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They keep not understanding digital data.
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Combat Pretzel posted:They keep not understanding digital data. You don't want laser straight 1s and as close to perfect 0s to ensure a reduction in jitter and increased pleasure sense?
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Aug 2, 2023 23:10
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Your multi GHz CPU will stutter processing all of these horrible non-audio packets. Better let my $3 SoC handle it instead.
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Aug 2, 2023 23:33
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tater_salad posted:You don't want laser straight 1s and as close to perfect 0s to ensure a reduction in jitter and increased pleasure sense? The good zeroes have a slanted slash in them The good ones have a flared base
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Aug 3, 2023 00:54
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No, good 0s are perfectly round and good 1s are perfectly straight sans serifs. Any other types of 1s and 0s and they can get stuck together messing up your digital data
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Aug 3, 2023 01:45
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Endless Mike posted:No, good 0s are perfectly round and good 1s are perfectly straight sans serifs. Any other types of 1s and 0s and they can get stuck together messing up your digital data If you cant make them stick together they just wibble wobble all over the place, they need to mate
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Aug 3, 2023 01:47
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This is why you buy from me and not those other guys, folks
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Aug 3, 2023 01:47
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It's not about the serif. It's about whether the 1s and 0s are raster or vector. Vector is truly lossless, whereas raster gets all blocky if you listen critically.
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Aug 3, 2023 03:27
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Mederlock posted:From the Information sheet for the Switch X pro audio scene: lol, lmao
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Aug 3, 2023 07:54
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Holy moly that's some primo $Audiophile poo poo right there.
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This is why I print my music out as raw binary and manually enter it into my player.
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Aug 3, 2023 12:32
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:This is why I print my music out as raw binary and manually enter it into my player. Can you trust the signal to your printer
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Aug 3, 2023 12:36
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Not without my audiophile grade gold plated printer cables and ink you can’t
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Aug 3, 2023 12:36
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:This is why I print my music out as raw binary and manually enter it into my player. Let me sell you this Pro Audio Printer USB Filter that will reduce any amount of Jitter and alignment issues your printer's data transfer may introduce, you want to ensure your 1's and 0's are entered on a pure basis to allow the best audio quality. PM me for more details, Goon discount 1,239 dollars, usually I sell this for 2,349.
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Aug 3, 2023 12:38
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tater_salad posted:Let me sell you this Pro Audio Printer USB Filter that will reduce any amount of Jitter and alignment issues your printer's data transfer may introduce, you want to ensure your 1's and 0's are entered on a pure basis to allow the best audio quality. PM me for more details, Goon discount 1,239 dollars, usually I sell this for 2,349. This is suspiciously cheap, I don't believe it will improve the spaciousness of my printouts. Grassy Knowles posted:Not without my audiophile grade gold plated printer cables and ink you can’t This sounds more promising.
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Aug 3, 2023 13:22
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:This is suspiciously cheap, I don't believe it will improve the spaciousness of my printouts. They’re $5000 if you want the nuts and bolts version but to really make them pop you want them with diamond in the jacket. That is charged by the inch
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Aug 3, 2023 13:37
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Mederlock posted:From the Information sheet for the Switch X drat nintendo is going hard next gen
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Aug 3, 2023 16:21
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:This is suspiciously cheap, I don't believe it will improve the spaciousness of my printouts. Can I interest you in the limited run ones with goldlike exterior for 4832.95 (that's the goon discount) lemme just find my gold paint. and solder some caps/resistors to a ferrite core filter.
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Aug 3, 2023 16:46
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Combat Pretzel posted:They keep not understanding digital data. digital computers are very bad at being digital, actually
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Aug 3, 2023 16:53
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https://youtu.be/zeHxHaqtKOg PSaudio, infamous audio snake oil charlatans and makers of insanely overpriced crappy audio gear, carefully explains how network audio streamers degrade your valuable digital music in a world where 100gbps ethernet over 40km links on <$1 per meter fiber exist of course unless you keep buying their stuff
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Aug 5, 2023 19:34
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Pay the cat poo poo for its resonant frequency imo
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Aug 5, 2023 20:30
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Palladium posted:https://youtu.be/zeHxHaqtKOg paul smith is a master at spinning horseshit and making it seem reasonable and scientific, it’s really quite amazing to watch him work
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Aug 5, 2023 21:39
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You just said that and now I'm thinking of trying ChatGPT to see if it can write some great audiophile nonsense. Not understanding anything about the topic probably makes it perfect for the task.
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I just bought a 2m toslink cable but I'm worried that I'll be losing soundstage because I didn't buy the gold plated model, there's one that cost 80x as much on Amazon should I buy It?
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I just bought a 2m toslink cable but I'm worried that I'll be losing soundstage because I didn't buy the gold plated model, there's one that cost 80x as much on Amazon should I buy It? Yes please report back
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Aug 6, 2023 13:03
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Palladium posted:https://youtu.be/zeHxHaqtKOg i always like that nobody ever explains why the cabling in your home is going to matter compared to the massive amounts of backbone transport between your house and the ISP, much of which is old as poo poo
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Feels Villeneuve posted:i always like that nobody ever explains why the cabling in your home is going to matter compared to the massive amounts of backbone transport between your house and the ISP, much of which is old as poo poo Do you know how old the dirt that surrounds the fiber lines is? I want to sell you new dirt. It’s more conductive. Warning: do not use new dirt as ground.
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Aug 7, 2023 21:25
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Grassy Knowles posted:Do you know how old the dirt that surrounds the fiber lines is? 
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Aug 7, 2023 22:19
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So sometimes, "that makes my hair stand on end" is just an expression, but that might do it for real
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Aug 7, 2023 22:48
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Feels Villeneuve posted:i always like that nobody ever explains why the cabling in your home is going to matter compared to the massive amounts of backbone transport between your house and the ISP, much of which is old as poo poo my isp link is on a passive optical network so my optical modem is 24/7 bombarded by 50 other neighbors 2gbps streams of linux.isos and hornpub.mkvs which is why my audio quality is like my shitposting
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Grassy Knowles posted:Do you know how old the dirt that surrounds the fiber lines is? Is this dirt gold plated and depolarised though?
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This thread thrilled, entertained, and provided years of wonderment. It's with a heavy heart we toss dirt on its pine box as we lower it into the archives. I'd love for any and all of you to post your favourite hits in the new thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4042004
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