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bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
I threw mine out last time I moved, and it was probably sitting at around 15 years and half full at the time.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Advent Horizon posted:

I was changing out my snow tires this afternoon and had a thought - how old is everyone’s jar of anti-seize?

Mine has to be at least 20 year now but it’s finally running low.

My copper antiseize is newer, but still at least 5 years old, my silver antieseize is easily 10 years old.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
I don't use anti-seize or copper paste. I might lightly grease surfaces using ordinary yellowish fat.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

His Divine Shadow posted:

I don't use anti-seize or copper paste. I might lightly grease surfaces using ordinary yellowish fat.

You should see a doctor about that.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
my fat is nice and yellow due to a grass fed diet, no grains here no sir

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I gave my bottle of anti-seize away when I left New York and moved back to Florida :v:

I did recently finish a bottle of brake grease tho, that lasted me a good ten years probably, the brush was all hosed up and pretty useless by the time I chucked it.

What's funny is I need to do the rear brakes on my Scion but I don't want to buy another big bottle again since I don't work on shitboxes much anymore. Guess I'll just buy a little tube of it this time lol

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010

Advent Horizon posted:

I was changing out my snow tires this afternoon and had a thought - how old is everyone’s jar of anti-seize?

Mine has to be at least 20 year now but it’s finally running low.

Mine's only like 5 or 6 years old because I moved away from using my Dad's garage, supplies, and tools. His was still the old metal can, mine's the newer plastic one.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

CommieGIR posted:

My copper antiseize is newer, but still at least 5 years old, my silver antieseize is easily 10 years old.

Same

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
one of the many things in life i'll never understand about selling poo poo online: people who expect me to negotiate my own price down. get hosed shitheads

Salami Surgeon
Jan 21, 2001

Don't close. Don't close.


Nap Ghost

OBAMNA PHONE posted:

one of the many things in life i'll never understand about selling poo poo online: people who expect me to negotiate my own price down. get hosed shitheads

What's your bottom dollar and will you take less than that?

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

Is this available?

What's your bottom dollar?

Will you take trades?

2500

in case it's not 100% clear, these are all things people have said to me in the last week on Facebook Marketplace. 2500 is 38% of my listed price at the moment

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

People that just send a lowball number and nothing else are trolls, I usually tell them to gently caress off

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I don't even bother replying. Another reason why I have a burner phone for the odd time I sell/buy poo poo.

What's worse:

Lowball trolls?

Sellers that don't advertise a price or just as $1 and 1234 mileage?

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


Sellers who put “if the ad is up, it’s still available” and then get pissed that you messaged after it was sold. You left the ad up!

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



https://i.imgur.com/1PqY4PZ.mp4

Marketplace is a numbers game, don't put any effort into anyone who seems to be playing around, not worth the hassle. Just delete and move on.

Is this available is just a default button response, so yeah you'll see these a lot, easy enough to just shoot back a yes, ya, yah, y, yup, or whatever else you want.
What's your bottom dollar is lazy negotiation. I usually just respond with the listed price minus $100 or whatever. I always list a little high as it's expected to haggle down, and some people suck at haggling so I'll throw them a small bone here and I've had people agree and buy at prices higher than I thought I would actually get.
Will you take trades is 99.9999% a time waster.
Just a number is a low effort low-ball, only respond if you find it entertaining to do so. Otherwise just imagine you never got that message.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Last night I was out on my deck and heard a big crash, then saw a truck towing a trailer way too fast down the street (trailer was going airborne over bumps)

Turns out the crash was him ramming my garbage can.



Thanks dude!

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I had some kid troll me when I was selling some fishing stuff, lowballing and trying to be funny asking dumb questions so I played along for a bit before deleting it

Turns out it was one of my son's buddies from school and he had no idea, he was just randomly trolling and my son was like uh that's my dad :v:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I'll get lowballed on poo poo I'm not even selling!

Some rando showed up in a smashed up tesla to buy some biodiesel processing equipment a month or two ago. Dude was oogling the bricknose pretty hard. Hard enough that my buddy came and got me to talk about it. Dude seemed very into it, knew what it was, etc.

