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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I didn't watch TV for a long time, and since I got an antennae and started watching this and that again, I find I am fascinated by commercials. I mostly love them! BUT! I must stress I am not selling anything nor recommending anything nor promoting anything, etc. I am just interested in commercials. I also like to think I am not overly swayed by ads, since I'm weird, but....

Like, the Progressive Commercial Cinematic Universe, with Flo and the Gang. Or the Geico Gecko. Or the Geico Caveman in a Gecko commercial. Or Liberty Mutual's lame attempts to enter this creative space with Doug and the Emu. Why are the insurance commercials so entertaining?

The Jesus washes feet commercial came on. It's rather ludicrous. I get the sentiment, but who's going out of their way to wash someone's feet during a riot??

What do you love? What do you hate? And what interesting techniques do you note? Like from a psychological perspective, or a filming technique.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


It's my money and I want it now

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

It's my money and I want it now

I LOVE all the "THERES GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY" commercials, where everything is terrible in Grey World, and then fixed by this new and exciting product!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

I LOVE all the "THERES GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY" commercials, where everything is terrible in Grey World, and then fixed by this new and exciting product!

Are you loving horrible at making burgers?
Tired of getting gallons of grease on your countertop and in your eyeballs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM4zMofsI7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lymGRnESuZ8

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I watch a lot of Comet TV M-F in the background and at first I was like "Man, all these ads are aimed at old people" and then I realized, "Oh yeah".

Medicare Part C providers, Life Insurance, Gold, Ducalax, walk in tubs, etc. OLD!

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I hate the perfume ads where it's like Natalie Portman being beautiful and stylish in LA in a convertible surrounded by flowers. I don't only not know what the perfume is supposed to smell like, but it's clearly not for me and I'm resentful that they think that's what I, as a woman, can relate to. I'm so far removed from that conceptually she may as well be an alien selling me zipzop sauce.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I like that poop commercial where they sing diarrhea. I forget what it was for, I just remember the diarrhea part.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ralph Crammed In posted:

I hate the perfume ads where it's like Natalie Portman being beautiful and stylish in LA in a convertible surrounded by flowers. I don't only not know what the perfume is supposed to smell like, but it's clearly not for me and I'm resentful that they think that's what I, as a woman, can relate to. I'm so far removed from that conceptually she may as well be an alien selling me zipzop sauce.

It makes sense when you realize it's actually a sequel to Annihilation

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
The animation in the Erin eSurance commercials was fun and cool, and a lot of people were weird about wanting to gently caress the cartoon character

I miss those commercials because I thought they were neat

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
all of them

i hate them all

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Has anyone ever called J. G. Wentworth?

Like, even outside of this thread, has anyone ever done it

They had to get money to make the commercials somehow!!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Waltzing Along posted:

I like that poop commercial where they sing diarrhea. I forget what it was for, I just remember the diarrhea part.

Pepto Bismol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Like Flo's Gang is pretty fleshed out. Flo, their leader. Has a weird materialistic sister. There's the black guy who likes to fish. The small grumpy girl. And Jamie.

Jamie and grumpy girl have their own commercials. Does fishing guy?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Grey Cat posted:

It's my money and I want it now

I literally JUST got this out of my head two days ago and I haven't heard the jingle in God knows how many years

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


ElectricSheep posted:

I literally JUST got this out of my head two days ago and I haven't heard the jingle in God knows how many years

It still pops in my head all the time and I haven't had TV in 12 years

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

redshirt posted:

Like Flo's Gang is pretty fleshed out. Flo, their leader. Has a weird materialistic sister. There's the black guy who likes to fish. The small grumpy girl. And Jamie.

Jamie and grumpy girl have their own commercials. Does fishing guy?

progressive also has the talking chair bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKjfPrIwuDw

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




NEW YORK CITY!?

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I love this commercial
https://youtu.be/c0ItDxlF3wE?si=Z5olCd75lB5aPO_R

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Seattle area classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fplj61Y5QME

Another good one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I don't even own a TV :grin:

Flora Finching
Sep 10, 2009

I like that car repair insurance commercial where Ice-T yells shut up at the guy. It's funny every time.

