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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Parallel parking is a relic from when there were like 20 cars in an entire town

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The emotional stakes in low limit poker can be wild, I once saw a full on fistfight inside a casino over a $40 pot when it was 2 pair vs 3 of a kind

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
^^^: actual answer depends on exactly what was happening during the hand. I was starting to write it out, but it was getting to multiple paragraphs of minutiae and not really entertaining enough for the thread


Olewithmilk posted:

Sorry for Reddit link, but it also reminds me of this other classic poker moment featuring Phil Hellmuth:

https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comm...nt=share_button

It's always funny to see Phil blow up, but this is one time I'm on his side - he's playing with people that he knows well and often does all kinds of prop/side bets with. Doing a coinflip by seeing what happens without knowing your cards is a commonish degen bet for fun, so it's more like lying about which game you're playing rather than lying as part of poker

It's a good example of why safewords shouldn't only be limited to fetish play
:eng101:


(And for clarity I'm only talking about getting why he's upset, yeah I agree his tantrums are way over the top but I figure those are just tv personality ala Gordon Ramsay always being shown as yelling)

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 16:32 on Sep 29, 2023

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Too few people understand that assault has nothing to do with actually being touched, hopefully they continue to learn the hard way and become more fuel for the thread

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Unperson_47 posted:

Our pickups are losing their asses

Just the market meeting the demands of their trashed audience of white boomers with too much money

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
They're used for :catdrugs:, but for people instead of cats

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I don't like coffee and a daily habit of energy drinks is expensive as hell, so I just pop a 200mg caffeine pill in the morning :cheers:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I wouldn't put too much stock in receiving the messages themselves, google loves doing a/b testing of different systems in prod, so I wouldn't put it past them at all to internally count an adblocker hit but not inform the user this time. Cat and mouse games against the adblock-blocker-blockers by not giving them complete information on how well they're evading detection.

If you're using adblockers with youtube on desktop, your best bet is to have multiple different programs installed and kept up to date and just swap between whichever is working at the moment. Also if you're logged in, don't use your main google account in case they take action against flagged accounts in the future

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The best part about getting beaten by one of the only two cards that can be drawn to beat you is that it's just under a 5% chance and purely luck, which means it's the high stakes version of rolling a crit failure on a d20

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Nenonen posted:

Too bad for the Amazons that the idea of simply binding their bust only occured after they had started binding the cut wounds. :ohdear:

Yet another example that it's surprisingly rare to hear about Amazons without also including the concept of bondage

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Imagine being a high schooler that's really into baseball, then you get to get to play against a famous big time player who actually treats you seriously. Who cares about the loss, that's gotta be a :krad: memory for them

:kimchi:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Cythereal posted:

There's also allegations that Korea's charging higher rates for foreign companies in a bid to clear the Korean market for Korean companies - Twitch, Netflix, and Google have all alleged that South Korea is trying to push foreign companies out of South Korean telecommunications and internet.

Probably, but 10x on bandwidth seems honestly pretty cheap when the company is basically a pure profit generator otherwise. My money's on it being a cost they could easily absorb and remain super profitable and market dominant, but they're just making the move as a deliberate attack to try to keep a government in line (by causing citizen complaints). I hope it blows up in their face and lets a local competitor swoop in and take over all of SEA game streaming

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
A cheapo countertop water dispenser? They're lucky the water spilled so that they didn't have to drink what came out of there. If they're not deep cleaning and vinegar-flushing that thing often, then the water that comes out will be nastier than a goon's keyboard

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Outdated: that happened like 80 years ago and the camps have since closed

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I will never fault scooter or bike riders who use the sidewalk as long as they always give right of way to pedestrians when their only other option is to be on the compete deathtrap that is an american street

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
A for-profit company ignoring all regulations dumping thousands of scooters on a city overnight without any prior approval is also a little different than a properly planned city infrastructure project

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Soul Dentist posted:

Was that what OceanGate was about?

Nah, that story was about a guy who normally could never think of a good plan, but one day it all suddenly came rushing to him

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Air Skwirl posted:

Say it gets you a first date with someone, what do you talk about on that date?

"Oh, that's neat. I guess since it only affected your legs that's why you don't seem any taller while we're sitting together"

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Day drinking. You should put down one of those warped wireframe rugs and watch the show

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Business hack: If old stock isn't moving, sell it to the insurance company!

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

artsy fartsy posted:

My friends and I used to do this as teens (~25 years ago) as part of Dare, Double Dare, Torture.

Oh, don't want to confess about the guy you're crushing on? You're getting an ice hickie.

Don't forget about the trend that was literally just rubbing an eraser against the back of your hand until you peeled the skin away!

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Lol if you think the government sees regular citizens as part of the country

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Air Skwirl posted:

Third World refers to countries that weren't explicitly aligned with America/Western Europe (first world) or the USSR/China communist block (second world) during the cold war. I'm pretty sure America is aligned with America, so is definitely a first world country.

Every time language tries to evolve it makes me literally explode in anger

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Her knees look fine

Please keep the hornyposting to a minimum

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Remember when you had living relatives who were alive before cars and planes were around? That's you now

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
If it's anything like previous buttcoin stuff, it means that the people who are trying to sell their butts are actually a secret evil cabal trying to manipulate the price by selling, and that means that if you buy their coins for the price they're asking you're actually defeating them in glorious battle

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

haveblue posted:

Then they discovered why modern capitalism is so constrained and regulated (relative to the distant past, at least) by also recreating every kind of major financial disaster/scam/boondoggle/etc in history

This is the one single good thing to come out of it all - with how well documented everything is, it's a hell of a petri dish to watch and write papers about. Not just financial stuff, but also psychology, cults, the speed and spread of word of mouth, detailed effects of market manipulation, and all kinds of other things

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

credburn posted:

I don't get why you goons like referencing that one joke. Like 40% of this thread is just repeating that joke. Where did it come from?

Some people on this forum are just morally inept :shrug:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
We may as well close down the internet then

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The schad is on this thread for boring clickbait

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
As someone that's had to live in the south, yes there is absolutely intention meant with a hard hit on the last syllable. Any pronunciation is bad, but there's a certain brand of bigot that wants to make sure that you know they really mean it

Lol, efb by an almost identical post while trying to figure out how to word it

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Wow, thank you for posting a video that's just an excuse to say slurs over and over again, I'm sure people love your comedy and you're not all alone in the world as a miserable little poo poo

E: edited to remove the video link from the quote because i forgot to

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 05:08 on Apr 25, 2024

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Ok, then tell an admin to bring the n-word sexual-f-word video back from his edit and to ban me because if that video is welcome in this thread, then it is not anywhere i want to exist

:toxx:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I always film myself whenever I'm in the mood to curiously look at a bread sandwich

vvv: Right, and I'm just laughing from a different angle not complaining

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 11:52 on May 2, 2024

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's funny how they're cargo culting clickbait techniques when there's no incentive whatsoever to have a viewer watch to the end on twitter

(E: whoops, didn't realize cyberhatchback stuff escaped the elon thread containment)

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 07:52 on May 3, 2024

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

I love it, you just know if they let him through he was just going to use it as a means to scream about election fraud too

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's only temporary in the sense that it needs regular air immediately to stay inflated, otherwise it'll just pop right of the rim from the negative relative pressure inside

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