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note: if you are a criminal defendant and not Donald Trump, do not fall asleep in court
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May 2, 2024 19:33
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kazil posted:TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY I've said it before and I'll say it again: Trump is terrible at playing defense. If you can get him on the defense he will look pathetic and very, very funny
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May 2, 2024 19:34
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kazil posted:beautiful day for court sketches AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO!
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May 2, 2024 19:35
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Propaganda Hour posted:I've said it before and I'll say it again: Trump is terrible at playing defense. If you can get him on the defense he will look pathetic and very, very funny
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May 2, 2024 19:35
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May 2, 2024 19:37
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May 2, 2024 19:37
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kazil posted:TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY 
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May 2, 2024 19:38
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 at a judge having to tell a lawyer "When in doubt, steer clear". From my interactions with them over the years, It feels like uttering that one sentence over and over again is a solid 40% of their job.
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May 2, 2024 19:38
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I sure wish this trial was televised
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May 2, 2024 19:42
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It's like a child trying to get back at a parent. Can I do THIS instead? How about THIS? THIS?? What about THIS? How do these lawyers not understand poking a judge over and over during a criminal trial with possible jail time is not good for anyone involved.
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May 2, 2024 19:43
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https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1786038432021508601
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May 2, 2024 19:46
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May 2, 2024 19:47
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can someone find the original AI picture that this fine court drawing depicts?
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May 2, 2024 19:49
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Still an improvement over the previous, somewhat less nuanced, "Being a convicted felon will make him more popular with the blacks" take.
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May 2, 2024 19:49
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May 2, 2024 19:50
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Strong Sauce posted:can someone find the original AI picture that this fine court drawing depicts?
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May 2, 2024 19:50
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Avirosb posted:Dormant Slump loving
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May 2, 2024 19:51
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 I SAVOR EVERY MOMENT OF THIS BIG BEAUTIFUL TRIAL
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May 2, 2024 19:51
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Trump isn't sleeping in court. He's shielding the world from his all-powerful victory orbs. And he's not making GBS threads himself. He's offering, for free (you should be thanking him actually), a sampling of his victory pudding.
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May 2, 2024 19:52
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During the first day or two of the trial, when he was first noticed nodding off, didn't they try to pass it off as him praying?
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May 2, 2024 19:53
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Silly Burrito posted:Obama used it when he burned him with his birth certificate It's amazing to rewatch this and see just how gently Obama actually roasted Trump. The real psychic damage was supplied by everyone else in the room laughing at Obama's sarcastic praise of Trump, making it absolutely clear that everyone in the political elite views Trump as a subhuman clownshow. Wonderful times.
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May 2, 2024 19:54
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 lol he's asleep again 
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May 2, 2024 19:54
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Are Trumps eyes even blue? Like, as much as I’ve seen that grotesque moldy-tangerine mug of his over the years, I’ve got no idea what color his eyes are. He’s got eyes, right?
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May 2, 2024 19:54
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I want to see a video of one of those conservative teen roast things they do a million times a year but with the camera pointed at the crowd the whole time.
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May 2, 2024 19:55
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kazil posted:TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY I open my beautiful brown eye, sometimes fart intensely, and let it ALL OUT
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May 2, 2024 19:55
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making GBS threads his pants in court for FREEDOM!!!
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May 2, 2024 19:56
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Cross is done. 5 minute break before redirect
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May 2, 2024 19:56
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Almost Smart posted:Are Trumps eyes even blue? Like, as much as I’ve seen that grotesque moldy-tangerine mug of his over the years, I’ve got no idea what color his eyes are. He’s got eyes, right? Distended rectum pink (they’re blue)
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May 2, 2024 19:57
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I'd say his eyes are grey more than blue
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May 2, 2024 19:58
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Almost Smart posted:Are Trumps eyes even blue? Like, as much as I’ve seen that grotesque moldy-tangerine mug of his over the years, I’ve got no idea what color his eyes are. He’s got eyes, right? lifeless eyes. black eyes. like a doll's eyes.
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May 2, 2024 19:58
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Trump: I've heard, and you've heard, we've all heard, that he who smelt it, you know sometimes it doesn't even smell that bad, sometimes it's just a bunch of air. But they said they smelt it and I didn't smell anything. That means they are the ones who farted. I never fart. It's them, the demoncrats, they say there is global warming but that's because all they do is fart all the time. There isn't any global warming because I don't smell any farts.
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May 2, 2024 20:02
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ImpAtom posted:
lol at more likes on the posts before and after even the truth social crowd aren’t buying it
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May 2, 2024 20:02
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Anderson Koopa posted:I thought he would be asleep by now with all the travel and jet lag he's had to endure. Plus the ramblings about locks and what not, that has to take a lot out of you. As an epic-level crime elemental, if you invoke the name, it fuels the life essence, so of course there's no sleeping when they're discussing Donnie. Invocation is also why Dondon doesn't like nicknames: no fuel, low energy  SilvergunSuperman posted:I'd like to put forward a motion that if you include a kitty your punishment is annulled, I cede my time I move to amend: if you get probed for sniping but include a picture of your cat, you still eat the sixer but the cat must be included with the probe; but if you include a cat belonging to someone else you eat 12 hours instead. Domestically sourced cat tax only  kazil posted:ok ok we're back in court "I dunno, just shut the gently caress up  " Merchan asking the impossible from Donnie von ShitzinPants 
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May 2, 2024 20:06
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Toxic Mental posted:I'd say his eyes are grey more than blue but i have grey eyeths
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May 2, 2024 20:07
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May 2, 2024 20:09
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When you think about it, the fact that Biden isn't indicted for any felonies is really a mark against him 
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May 2, 2024 20:12
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Stormy Daniels' interview with Jimmy Kimmel got mentioned a few times today. Does this mean when Stormy is on the stand later they're gonna make Turmp watch the interview? The defense better make sure that footage aligns with one of his not-naps. Edit: Here's the clip in question. Can you imagine Prezzy Goodbrains having to sit quietly and watch this? Nevermind, this one is better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ji8i7Wy4mo&t=527s Fabulousity fucked around with this message at 20:23 on May 2, 2024 |
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May 2, 2024 20:12
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i get the thought process. america loves a cool outlaw or whatever, but trump isnt some moonshiner tricking the corrupt govemernt agents during prohibition. he is rich fat cat rear end in a top hat who got pissy and tried to coup the goverment because he lost.
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May 2, 2024 20:14
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lol Trump: It seems everyone had a heavy lunch. The atmosphere is lethargic.
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May 2, 2024 20:14
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I like how it doesn’t mention Bragg doing anything. He just walks into the courtroom, stands in the middle for a while, then leaves. A show of dominance. Even odds that he crop dusted donnie
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May 2, 2024 20:16
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