I hate all the commercials talking about buttcracks, balls, toe fungus, and gut. Sick of hearing about gross poo poo. Back in the old days they just hinted around about what the product did for your gross body dysfunctions.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Zero others will understand this. I grew up blocks away from this place and saw this and their other commercials on local TV during my entire childhood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLpZWV8owdE

And everyone else who grew up in the midwest knows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sweH1131Vw0

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Hail Satan!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Puppymonkeybaby

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Catastrophe posted:

And everyone else who grew up in the midwest knows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sweH1131Vw0

I was too lazy to look this up, but it's always the first one I think of :tipshat:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Waltzing Along posted:

I like that poop commercial where they sing diarrhea. I forget what it was for, I just remember the diarrhea part.

I don't know why but this reminds me of something when I was a kid and Queens' Bohemian Rhapsody was still widely played on the radio.

We changed 'Mama Mia!' to 'Diarrhea!' as in: "Diarrhea! Diarrhea! Do it in the bin when your mother isn't in, Diarrhea!" There was more to it but I can't remember. This was in the early 90's in rural Ireland so what we came up with as kids is probably lost to mists of time. I tried looking for the lyrics online but all I can find is this and I don't think it's the same thing we came up with as kids.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/queen54.shtml

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Valko posted:

I don't know why but this reminds me of something when I was a kid and Queens' Bohemian Rhapsody was still widely played on the radio.

We changed 'Mama Mia!' to 'Diarrhea!' as in: "Diarrhea! Diarrhea! Do it in the bin when your mother isn't in, Diarrhea!" There was more to it but I can't remember. This was in the early 90's in rural Ireland so what we came up with as kids is probably lost to mists of time. I tried looking for the lyrics online but all I can find is this and I don't think it's the same thing we came up with as kids.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/queen54.shtml

Mama Mia Airport Kia. Our price sells cars!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I liked the Joe Isuzu ads where he just made the most extravagant lies while the subtitles mocked him.

"This car will go three-hundred miles an hour!"
*Yeah, downhill in a hurricane*

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!
every commercial is indiscriminately terrible, the best of them quick and over with

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I liked the Joe Isuzu ads where he just made the most extravagant lies while the subtitles mocked him.

"This car will go three-hundred miles an hour!"
*Yeah, downhill in a hurricane*

Remember the Fedex guy that talked real fast? Loved him, I tried it, sucked...

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Quiznos was killing it in the early 2k's. Something about the look of spongmonkeys was hilarious to me and whoever was in charge of that campaign was ahead of their time in getting the rights to use a stupid internet thing.

After that they had the commercial about the pizza oven that liked to gently caress and that was pretty good too.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!
how much of my life has been lost to advertisements? precious posting minutes gone like tears

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I came to know this nerdy girl in high school because of a science project and turns out her dad was like the local "Jingle King". Like the guy who did all kinds of local ads. Which was cool to take a peak behind the scenes of the local Jingle King.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

cumpantry posted:

how much of my life has been lost to advertisements? precious posting minutes gone like tears

If you ain't buyin get to dyin

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pY2_ojk_9M

lives in my head rent free

Joey_Redd
Jun 12, 2008
I don’t know if I can say I loved the 1998 sears air conditioner commercial but man do I remember it verbatim.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is that Freedom Rock??

Well turn it up!!

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

Toyota's low effort attempts to establish their own "Flo" like persona were pretty sad. I haven't had cable for a few years - Are they still trying to force that into being a thing?

Last month a commercial started to pop up on Youtube that was like 3 minutes long featuring a young kid being invited to an Asian neighbor's lunar new year celebration dinner. Fast forward like a decade and the now grown kid leaves a little box of egg rolls at the Asian neighbor's door. It was a commercial for loving Panda Express. It was utterly surreal and if it were reality I can't help but think that family would take it as an insult or threat. "Here's an absolute garbage tier fast food approximation of your culture's cuisine! Enjoy!"

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fabulousity posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

Toyota's low effort attempts to establish their own "Flo" like persona were pretty sad. I haven't had cable for a few years - Are they still trying to force that into being a thing?

Last month a commercial started to pop up on Youtube that was like 3 minutes long featuring a young kid being invited to an Asian neighbor's lunar new year celebration dinner. Fast forward like a decade and the now grown kid leaves a little box of egg rolls at the Asian neighbor's door. It was a commercial for loving Panda Express. It was utterly surreal and if it were reality I can't help but think that family would take it as an insult or threat. "Here's an absolute garbage tier fast food approximation of your culture's cuisine! Enjoy!"

lol the gently caress you droppin a Head On link without a warning?? I took it directly to the forehead.

Hasn't Toyota Lady been there forever?

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