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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Saw this on reddit:

quote:

Manchmal mache ich mit meiner Freundin Rollenspiele, wir tun dann so als ob wir uns die teure Carbonara bestellen, dabei kochen wir die selbst!

Eine von uns verkleidet sich dann als Lieferbotin und klingelt mit dem Essen an der Türe.

Trinkgeld gibt es natürlich nicht.

I was looking at ordering some mediocre pasta yesterday and didn't because lmao no, I'd rather go hungry than pay that.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

who the gently caress orders carbonara of all pasta dishes




e: is that part of the roleplay, humiliation aspect?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

My Lovely Horse posted:

who the gently caress orders carbonara of all pasta dishes




e: is that part of the roleplay, humiliation aspect?

Me the gently caress. :mad:

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

nawilo_420 posted:

i mean i'm very critical about israel's warmongering but i don't think we can blame it for the uckermark
Uckermark might have been a less conflict causing spot to put israel post ww2

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
ordering pasta sounds like the dumbest idea, but ordering the condiment seems more plausible because everyone should have noodles at home

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

Tarquinn posted:

Me the gently caress. :mad:

You know what, carbonara is incredibly easy and inexpensive to make yourself.
If you want I can post a simple recipe once I get home because I don't have the measurements off the top of my head.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
The purpose of me ordering food is to not have to do any cooking myself. The difficulty of the cooking does not factor into that.

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
Carbonara may be an easy dish to do yourself but 🤌carbonara:italy:🤌 is incredibly difficult and takes years of practice.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

breadshaped posted:

Carbonara may be an easy dish to do yourself but 🤌carbonara:italy:🤌 is incredibly difficult and takes years of practice.

Maybe, but making decent carbonara that surpasses ordered pasta is incredibly easy.

Also with he right recipe, the only thing missing is the fact that most people are not a nonna with 60+years of experience.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

breadshaped posted:

Carbonara may be an easy dish to do yourself but 🤌carbonara:italy:🤌 is incredibly difficult and takes years of practice.

Just noticed that flag is upside down

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

The important thing is to pick the right sahne

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Son of Rodney posted:

The important thing is to fick the right sahne

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

Son of Rodney posted:

The important thing is to pick the right sahne

And add capers naturally

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
hopper for the love of god see a doctor

also this whole discourse is very ableist

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Of course I don't really put capers or Sahne in my carbonara.

Egg, cheese and pancetta/bacon, the end.

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

genericnick posted:

Just noticed that flag is upside down

lol

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

genericnick posted:

Just noticed that flag is upside down

+2

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny

genericnick posted:

Just noticed that flag is upside down

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






breadshaped posted:

Carbonara may be an easy dish to do yourself but 🤌carbonara:italy:🤌 is incredibly difficult and takes years of practice.

It's only carbonara if the waiter gives you the stink eye and curses at you in Italian when serving, otherwise it's just sparkling alfredo.

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cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

spankmeister posted:

It's only carbonara if the waiter gives you the stink eye and curses at you in Italian when serving, otherwise it's just sparkling alfredo.

The best way to ensure that outxome is to demand that they hold the eggs and add ground beef instead.
Alternatively that might get you beat up in an alley.

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