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Pablo Nergigante, skeleton warrior)
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Not knowing when someone is interested in you ftw. Before we went out my gf asked to do something with me and I said sure let's go to the batting cages. Lmfao big mistake. darts is easier to make the heart meter go up.
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Apr 24, 2024 22:29
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lobster shirt posted:few things are more romantic than baseball sounds like someone's never heard of assfucking
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Apr 24, 2024 22:29
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Gf sounds like she got no swing. Sever.
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Apr 24, 2024 22:30
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:sounds like someone's never heard of assfucking i havent. and i dont plan to.
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Apr 24, 2024 22:30
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Lol big Kiryu energy lol it's weird because I don't go that often but I always get the urge when the weather starts warming up
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Apr 24, 2024 22:31
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Automatic blowjob a guy takes me to the batting cages.
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Apr 24, 2024 22:32
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My favorite first date story is when I took an ex to see The Princess Bride on Valentine's Day (it was one of those "Well, neither of us are seeing anybody, it's Valentine's, let's try again" things) and because it was sold out, we went with the most romantic sounding film title on the board, which was... The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. We both decided that was a sign to never date again, lol
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Apr 24, 2024 22:32
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Automatic blowjob a guy takes me to the batting cages. something something ball game
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Apr 24, 2024 22:34
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Bicyclops posted:My favorite first date story is when I took an ex to see The Princess Bride on Valentine's Day (it was one of those "Well, neither of us are seeing anybody, it's Valentine's, let's try again" things) and because it was sold out, we went with the most romantic sounding film title on the board, which was... The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. 
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Apr 24, 2024 22:35
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im so hot i have lots of sex at anime conventions, but the women there aren't as hot as me so don't do it!
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Apr 24, 2024 22:40
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Bicyclops posted:My favorite first date story is when I took an ex to see The Princess Bride on Valentine's Day (it was one of those "Well, neither of us are seeing anybody, it's Valentine's, let's try again" things) and because it was sold out, we went with the most romantic sounding film title on the board, which was... The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. "I can think of at least two things wrong with that title"
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Apr 24, 2024 22:42
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Bicyclops posted:My favorite first date story is when I took an ex to see The Princess Bride on Valentine's Day (it was one of those "Well, neither of us are seeing anybody, it's Valentine's, let's try again" things) and because it was sold out, we went with the most romantic sounding film title on the board, which was... The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Jesus Christ
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Apr 24, 2024 22:46
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lobster shirt posted:few things are more romantic than baseball it is for this reason that we speak of sex in terms of baseball metaphors Dr. Cool Aids posted:sounds like someone's never heard of assfucking ah: second base
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Apr 24, 2024 22:47
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Bicyclops posted:My favorite first date story is when I took an ex to see The Princess Bride on Valentine's Day (it was one of those "Well, neither of us are seeing anybody, it's Valentine's, let's try again" things) and because it was sold out, we went with the most romantic sounding film title on the board, which was... The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. idgi
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Apr 24, 2024 22:53
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the last time i was at a con i walked around with a friend and one of her friends her friend was insanely excited for brink, the splash damage shooter. i think i heard more about brink that day than the entire gaming press said about it.
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Apr 24, 2024 22:54
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Bicyclops posted:My favorite first date story is when I took an ex to see The Princess Bride on Valentine's Day (it was one of those "Well, neither of us are seeing anybody, it's Valentine's, let's try again" things) and because it was sold out, we went with the most romantic sounding film title on the board, which was... The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Lmao
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Apr 24, 2024 22:54
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Southern Cassowary posted:the last time i was at a con i walked around with a friend and one of her friends Cons are a fun place to get excited about a new game that will never actually exist. You can even get a promo shirt
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Apr 24, 2024 22:56
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At a party at the college dorm two girls asked if I'd give them a tour of my room. So I did. 