Cue the text chains. He starts to vacillate over text. worried about rust (lol it's from Hayward, CA). Offers me 5 grand. What I paid for it when I dragged it out of a field 8 years ago. I just ghosted em after sending craigslist links for what would be a 5k dollar truck. Ones missing significant parts and not running/driving.

For hilarity sake just the turbocharging of this (5k dollar) engine was 5k. Nevermind the rest of the work.

It's in the parkinglot at the shop waiting to move the next new project. Gonna need to be many multiples of 5k hungrier than 5k to take that thing off my hands.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I had some kid troll me when I was selling some fishing stuff, lowballing and trying to be funny asking dumb questions so I played along for a bit before deleting it

Turns out it was one of my son's buddies from school and he had no idea, he was just randomly trolling and my son was like uh that's my dad :v:

that kid rules

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I had some kid troll me when I was selling some fishing stuff, lowballing and trying to be funny asking dumb questions so I played along for a bit before deleting it

Turns out it was one of my son's buddies from school and he had no idea, he was just randomly trolling and my son was like uh that's my dad :v:

If you still have some of the fishing stuff, you should just give it to the kid.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Safety Dance posted:

If you still have some of the fishing stuff, you should just give it to the kid.

My son has given him a bunch of stuff over the years, all the kids in his school that fish know each other and they trade and give each other stuff all the time. Lures, hooks, extra rods and reels and stuff if someone needs it.

I guess he felt bad about trolling me but he wasn't being a dick or anything so I didn't care, I thought it was hilarious :v:

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
think about your dad




wanna troll that dad

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

trilobite terror posted:

think about your dad




wanna troll that dad

My friend and I were both kids of divorce, and both our dads lived in the same town about 30 miles away from where we did. Same neighborhood, just blocks away actually, but they didn't know each other or who any of our friends or anything. That's the kind of relationship we had.

Once when I was in the 5th grade, I went and visited my buddy while he was at his dad's for visitation, it must have been over spring break. My own dad had no idea I was in town, had no reason to expect me, and I didn't reach out to let him know. That's the kind of relationship we had.

Anyway, my friend and I walked over to my dad's place while he was at work, got inside and turned all the lights on and the TV, opened the cupboards and closet doors, took the phone off the hook, poured a bowl of cereal and left it, ran a tub of water and threw towels in it, basically did everything we could think of short of actually trashing or destroying anything. Locked up, re-hid the spare key and left.

He never spoke of it to me, but I remember hearing him tell a friend about the time his house got broken into. He moved 2,000 miles away when I was in 7th grade, so I feel it was pretty good timing on my part.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I'd move cross country as well if my house got broken into by a ghost.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Getting ready to go to work today, what a nice spring day! So I'm borrowing my parents car ('98 Mazda 626) that has studded tires still. It's parked at my house because they are out of country.

Odometer ticked over 440,000km recently. I can see why they're getting ready for a new car, has lots of real old car issues. Vibrations, vinyl cracking and a host of small issues that add up. If it was a car you really liked, nothing unfixable. But it's not plus it's getting rust on the doors now. Just five years ago it was quite a different car in feel.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

NoWake posted:

My friend and I were both kids of divorce, and both our dads lived in the same town about 30 miles away from where we did. Same neighborhood, just blocks away actually, but they didn't know each other or who any of our friends or anything. That's the kind of relationship we had.

Once when I was in the 5th grade, I went and visited my buddy while he was at his dad's for visitation, it must have been over spring break. My own dad had no idea I was in town, had no reason to expect me, and I didn't reach out to let him know. That's the kind of relationship we had.

Anyway, my friend and I walked over to my dad's place while he was at work, got inside and turned all the lights on and the TV, opened the cupboards and closet doors, took the phone off the hook, poured a bowl of cereal and left it, ran a tub of water and threw towels in it, basically did everything we could think of short of actually trashing or destroying anything. Locked up, re-hid the spare key and left.

He never spoke of it to me, but I remember hearing him tell a friend about the time his house got broken into. He moved 2,000 miles away when I was in 7th grade, so I feel it was pretty good timing on my part.

