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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

JamesBont posted:

I never understood how "buying votes" became an actual phrase. "Oh no, the president is doing something that the people who voted for him wanted him to do! What an rear end in a top hat!"

See, the politicians I hate should only be doing things that I like, not what the people that voted for him want

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

logger posted:

The attack on Pearl Harbor was followed almost immediately by a declaration of war by the Japanese Empire. If Ramirez wants us to declare war anytime we are threatened than we should have declared war after the USS Liberty was attacked by Israel during the 6-Day-War.

Or mayhaps more accurately, Pearl Harbor was an unprovoked deadly surprise attack that was the beginning of a Japanese plan to take over most of the Pacific theater before USA could react. Iran's missile attack on Israel was a reaction on Israeli assassination of Iranians, it was pre-announced and it didn't cause any casualties or significant material damage. There's just nothing in common. It's like if the Soviets had decided that the flight of Mathias Rust was the exact same thing as Operation Barbarossa and thus nuked Bonn.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




JamesBont posted:

I never understood how "buying votes" became an actual phrase. "Oh no, the president is doing something that the people who voted for him wanted him to do! What an rear end in a top hat!"

It originally referred to the practice of candidates or political organizations actually giving people money or goods to vote for the candidate.

So, buying people lunch with the expectation they will vote for you actually is vote buying.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:


Rowe:


Katauskas:


Kudelka:


Knight:

Boy on eight sets of bail granted bail again after Berwick crash (Herald Sun).

Lethbridge:


Spooner:

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

World peace by Cai Meng


Slinging mud at China by Song Chen


The world needs peace by Luo Jie


Jobs under threat by Cao Yi


Trapped at sea by Luo Jie


Le Monde

Soudan : un an de guerre oubliée/Sudan: One year of war forgotten by Tayo from Nigeria


La militante et dessinatrice iranienne Atena Farghadani arrêtée et maltraitée/Iranian activist and cartoonist Atena Farghadani has been arrested and abused by Rodríguez from Mexico


Écologie radicale/Radical Ecology by Micaël as seen in La Croix l’hebdo
Sign reads: Today's Lesson: Radical ecology


Ben Garrison

No new ones since 1/4

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008
Oh my god is Ben Garrison actually dead?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

100YrsofAttitude posted:


Ben Garrison

No new ones since 1/4

1/4 American or 1/4 European?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Stultus Maximus posted:

1/4 American or 1/4 European?

Does Europe want to claim him?

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Garrison has been posting like crazy on Twitter, so he's probably not dead.

100YrsofAttitude, that's another potential source of cartoons if you want to go that far to look for them. He sometimes posts them there before they hit his site. If you're inclined to check, his account is at https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Ben Garrison

No new ones since 1/4
If only we were so lucky.

All of these cartoons have publication dates since April 1 on his website.

Total Eclipse of the Sun


Wisconsin Steps on Zuckerberg


Zelensky More Money


Will Kennedy Eclipse Biden's Polls


Free Speech Battle in Brazil


WOKE Reserve


OJ Simpson Dead


The Yearly Humiliation Of Americans - Taxes Upon Taxes


New York Ball And Chain


Swamp Speakers

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

logger posted:

The attack on Pearl Harbor was followed almost immediately by a declaration of war by the Japanese Empire.

And as originally planned, a diplomatic note breaking off relations and in essence declaring war was supposed to arrive on FDR's desk about an hour before the bombers hit, but due to security concerns the Japanese embassy couldn't use their secretaries who were hired Americans to transcribe the telegram into long form, and none of the diplomats knew how to type, which delayed it until afterward.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME APOLOGIST HAS LOGGED ON
The Garrison cartoons aren't loading on mobile.


And I am 100% ok with that

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

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Adam Zyglis




Amjad Rasmi




Ann Telnaes




Bob Englehart




Bill Bramhall




Carlos Latuff




Clay Bennett



Kellies Nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted (The ball gag looks vaguely menacing, and there's no indication that Trump cutting it should be considered a bad thing.)


Darrin Bell




Dave Whamond



poo poo, is he starting a collection of Trump Symbols to go up against Branco's Biden Symbols?


