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drat these balls need tuggin, who's down to coppa feel? heh heh heh, no? looks like dukes playing singleplayer again ...
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:19 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 15:36 |
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I've been working on some translations of Spanish modernist poetry. I would appreciate some feedback.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:20 |
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trans and enby rights are human rights!
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:37 |
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The Blockchain is the future.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:42 |
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I'm gonna shoot your balls so much you'll give your children lead poisoning. It's not like I need the viagra, I just find it heightens the experience
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:44 |
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I'm facing three sexual assault charges
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 15:10 |
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“Shake it, baby!” (while intensely shaking a crying infant entrusted to his care)
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 16:38 |
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I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 16:42 |
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DANNAZIONE, QUEI MAIALI ALIENI PAGHERANNO PER ABBATTERE LA MIA AUTO
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 16:47 |
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Rated 5/10 on metacritc, baby. drat I’m a good sight below the top rated PC games of the era.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 16:50 |
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"Meditation brings wisdom; lack of meditation leaves ignorance. Know well what leads you forward and what holds you back."
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:00 |
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JamMaster Flash posted:"Meditation brings wisdom; lack of meditation leaves ignorance. Know well what leads you forward and what holds you back." "I fooled you! I fooled you! I've got pig iron. I've got pig iron. I've got all pig iron!"
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:01 |
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my balls are old and they hurrrrrt baby
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:09 |
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Have you seen my other glasses? I can't see these strippers clearly.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:16 |
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im gonna poo poo on your poo poo and piss on your rear end
numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Aug 25, 2023 |
# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:40 |
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I'm going to build a wall, and the aliens are going to pay for it
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:45 |
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why don't my kids ever visit meeeeee baby
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:47 |
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Cxiam veti sur duke, baby (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRFS-WFlT0Q, i wanna say axemaniacs??? notorious duke nukem forever rant)
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:49 |
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It's not deformed, it's presidential.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 18:16 |
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GolfHole posted:"I fooled you! I fooled you! I've got pig iron. I've got pig iron. I've got all pig iron!" Took me a minute to remember. Felt like I was always playing through a couple eras and never wanted to continue my saves so I would start fresh.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 19:10 |
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I'm not sure who you are, brother, but around here we sauna fully naked
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 19:12 |
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That bastards going to pay for taking the last slice of my pizza.
numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Aug 25, 2023 |
# ? Aug 25, 2023 19:55 |
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Which way to the bubblegum shop?
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 20:04 |
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I’M HERE TO CLAIM MY TITS
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 20:25 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’M HERE TO CLAIM MY TITS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU8p-PTlTpE
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 20:26 |
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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Duke Duke who? Duke Nukem! *kicks door down*
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 20:39 |
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I actually died back in the 90's........................
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 21:02 |
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EAT MY rear end
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 21:07 |
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I’m gonna honk your rear end in a top hat, right after I finish my second shift in this Amazon packing facility. My mom isn’t doing so well and I need the health insurance. Baby.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 21:39 |
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It’s time to kick rear end and check my prostate for colon cancer
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 21:39 |
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My name is Duke Nukem and I'm going to be your server tonight. Can I get you hombres some nachos or margaritas to kick off with?
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 21:49 |
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"Go home and be a family man!"
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:05 |
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AgentF posted:Goon fundraiser: now we hire Jon St John to record these. https://www.cameo.com/dukenukem
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:17 |
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Maybe we can work this out. Find common ground? Look, just put the gun down. No one needs to get hurt.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:21 |
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I told u I was hardcore
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:24 |
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I had my sexual awakening to an episode of YuGiOh
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:40 |
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Och my hip. I'm getting too old for this poo poo.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:42 |
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"drat, you're full of poo poo.....and I forgot my poop knife."
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:43 |
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I'M DUKE NUKEM AND I'M HERE TO SAY THIS RASH ON MY WEINER WON'T GO AWAY.
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:48 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 15:36 |
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Is this one of those Korean guns? Where the hell is the safety on this thing? Does it even work for white people?
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# ? Aug 25, 2023 22:52 |