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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Our policy is, we're comfortable with all episodes. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eye-full, well, we say: 'Enjoy the show.'

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TVGM posted:

Our policy is, we're comfortable with all episodes. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eye-full, well, we say: 'Enjoy the show.'

It's like this every day on Something Awful. :)

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

Palmtree Panic posted:

This is the essential list of episodes and I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

The Chinese Restaurant (S2E11)
The Library (S3E5)
The Parking Garage (S3E6)
The Pitch (S4E3)
The Contest (S4E11)
The Puffy Shirt (S5E2)
The Marine Biologist (S5E14)
The Opposite (S5E22)
The Engagement (S7E1)
The Rye (S7E11)
The Comeback (S8E13)
The Pothole (S8E16)
The Dealership (S9E11)

Thanks!

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The dark continent is no place for an addict, Elaine.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
If this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless - bastard child, perhaps.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Oh by the way, SirPablo, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I'm afraid you're a little low.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Oh by the way, SirPablo, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em.

You know you're nuts with these sponges. Ginette Reno is getting frustrated!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

You know you're nuts with these sponges. Ginette Reno is getting frustrated!

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I'll tell you what you did Caligula. You combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
SirPablo, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Honestly I like the girl more than the voice.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Palmtree Panic posted:

I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution.

Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Alright... You wanna get nuts? C'mon... Let's get nuts!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Alright... You wanna get nuts? C'mon... Let's get nuts!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Well, you know Gyshall, sometimes you say things just to be nice.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
She was attractive. She was, also, in fact a Nazi.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
SirPablo is the leader of the Aryan Union!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
...you're not going to open with that, are you?

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I'm just getting warmed up. Because I'm just a sadist with newer magazines.

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
Gotta get my Time magazine… Never miss my Time magazine…

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
I've never seen a beautiful lady reading "The Guide" so far away from a TV...you must really like television.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TVGM posted:

Can I say one word to you? Lobster. The lobster here is unbelievable.

Ooh, a little expensive.

Hei, TVGM. The ocean called, they're running out of lobsters.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Alhazred posted:

Hei, TVGM. The ocean called, they're running out of lobsters.

You went back a page just to zing a guy?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Quote/edit

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I ordered Alhazred to drive around insulting people today. Because I'm tired of all your macho head games

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
What? Alhazred? See I told you this guy is crazy.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

Alhazred posted:

Hei, TVGM. The ocean called, they're running out of lobsters.

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

His wife has an inner ear infection.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TVGM posted:

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife.
My wife is a slut???

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