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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/steak-umm-twitter/

I had never heard of this product before, and when I started reading the article I assumed it was a parody about companies trying to be cool on social media.

I am still not sure whether it is or not. Do Steak-Umms really exist? Are they really run by Ayn Rand fans? Did they really mention Elvis?

My favorite SA articles are the ones where I don't know if it is a joke or not.

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John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?

glowing-fish posted:

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/steak-umm-twitter/

I had never heard of this product before, and when I started reading the article I assumed it was a parody about companies trying to be cool on social media.

I am still not sure whether it is or not. Do Steak-Umms really exist? Are they really run by Ayn Rand fans? Did they really mention Elvis?

My favorite SA articles are the ones where I don't know if it is a joke or not.

http://www.steakumm.com/

http://steakumm.com/guidelines.html

Oh no. It's all 100% real. I dunno about the Ayn Rand part but it's an actual product and they actually mention Elvis in their guidelines.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

They are a real product and are absolutely terrible to eat. Tried some during Katrina thinking that maybe I could salvage what was left in the depths of a freezer after the power went dead using a frying pan and some sterno.

The MRE's handed out shortly after were MUCH kinder to our stomachs than Steak-umms. Even the beef stroganoff ones.

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




It's bizarre. I love a good Twitter fight, but after blocking a bunch of people, @steak_umm just started following me, and I'd spent the majority of recent tweets saying Steak Umm contains rat meat. I don't know what's real anymore.

Scenty
Feb 8, 2008


I dunno I grew up eating steak-umms. Put them on toast with a little A1 sauce and they aren't horrible.

RoboJiggolo
Aug 16, 2004

More Than Meets the Eye

Scenty posted:

I dunno I grew up eating steak-umms. Put them on toast with a little A1 sauce and they aren't horrible.

I've had them camping with family a few times, we made cheese steak-ish subs with them.

A1 on them sounds good.

BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014
Steak-umms as a company need to promote the Lord Jesus Christ in their material more.

Thank you and God Bless.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Steak-umm or leav-umm haha

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martyrdumb
Nov 24, 2009

pants are overrated

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Steak-umm or leav-umm haha

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