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Sep 7, 2014

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It's only called photokeratitis if it's caused by the sun, otherwise it's just sparkling eyeburn.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Fayetteville Gear and Garb

Currently Cuxxed

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Sep 7, 2014

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^^^^pro click^^^^

after the Chipotle video I needed this

china bot has a new favorite as of 02:05 on Dec 9, 2023

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Sep 7, 2014

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where are people buying water jugs that don't get punctured open by the dispenser once they're in place?

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Sep 7, 2014

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Regarde Aduck posted:

surely you wouldn't poo poo at all

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Sep 7, 2014

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would like to take a moment to rep the Criterion Channel which, granted, appeals primarily to insufferable film dweebs but so far has no commercials or other related bullshit

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Sep 7, 2014

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also, pretend I posted a gif of the Cinco Urinal Shower janitor saying "Commercial? gently caress YOU commercial!"

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Sep 7, 2014

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when I was around 2 years old, my parents noticed that, at seemingly random times, I would run around the house in a panic screaming "COCKADIS! COCKADIS!" They eventually figured out that I was freaking out about a television ad for The Phantom of the Opera on stage, but to this day no one knows what COCKADIS means. I was teased about it then, I'm still teased about it now, as it should be :colbert:

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Sep 7, 2014

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i sleep in a honey bucket with my wife

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Sep 7, 2014

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sorry to break it to everyone, but she was killing slugs so this qualifies as animal abuse

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Sep 7, 2014

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unfortunately, caspergers, you've forgotten that this is PYF, where no dead horse can ever be too thoroughly beaten

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Sep 7, 2014

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Oceania killin it tbh

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bad_fmr posted:

Shitposting yourself to life in Malaysian hellprison. To own the libs. Truly an Ur-Goon.

https://twitter.com/marionumber4/status/1757809452512694366

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Sep 7, 2014

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Platystemon posted:

Oompa loompa, wee oversight.

Work word into your post tonight!

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Sep 7, 2014

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Armitag3 posted:

I thought Charlie was illiterate.

he can read and write, he just doesn't like to read and write

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Sep 7, 2014

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everything reminds me of her

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FreudianSlippers posted:

What's a "computer"?

EAT YOURSELF THINNER

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Sep 7, 2014

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The Killing Jelq posted:

EAT Y’SELF FITTER?


(CHARMED TO MEET YA)

Mr. Bung posted:

Up the stairs Mister!

I want to apologize to you real Fall fans for getting the lyric wrong :ferrari:

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Sep 7, 2014

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even a broken clock is art twice a day

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Sep 7, 2014

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"parkour"

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Sep 7, 2014

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he sighs as I unsheathe his sword

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Sep 7, 2014

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wildly underestimating the number of people that both consume slurpees and never think about anything beyond FREE

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Sep 7, 2014

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she's tekken his children away
because she said he was not a good gamer

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this is the fifth different tiktok I've seen in the past 24 hours of those drat empanada machines failing, why are they so popular right now?

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dialhforhero posted:

I believe the hierarchy of Chrises is still:

Elliot

Evans
Hemsworth/Pine





Pratt

Benoit

That list is not necessarily linear.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Ravenfood posted:

Your rear end in a top hat has handles?

learn more here: goatse.cx

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Sep 7, 2014

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really, it should be the 5 tones from Close Encounters

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Sep 7, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u2o_I_BhvQ&t=25s

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get the feeling that THIS is the Tony Hawk people recognize (and in this exact resolution)

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Roblo posted:

Oh come ON no one is this stupid. aarrgh

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Sep 7, 2014

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caspergers posted:

Someone go show Dublin an empty bag of potatoes

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pig look at this huge bail

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