- Arnold of Soissons
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Apr 22, 2014 00:10
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May 9, 2024 15:10
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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Apr 22, 2014 00:12
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- dogcrash truther
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Pizzanormal Activity
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Apr 22, 2014 00:18
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- dogcrash truther
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My phone wants to know if I'd like to add "pizzanormal" to my dictionary. What the gently caress you think, phone?
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Apr 22, 2014 00:19
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- beer pal
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seriously, they need to update the dictionaries in these phones, got the red lines under "pizzanomical" and im like 
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Apr 22, 2014 00:25
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- dogcrash truther
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1992: a man puts a giant car phone to his ear
2002: a man puts a flip phone to his ear
2012: a man puts an iPhone to his ear
2022: a man puts a slice of pizza to his ear
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Apr 22, 2014 00:35
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- dogcrash truther
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seriously, they need to update the dictionaries in these phones, got the red lines under "pizzanomical" and im like
pizzaconomists are gonna have a problem with that
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Apr 22, 2014 00:36
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- google THIS
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I like how she just kind of goes "BAHAHAHA, whoopsie! Now I owe you how much?"
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Apr 22, 2014 02:25
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- GEExCEE
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Galactic Year 6x10^7: A race of spacefaring cheezoids descended from ancient Earth pizzas establish the first intergalactic empire in the local group.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:28
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- dogcrash truther
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I like how she just kind of goes "BAHAHAHA, whoopsie! Now I owe you how much?"
well what should she do at that point
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Apr 22, 2014 03:36
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- google THIS
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arthur dent lies in front of a bulldozer about to demolish his house to make way for a new pizzeria
his friend ford prefect shows up holding a book that says "Don't Pie-nic" in large friendly letters on the cover
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"This pizza must be ham and pineapple. I never could get the hang of ham and pineapple."
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very deep-dish."
"Come with me, or else you will be late."
"Late? Late for what?"
"Late, as in the pizza is free if you deliver it late, and the cost comes out of your pay. It's sort of a threat, you see."
etc. etc.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:39
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- GEExCEE
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a reality tv show about running a pizzaria
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Apr 22, 2014 03:41
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- GEExCEE
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I dont know what to call it
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Apr 22, 2014 03:41
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- The X-man cometh
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What's red and white and delicious?
A dead baby.
J/k, it's a pizza.
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Apr 22, 2014 04:11
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- dogcrash truther
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Q: What's worse than 10 pizzas in one garbage can?
A: One pizza in 10 garbage cans.
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Apr 22, 2014 04:13
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- dogcrash truther
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that's the joke, though personally, I would rather have 10 pizzas
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Apr 22, 2014 04:13
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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id prefer my pizzas not touch a garbage can even though they sometimes call it a garbage pie lol
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Apr 22, 2014 04:15
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pizzaconomists are gonna have a problem with that
In pizzanomics theres no price ceiling its a price crust. also no price floor its also a price crust.
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Apr 22, 2014 04:16
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- GEExCEE
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its a price soggy middle
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Apr 22, 2014 04:26
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- google THIS
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okay, get this, a pizza pancake
it's literally no different from any other pizza except you eat a stack of three of them for breakfast with syrup poured over them
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Apr 22, 2014 04:37
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- bird.
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what syrup
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Apr 22, 2014 04:39
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May 9, 2024 15:10
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- The Man From Melmac
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you're a real pizza poo poo
no one said that yet right
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