David M. Hitch



I see, so Trump is incapable of making the same offer, for... some reason meaning Biden can realistically use this for ransom.


Dick Wright




Drew Sheneman




Jeff Danziger




Jeff Koterba




Jeff Stahler




Jimmy Margulies




John Darkow




Kevin "KAL" Kallaugher




Lee Judge




Matt Davies




Mike Smith




NEMØ




Pedro X. Molina




Phil Hands




Randall Enos




Rick McKee

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

idonotlikepeas posted:


Clay Bennett



Kellies Nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted (The ball gag looks vaguely menacing, and there's no indication that Trump cutting it should be considered a bad thing.)


Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



[Narrator voice]Tonight's episode: Insightful commentary

It is a Police Squad! joke, it is a polcom joke; it is a dual PS! polcom joke

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Ironically, the Washington Post, who publish Telnaes, published an article today that profiled all the jurors, including their jobs and the neighborhoods they live in.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Murdstone posted:

Ironically, the Washington Post, who publish Telnaes, published an article today that profiled all the jurors, including their jobs and the neighborhoods they live in.

Real "We're all looking for the guy who did this" energy

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch


Before: "Saying you'll do things to help your constituents is buying votes"
Now: "HMMM so if you say you'll do things to help... doesn't that mean you're actually saying that if you DON'T get elected, they WON'T get your help??? Sounds like a THREAT!!"

secondarily, would love to hear how this is "an unconstitutional ploy"

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Trump said "If you elect me I'll bring down crime", so isn't that saying that if you DON'T elect him, crime will go UP?? That's a threat if i ever heard one!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Vib Rib posted:

Before: "Saying you'll do things to help your constituents is buying votes"
Now: "HMMM so if you say you'll do things to help... doesn't that mean you're actually saying that if you DON'T get elected, they WON'T get your help??? Sounds like a THREAT!!"

Don't you dare to threaten me with good things! :freep:

Szarrukin
Sep 29, 2021

okay, this one made me chuckle.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Skios posted:


Steve Kelley




I actually love that the official answer from Papa New Guinea was not to deny cannibalism but to basically say "you think we would eat a random white guy falling from the skies?"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Alhazred posted:

I actually love that the official answer from Papa New Guinea was not to deny cannibalism but to basically say "you think we would eat a random white guy falling from the skies?"

They only ate locally-sourced organic white guys.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Stultus Maximus posted:

1/4 American or 1/4 European?

European.

Ugh, that's annoying. Sorry for dropping the ball on that. I see I have to check his homepage and not the "cartoons" link, let alone the archives/dates. I'll be late with next week's comics as I'm away all weekend but yeah, I'll keep that in mind.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

skeleton warrior posted:

He in fact did, and Young was publicly angry about it, just like Mellencamp and Spirngsteen were publicly angry about Reagan using "Pink Houses" and "Born in the USA" for his ads.

Remember when Paul Ryan said that Rage Against the Machine was his favorite band? Lots of people pay no attention whatsoever to the politics of the groups they listen to, they just like the music, even when they're the literal embodiment of the machine the group is raging against (Tom Morello's joke, not mine).

Paul Ryan's case is particularly grotesque since the man is such a ghoul even by GOP standards. Most of them don't give a poo poo about how their policies hurt people, but Ryan actively likes that, and talks about how in college he and his bros would dream about cutting social spending while drinking from kegs. It's such a gross image, a group of rich bastards drunkenly talking about how they can't wait till they're old enough to brutalize the poor, while Rage Against the Machine blasts in the background.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"lol! biden sure does make political cartoonist's jobs easier!"
*draws two talking heads in a box, one saying "i'm a big stupid dumb guy!"*
"haHA! thanks again biden!"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's three less than it would take Hitch to do the same thing, think of the savings!

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the temptation of Benjamin Netanyahu and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei – As Israel and Iran trade blows, hopes of an end to hostilities in Gaza feel further away than ever"

Telegraph:

Thames Water and its lenders enlist lawyers amid nationalisation threat

Matt:


Independent:

After Richard Tennant Cooper.

