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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
*emailing the mods to see if a Tit Offensive joke would be probatable*

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
pride of louisville, Thembi Kgatlana will score and defeat the oranje

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
gently caress

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
why would she do that, lol

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:lol:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

PostNouveau posted:

*reaches out to grab ball*

oops forgot I was playing soccer

this was bound to happen eventually on the weird cricket pitch

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
well would ya look at that

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Beerinstein? Don’t mind if I do

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
ay dios mio

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
no era penos

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
mathildaz in rooins

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
englands manager looks like my accountant, so I’m happy for her/them

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Let me share some unique Ethpanya soccer experience with you, in this very thread, because you are missing the subtlety. Instead of following the ball, follow the off ball movement. Look for triangles to appear, dissolve and then reappear right before your eyes. Watch as player's heads swivel to find the man making the run for the second pass, not the first. Watch the tight control and decision making. Don't appreciate the pass that was made, appreciate the pass that wasn't because it was more difficult and less likely to be successful.

Watch the instant pressure applied once the ball is lost. Appreciate the monumental patience and discipline required to maintain possession without making foolish passes for long stretches. Realize that they are making things that are incredibly difficult to do both physically and tactically look so easy that it becomes boring.

Or you can just say lol Ethpanya matches are boring and hate them.

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