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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


gently caress the Cowboys

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


This year is gonna be another clownball shitshow NFC East garbage fest where we all try to lose our way into the one playoff spot.

:getin:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Saw this in my email just now:



Well earned. One of the few Washington jerseys acceptable to wear in public.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


euphronius posted:

Cowboys should go gently caress themselves, then draft a QB

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Jayden Daniels era has begun.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/NBC4Sports/status/1783707817548927160

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Anybody eyeballing Spencer Rattler for their backup and what round would you take him in? I don’t think he makes it to round 3, definitely not 4.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Got the legs:

https://x.com/obvlon/status/1769394202574569891


Got the arm:

https://x.com/RunYourPool_/status/1783654184090235202


Got the brain:

https://x.com/danorlovsky7/status/1783654375832875330


It’s all there, and I’m excited. Hope we don’t get RG3-ed…

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Mr. Nice! posted:

I haven't watched any draft stuff or kept up with anything. Was last night just the first round? Who was taken by each NFCE team? Thank you.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft/rounds

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


That’s exactly what that link provides? Click each name and you get paragraphs of that.
:confused:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


He was an absolute magician at faking the handoff too, you never knew if he was keeping it or giving it to the RB. The ball would be clutched by the RB and then at the last possible second RG3 would somehow still have it and be running in the opposite direction of the defense.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


All of us did good though you can possibly criticize the Giants for not taking a QB and going another year with Daniel Jones. But that wide receiver they got is scary as gently caress.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


You can also criticize the Commanders for not being able to trade back up and get a OT to protect their new prize. Apparently they tried but reports are they weren’t really serious about it and it was just token offers. They have picks 36 and 40, I expect them to take a Cornerback at 36 and then grab whatever OT is still there at 40.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The RG3 anxiety from fans is injury based. We have no offensive line and we’re worried he’s going to get killed and tear an ACL like RG3 did. I’m reserving judgement till I see the rest of the draft and our eventual product on the field. There’s also a chance to get some more below average journeyman OT’s in the rest of free agency.

Another thought is that Sam Howell got killed more often than not due to Sam Howell and not because of the putrid O line. Some think it really wasn’t as bad as he made it look. I think the blame is pretty equal between the two to be honest, but Jacoby Brisset did have success the few times he got in there. Some have argued we would’ve won more games had he played the rest of the way. But Harris ordered the tank and Ron delivered. Jayden would be a Patriot otherwise. Part of me still wants to see what half a season with Jacoby would’ve been like and the other just laughs and says it probably wouldn’t have been any better. We’ll never know.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1783575352033386698

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/Commanders/status/1784003477498204468

Feels like a pure Dan Quinn gimmie gimmie gimmie pick, best player available. Think I still would’ve preferred a cornerback, but we picking again soon, let’s see.

https://x.com/BenStandig/status/1784003963957707098

Had surgery for a partial Jones fracture in the offseason likely why he slid down the board.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Missed that we traded back with the Eagles. Some get mad about doing that with a Division rival, I could care less.

Eagles get: Nos. 40, 78, 161

Commanders get: Nos. 50, 53, 152

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Well the Commanders finally took an Offensive Lineman, better late than never.

https://x.com/PFF_Washington/status/1784034172425605315

https://x.com/BrandonThornNFL/status/1781731819186016474

https://x.com/MathBomb/status/1784034583513587768

https://x.com/Mitch_Tischler/status/1784037066138964243

Apparently they liked him at the combine. He’s gonna be a project.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Yeah I’m not hating but he’s gonna need work and instruction. We tried to get back into the first but nobody was dealing or we weren’t offering enough.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/BenStandig/status/1784068401658282422

Gonna keep my eye on this DT, it was a BPA pick at the time but the more I read the more I’m intrigued.
https://x.com/BenStandig/status/1784065398985375977

https://x.com/_RyanFowler_/status/1784003023775142339
https://x.com/Commanders/status/1784037108677533793
https://x.com/IlliniOn247/status/1784009157927985241
https://x.com/CSimmsQB/status/1784005065302311105

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Apr 27, 2024

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Kiper liked the Eagles/Commanders trade, says a win/win for both. He liked the players we both took with the trade.

Looks like I hosed up the Spencer Rattler pick, thought for sure someone was gonna take a chance.

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Apr 27, 2024

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Snyder always got the first 2-3 rounds, then the coaches maybe got to start picking players they want.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Brandon Coleman is the cutoff of people who can contribute immediately. Luke McCafrey is a huge reach who better impress in camp and preseason. The others are probably camp bodies and practice squad at most. Good first draft, but who knows.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Looks like we got the better McCaffrey

https://x.com/Commanders/status/1784329253766463867
:frogc00l:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I don’t expect this year to be a poo poo show but I also don’t think we’ll be anything better than 500.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Bringing back Zeke is some meddling owner Dan Snyder poo poo.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


It’s a Jerry Jones business decision to make money, nothing to do with winning football games.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The same poo poo is gonna happen to Dak. He’s gonna walk soon enough, play a few years and stink it up on a new team. Then come back for that sweet Jerry Jones money as the prodigal child returning to save the wayward Cowboys.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Dak needs to Kirk Cousins himself to another team. Ride the tag for two years and GTFO of Jerry World.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Shyfted One posted:

Except he can't be tagged. It's in his contract.

Didn’t know that was thing you can do. Good for him, gently caress Jerry, go get paid somewhere.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Did someone really name their kid Arch? Like a bridge arch or something?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/DerekFSpx/status/1785021606739267595

So happy to see Coach Gibbs out there still loving life and having fun.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I still can’t believe Ron Rivera traded actual picks for Wentz when he was gonna get cut and could’ve been had for free.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/Commanders/status/1785044713361248752

Yankoff is a great name.

After this signing, 45% of the 91 man roster is brand new. Fans are happy with everything so far except for the massive glaring hole at Left Tackle. That should’ve been addressed by now and we’re getting nervous as camp approaches. The hope is to either trade for a competent veteran or hope to snatch up a roster cut.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1788622039609229366

This was a Ron Rivera hire. With the draft over and Adam Peters getting a chance to catch his breath post draft, the front office purge has begun. The Scouting office is likely to get gutted next.

https://www.hogshaven.com/2024/5/9/24153025/the-washington-commanders-move-on-from-senior-director-of-player-personnel-eric-stokes

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LeSean McCoy says Chip Kelly was “uncomfortable” around black people.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/former-eagles-star-ex-head-coach-chip-kelly-uncomfortable-around-black-players.amp

https://www.nbcsportsphiladelphia.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/eagles-analysis/desean-jackson-lesean-mccoy-chip-kelly/583840/?amp=1

https://youtu.be/o7npU_xQwRQ

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lmao knew that was coming.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/AllFactsPod/status/1788312921606410573

Lol, can’t do that.


https://x.com/dcsportsbog/status/1788671219757170928

https://x.com/JordanRaanan/status/1788982286265835856

https://x.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1789006858109264090





The real reason:

https://x.com/AJSchulteFB/status/1788987490826670185

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 00:58 on May 11, 2024

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I don’t gamble on sports cause if I did I would no longer enjoy it as a fan.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


There’s leaks coming out that Washington will play NYG on Sunday Night football to open the season.

Edit: never mind just speculation.

https://x.com/PSchrags/status/1790376333211554234

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