The i paper:


Times:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




The woman is the leader of the norwegian political party Rødt (Red). Rødt is a socialist party that has gone from a fringe party to getting members voted into parliament. But their youth organization may hinder their success as it is a much more radical origanization, they elected an openly communist leader, they won't condemn the 7th october attack by Hamas and they are against shipping weapons to Ukraine.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I love these supposed crocodile tears over NPR bias.

Have any of them actually met the average NPR listener or listen to NPR themselves? (Last one is of course, no, that would interfere with whatever conservative talk radio they'd listen to).

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



seiferguy posted:

I love these supposed crocodile tears over NPR bias.

Have any of them actually met the average NPR listener or listen to NPR themselves? (Last one is of course, no, that would interfere with whatever conservative talk radio they'd listen to).

The Brutalist face of godless Communism

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Clay Bennett



Lalo Alcaraz



Jen Sorensen



Nick Anderson



Ruben Bolling



Brian McFadden



Clay Jones

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Technowolf posted:

Clay Bennett



Kellies nomination: Laziest non-Gorrell

Indiana_Krom
Jun 18, 2007
Net Slacker

seiferguy posted:

I love these supposed crocodile tears over NPR bias.

Have any of them actually met the average NPR listener or listen to NPR themselves? (Last one is of course, no, that would interfere with whatever conservative talk radio they'd listen to).

Also I just find it amusing how constantly pissed off Payne is over electric vehicles that he works some anti-EV thing into practically all of his comics. Despite increasingly hating Elon Musk I daily a Tesla (I bought it before he really tore the mask off okay) and somehow it just existing being a thing that pisses off Payne brings some additional satisfaction to me beyond the fact that it is just a really good daily driver/appliance vehicle.

I don't ever want to go back to an ICE vehicle after driving an EV for years, it is life changing better in pretty much every way. And I very much look forward to the distant future when I'm not awoken several times in the average night by some douche driving by in an insanely loud open pipe exhaust truck/suv or even lovely car where someone ripped the catalytic converter out. The city would be so much quieter and more pleasant if everyone was driving EVs.

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

Indiana_Krom posted:

Also I just find it amusing how constantly pissed off Payne is over electric vehicles that he works some anti-EV thing into practically all of his comics. Despite increasingly hating Elon Musk I daily a Tesla (I bought it before he really tore the mask off okay) and somehow it just existing being a thing that pisses off Payne brings some additional satisfaction to me beyond the fact that it is just a really good daily driver/appliance vehicle.

I don't ever want to go back to an ICE vehicle after driving an EV for years, it is life changing better in pretty much every way. And I very much look forward to the distant future when I'm not awoken several times in the average night by some douche driving by in an insanely loud open pipe exhaust truck/suv or even lovely car where someone ripped the catalytic converter out. The city would be so much quieter and more pleasant if everyone was driving EVs.

Not an EV, but I love my hybrid for the same reasons you listed.

Also there's a BLM and Woke logo there, just to cover all the bases of being an awful person. It just feels like conservative cartoonists have a dart board full of buzzwords and logo and whatever they hit, they add it in.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

idonotlikepeas posted:

Drew Sheneman



Did... did this guy just fully trace Michael Ramirez' work? It basically looks what I'd think a Ramirez cartoon would look like before he applied his lovely crosshatching filter.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Skios posted:

Did... did this guy just fully trace Michael Ramirez' work? It basically looks what I'd think a Ramirez cartoon would look like before he applied his lovely crosshatching filter.

His style's always been a bit similar due to similar period influences and tools.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Indiana_Krom posted:


I don't ever want to go back to an ICE vehicle after driving an EV for years, it is life changing better in pretty much every way.

Just eliminating the minor hassle of having to stop on the way somewhere to fill the tank is worth it.

Plug it in when you get home and it's full by the next morning.

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May 29, 2010

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Amjad Rasmi




Bob Englehart




Carlos Latuff



Israel really should have left room for a checkbox next to that last item.


Clay Bennett




Dick Wright



Biden's middle east policy is vigorous, bold, and skillfully performed. A questionable cartoon.


Ed Gamble




Jeff Danziger




John Branch




Kirk Walters




Lisa Benson




Monte Wolverton




Pedro X. Molina




Randall Enos




Walt Handelsman



https://www.nola.com/news/politics/...f872b81384.html

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