

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

HashtagGirlboss posted:

I wouldn’t lay that one on the bargaining committee. That’s a pretty aggressively bad faith interpretation if it’s true

according to the reddit poster this provision was originally interpreted by the company and the union in the normal way that everybody else does, it was only when the company got acquired that the new owners/managers started reinterpreting that clause to screw 'em

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://x.com/theliamnissan/status/1783166923871568286

Why is he bleeding? I mean, I'm happy he is bleeding, I'm just confused.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Because it was in the AI prompt, if I had to guess.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/francisxwolf/status/1783657545112187318

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Latin butt heat is my pit bull cover band

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph00lDJqI-0

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

https://twitter.com/interesting_aIl/status/1783576478673686721

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the onion is dog poo poo and I haven't laughed at a headline in a couple years. the next time I see their boring slice of life style articles now on my feed I'm gonna unfollow the page

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


the onion has made me laugh but I won't be giving them money for it

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i gave them some money

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

the real ethical question is whether to give wikipedia money or not

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

They call me Cuban Pete...

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the onion got bought out by liberals connected to hillary clinton years ago and hasn't been worth reading since. the writers fled to clickhole, where they are occasionally funny.

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023
'07-'11 onion youtube was the peak of their whole operation. Been running on fumes, legacy since.

Once in a long while the fumes hit though.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



kelly is still good

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Smoove b has not been canceled yet

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

i cant wait to see what you pee in

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Dixon Chisholm posted:

i cant wait to see what you pee in

forbidden doljabi

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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the onion got bought out by liberals connected to hillary clinton years ago and hasn't been worth reading since. the writers fled to clickhole, where they are occasionally funny.

https://x.com/theonion/status/940335432759500814?s=46

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