Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I’m gonna make memes encouraging we bring back victory gardens

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I will not do any actual gardening to be clear

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'll do whatever it takes to survive. Betray any alliance. Slit any throat. As long as it doesn't conflict with my morals as a Christian wrestler.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Shitpost, I reckon.

*adjusts straw hat

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
i not know. what you do op?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Drummer boy

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Working in the dick sucking factory salvaging scrap dick for the war effort

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Ill probably invest in Raytheon et al

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm gonna be a bazooka dude

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Smugworth posted:

I'm gonna be a bazooka dude



I call radio guy!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Probably play video games OP

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
probably keep working and paying my bills

Baconroll
Feb 6, 2009
I'll be joining the Roundheads, slaughtering the Cavaliers, and chopping the head off another King Charles !

midnight77
Mar 22, 2024
die, most likely

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Baconroll posted:

I'll be joining the Roundheads, slaughtering the Cavaliers, and chopping the head off another King Charles !

TO THE BARRICADES!!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Idgaf if I'm a guard or an inmate but I'm going to concentration camp

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


midnight77 posted:

die, most likely

Waddle Bourgeoidee
Apr 2, 2024

by Pragmatica

Toxic Mental posted:

Working in the dick sucking factory salvaging scrap dick for the war effort

If I were you, I would consult the manager at said factory before pursuing such a career. She's an expert in the field and very experienced in this line of work, so I'm sure she can teach you a lot and help you navigate this daunting but rewarding profession.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I'm going to be first against the wall and woe betide anyone who gets in my way

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I have a compound and welcome all freaks and weirdos to take succor behind my walls.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Continue working at the dick suckin' factory. Some things are recession and civil war proof.

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
depends. which faction is winning?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Interpretative




Dance
(pronounced Dah-eh-ss)

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

givepatajob posted:

Continue working at the dick suckin' factory. Some things are recession and civil war proof.

I'm going to relentlessly attack the enemy's dicks and put this guy out of work.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*calls in a Blow Job

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
hoard weed
smoke weed

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

astrology and tarot readings

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*No, sorry I meant B6, not C6!!!!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Southern enough to order grits, Northern enough to eat them with sugar. Looks like a coin flip.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I'm gonna make moonshine to get around rationing

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


and then drink myself to death of course, eventually getting to:

midnight77 posted:

die, most likely

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Folks will still love fiddle music I bet.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Do my part working at the dick sucking factory while all the men are away at war

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

bossy lady posted:

Do my part working at the dick sucking factory while all the men are away at war

Thank you for your service

*salutes

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


bossy lady posted:

Do my part working at the dick sucking factory while all the men are away at war

How are you going to have a job at the dick sucking factory if all the dicks are away?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


girlcocks, duh :rolleyes:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
*Orders a series of strikes on the enemy's dick sucking factories.

Soon the enemy will no will no longer be able to produce their own blowjobs and will be forced to rely on inferior West-Coast blow jobs!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Unfortunately, due to the newly reinstated Quartering Act, I got the right temperature to shelter you from the war.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

REPEAT WE ARE FLOODED WITH CARDASSIANS!!!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

redshirt posted:

REPEAT WE ARE FLOODED WITH CARDASSIANS!!!

Catching a 24 hour probe for calling them Spoonheads.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply