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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm looking for 12 ballers. I don't care how tall you are, just that you can and will shoot the rock.

Also, box out on defense.

Tell me about your game.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Can I be the team mascot? Idc the costume just let me go wild.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Can I be the team mascot?

Can you shoot the rock?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'll be a safety

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Can I be the team mascot? Idc the costume just let me go wild.

But yes. Can you do like a crazy owl or something?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

Can you shoot the rock?

:blastu::boomshaka:

redshirt posted:

But yes. Can you do like a crazy owl or something?

Yeah! Let me go get my megaphone and practice my HoOOOOOOO.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Smugworth posted:

I'll be a safety

5'6 white guy will never make safety, sorry bud.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

But for real, are there any tall Goons out there? We need some height.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

But for real, are there any tall Goons out there? We need some height.

I'm 6'1" but I'm already putting on the owl pants.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I'll be the guy who gets it and chucks it every time. Every good basketball team needs a chucker.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ginette Reno posted:

I'll be the guy who gets it and chucks it every time. Every good basketball team needs a chucker.

You're on the team kid. Just chuck it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

I'm 6'1" but I'm already putting on the owl pants.

Maybe you can play like 10 minutes in the 1st quarter and then hit the locker room to change into Crazy Owl costume for end of 2nd quarter and half time.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

Maybe you can play like 10 minutes in the 1st quarter and then hit the locker room to change into Crazy Owl costume for end of 2nd quarter and half time.

Whatever you say, coach.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Whatever you say, coach.

I like your attitude kid

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

redshirt posted:

You're on the team kid. Just chuck it.

Thanks coach *yeets every pass to me at the basket*

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I'll be the designated kicker

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Buttchocks posted:

I'll be the designated kicker

You're on the team.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I'll play, but I am terrible at basketball.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I'll play, but I am terrible at basketball.

Can you box out down under? Move some people around?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
My elbows are probably at the average basketballer's nut level, just fyi.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
gently caress you GBS High!

Your rag tag team of losers will never beat the Richman Rick Kids. We've been the All State Champions 9 years in a row!



*Does a burn out in my sick 1980's sports car while playing White Snake*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Das Boo posted:

My elbows are probably at the average basketballer's nut level, just fyi.

You're on the team kid.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

gently caress you GBS High!

Your rag tag team of losers will never beat the Richman Rick Kids. We've been the All State Champions 9 years in a row!



*Does a burn out in my sick 1980's sports car while playing White Snake*

Wow.

You see what we're up against??

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Can you box out down under? Move some people around?

I am 6'2", so probably

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am 6'2", so probably

Nice. You're on the team kid.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Nice. You're on the team kid.

I also have a pretty big wingspan. Just put me under the basket

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I also have a pretty big wingspan. Just put me under the basket

That's the dawg in you!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I nominate ZerglingMinor

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

loving GBS CRAZY OWLS RULE!!!!!!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




I'm 5'10", smart enough to not double-dribble, and I'm .500 on free throws

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

I average 50/40/90

50 pancakes 40 waffles 90 bacon strips

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I'm 5'10", smart enough to not double-dribble, and I'm .500 on free throws

You're on the team kid

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sex Farm posted:

I average 50/40/90

50 pancakes 40 waffles 90 bacon strips

I question your numbers

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Practice at 4PM tonight. We're doing sprints.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i wish i was a baller…

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

I can wear boots and stomp toes. Does that work?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

On The Internet posted:

I can wear boots and stomp toes. Does that work?

You're on the team kid.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m 3’7”

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bad Purchase posted:

i wish i was a baller…

Just to be clear, are you trying out for the team?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m 3’7”

You're on the team kid.

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