Sounds like my dad! Hauled rear end across the country to shack up with his side piece. At least I learned from him what not to do and I have a great relationship with my son.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


NoWake posted:

My friend and I were both kids of divorce, and both our dads lived in the same town about 30 miles away from where we did. Same neighborhood, just blocks away actually, but they didn't know each other or who any of our friends or anything. That's the kind of relationship we had.

Once when I was in the 5th grade, I went and visited my buddy while he was at his dad's for visitation, it must have been over spring break. My own dad had no idea I was in town, had no reason to expect me, and I didn't reach out to let him know. That's the kind of relationship we had.

Anyway, my friend and I walked over to my dad's place while he was at work, got inside and turned all the lights on and the TV, opened the cupboards and closet doors, took the phone off the hook, poured a bowl of cereal and left it, ran a tub of water and threw towels in it, basically did everything we could think of short of actually trashing or destroying anything. Locked up, re-hid the spare key and left.

He never spoke of it to me, but I remember hearing him tell a friend about the time his house got broken into. He moved 2,000 miles away when I was in 7th grade, so I feel it was pretty good timing on my part.

:lol:

I wonder if he realised that absolutely nothing was taken and got even more weirded out.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


His Divine Shadow posted:

Getting ready to go to work today, what a nice spring day! So I'm borrowing my parents car ('98 Mazda 626) that has studded tires still. It's parked at my house because they are out of country.

Odometer ticked over 440,000km recently. I can see why they're getting ready for a new car, has lots of real old car issues. Vibrations, vinyl cracking and a host of small issues that add up. If it was a car you really liked, nothing unfixable. But it's not plus it's getting rust on the doors now. Just five years ago it was quite a different car in feel.



I'd just like to state how much I hate that a 1998 is an "old car"...
:corsair:

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Darchangel posted:

I'd just like to state how much I hate that a 1998 is an "old car"...
:corsair:

My 06 is old enough to vote

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Shut up.
My newest car is an '05...

SpeedFreek
Jan 10, 2008
And Im Lobster Jesus!
Only one car I have isn't old enough for collectors plates, two more years and I'll only need to register one car every year.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Making me feel good about having a '10, but then I daily an '86 that is having a mechanical mid life crisis.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Our newest vehicle is a decaying 1994 RV
How could this happen to meeeeeeeeee

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

kastein posted:

Our newest vehicle is a decaying 1994 RV
How could this happen to meeeeeeeeee

Hey it could be a Fiat era Jeep.




CommieGIR posted:

Making me feel good about having a '10, but then I daily an '86 that is having a mechanical mid life crisis.

My daily from 2004 is also having a mechanical mid life crisis. It's also from Austria.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



I’ve got a Fiat Jeep and it has been astoundingly trouble free. It’s got the tigershark and everything. Have never had to do anything except change fluids and plugs over the past 70k miles.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Darchangel posted:

I'd just like to state how much I hate that a 1998 is an "old car"...
:corsair:

Well IMO it's old because of mileage rather than age alone. My 1990 Saab feels way more fresh and it's at 287,000km, but I am giving it all the attention.

And my Yaris '07 almost equals their mazda in mileage but it still feels like it always did, except possibly more air sounds.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Currently seeing just how far you can get out of the battery of an unrestricted Specialized Creo

63 kms, burned 36% battery so far. Might be able to go a lot further than expected

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


My employers are continuing their crusade on buying lovely vehicles. So far their history includes SSangYong van, Mitsubishi Triton (the one that had the front suspension recall), Ford Territory, Ford Ranger, Ford Everest. Now to join the shitheaps is a Haval JoLion!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Humphreys posted:

My employers are continuing their crusade on buying lovely vehicles. So far their history includes SSangYong van, Mitsubishi Triton (the one that had the front suspension recall), Ford Territory, Ford Ranger, Ford Everest. Now to join the shitheaps is a Haval JoLion!

I had to look it up

quote:

The Haval Jolion was first shown at the 2020 Beijing Auto Show in October as a successor of the H2. The Chinese name pronounces "Chulian" and means "first love" in Chinese.

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His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Pictured me this morning after fixing all the brake issues and subsequent issues with the handbrakes and the car battery is dead again.

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