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A dog owner is visibly struggling to stop their dog running over to say hello to you. An old lady calls you a nice young man. A wild bird lands on your shoulder.
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Apr 8, 2024 01:54
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koos group makes you an idiot king
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Apr 8, 2024 01:57
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Someone on SomethingAwful calls you a good poster
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Apr 8, 2024 02:00
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Apr 8, 2024 02:02
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Apr 8, 2024 02:02
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when someone compares your ability as an author to ayn rand or anne coulter(2 phenomenal authors)
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Apr 8, 2024 02:06
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Getting compliments about your hair even though it's dogshit.
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Apr 8, 2024 02:08
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stoic stranger gives you a single silent nod of approval gay dude makes eye contact with you then glances down then makes eye contact again then glances down again then makes eye contact again
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Apr 8, 2024 02:23
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Apr 8, 2024 02:24
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"I like your pants"
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Apr 8, 2024 02:25
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guy behind the deli counter remarks your sub of choice looks great and he's gonna make the same thing form himself
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Apr 8, 2024 02:26
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Partner doesn’t laugh when they see your D&B’s
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Apr 8, 2024 02:26
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Partner doesn’t laugh when they see your D&B’s
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Apr 8, 2024 02:26
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Partner doesn’t laugh when they see your D&B’s What if they say "aww it's cute" ? Asking for a friend.
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Apr 8, 2024 02:27
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had a sweet plump middle aged woman shop at the place i worked at in my early 20s who would call me pumpkin
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Apr 8, 2024 02:27
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"es muy guapo" at the local taqueria
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Apr 8, 2024 02:28
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The B’s hang out in your wildflowers because they know you got an assortment
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Apr 8, 2024 02:28
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Grey Cat posted:What if they say "aww it's cute" ? 😬
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Apr 8, 2024 02:29
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wife splurges on a luxury cuck chair
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Apr 8, 2024 02:32
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When the goat is so excited to see you in forgets about the fence.
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Apr 8, 2024 02:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhel4b2Ep9c
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Apr 8, 2024 02:46
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"Wow, you really sculpted those snow walls"
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Apr 8, 2024 03:39
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Marjorie Taylor Greene calls you crazy.
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Apr 8, 2024 03:46
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I can't take my eyes off your rear end
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Apr 8, 2024 03:50
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I can't take my eyes off your rear end Way to shart your jorts, bro!
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Apr 8, 2024 03:53
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When someone says you look like you have venereal disease
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Apr 8, 2024 04:26
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Mmm. Can you give me the recipe?
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Apr 8, 2024 04:41
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wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy
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Apr 8, 2024 06:17
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You make me want to be a better man
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Apr 8, 2024 06:58
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Funky See Funky Do posted:A dog owner is visibly struggling to stop their dog running over to say hello to you. birds are all filthy poo poo-factory disease vectors
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Apr 8, 2024 07:04
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Byob emptyquotes your postd
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Apr 8, 2024 08:43
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When someone seeks negative attention from you
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Apr 8, 2024 08:48
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Buce posted:birds are all filthy poo poo-factory disease vectors Funky See Funky Do posted:When someone seeks negative attention from you
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Apr 8, 2024 08:56
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I love my dog as much as I love you.
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Apr 8, 2024 08:57
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When a child is impressed by your height and remarks on it to their parent and says look at that big man
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Apr 8, 2024 10:44
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I like it when happy dogs come over to say hi.
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Apr 8, 2024 11:00
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new cat you just met allows you to pet it
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Apr 8, 2024 11:38
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You see the cute barista give you an extra pump for free.
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Apr 8, 2024 12:34
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Gosh, you're pretty smart for a.... well, you know.
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Apr 8, 2024 12:43
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in-game private message "I went back and watched the replay, and you're clearly hacking. REPORTED"
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