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Apr 24, 2024 22:58
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Half of Dracula posted:Cons are a fun place to get excited about a new game that will never actually exist. You can even get a promo shirt the weird thing is it was an anime con. she was just really hype for brink. lmao
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Apr 24, 2024 22:59
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Let me just say I’ve had lots of real sex and it’s not worth it. I had sex in a back yard once and managed, in my haste to undress, to cartoon style basically explode everything out of my pants and I had to crawl around in the dark an hour later looking for my keys after taking several Ubers back and forth across downtown. And I had major whisky Rick unfortunately. But quite frankly I’d do it again. Twas litty.
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Apr 24, 2024 22:59
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Not knowing when someone is interested in you ftw. Before we went out my gf asked to do something with me and I said sure let's go to the batting cages. Lmfao I have a lot of these stories, due to being stupid. When I was 20, a 30+ married lady who worked at the Papa Johns with me would sneak up behind me and whisper breathily in my ear, grab my butt, flash me, etc. When she was the closing driver, she would ask me if I wanted to go ride with her on orders in her truck after my shift ended. My response: "thats against the rules, you can't have two people in the delivery vehicle." And then I left to go home and play Katamari Damacy.
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Apr 24, 2024 23:20
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Sounds like the fact you missed all that, was a good thing.
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Apr 24, 2024 23:23
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Bicyclops posted:My favorite first date story is when I took an ex to see The Princess Bride on Valentine's Day (it was one of those "Well, neither of us are seeing anybody, it's Valentine's, let's try again" things) and because it was sold out, we went with the most romantic sounding film title on the board, which was... The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. This happened to me on a first date with Star Trek: Insurrection We were also both 15 and stupid, so it's probably for the best it never went anywhere, but I'll still blame that dogshit movie
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Apr 24, 2024 23:27
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username's getting a workout today
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Apr 24, 2024 23:27
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One time I wanted to be smooth and cool and have a romantic date night with my girlfriend. We were freshmen in college. I picked a dinner recipe and made it and everything was going to plan when we finally sat down to watch the romantic movie I’d picked out from Blockbuster called Leaving Las Vegas.
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Apr 24, 2024 23:32
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finding out there's an error on the play and they give you back a triple
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Apr 24, 2024 23:32
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Wormskull posted:I had sex in a back yard once and managed, in my haste to undress, to cartoon style basically explode everything out of my pants and I had to crawl around in the dark an hour later looking for my keys after taking several Ubers back and forth across downtown. And I had major whisky Rick unfortunately. But quite frankly I’d do it again. Twas litty. I'm whisky Riiiiiiick!
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Apr 24, 2024 23:33
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my first date with my wife was pretty normal
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Apr 24, 2024 23:35
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One More Fat Nerd posted:I have a lot of these stories, due to being stupid. Yeah buddy. 
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Apr 24, 2024 23:39
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Major "Whiskey" Rick Unfortunately
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Apr 24, 2024 23:41
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Hot Diggity! posted:I'm whisky Riiiiiiick! Some mother fuckers are only here to win the cosplay contest.
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Apr 25, 2024 00:02
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If I never need a new username somewhere I'm using Whiskey Rick.
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Apr 25, 2024 00:21
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One More Fat Nerd posted:I have a lot of these stories, due to being stupid. It was the right choice
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Apr 25, 2024 00:22
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One More Fat Nerd posted:I have a lot of these stories, due to being stupid. cool game
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Apr 25, 2024 00:31
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One More Fat Nerd posted:I have a lot of these stories, due to being stupid. You did nothing wrong. I'm proud of you.
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Apr 25, 2024 00:49
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I got the tude now posted:cool game it's an all timer
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Apr 25, 2024 00:50
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lobster shirt posted:[trying to sound casual] i errr uhh have also had sex
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Apr 25, 2024 00:58
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Tail Con: more furry bullshit
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Apr 25, 2024 01:07
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:username's getting a workout today lol
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:username's getting a workout today
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