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NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

KungFu Grip posted:

sigh...I guess I gotta redo my expert simulations in fire pro wrestling returns again.

I told you you'd have to run it again :smug:.

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BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

KungFu Grip posted:

sigh...I guess I gotta redo my expert simulations in fire pro wrestling returns again.

Bullshit, they were right the first time :mad:

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

KungFu Grip posted:

After a careful re-simulation these are the results that I received that are obviously flawed.

Team MMA
(Brock Lesnar, Ken Shamrock, Jeff Jarrett)

Knee Slappers
(Shinsuke Nakamura, Daniel Bryan, Antonio Inoki)

Giant Macho Punks
(CM Punk, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Andre the Giant)

The Rock 'n' Jock 'n' Sock Connection
(The Rock, Mr. Touchdown, Mankind)

I don't see the flaw. :colbert:

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

NowonSA posted:

I don't see the flaw. :colbert:

The flaw is the inclusion of Knee Slappers :colbert:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I forgot to mention, another team idea would have included Mr. Perfect, Glacier and Kwang. They'd be called Flawless Victory.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Gavok posted:

I forgot to mention, another team idea would have included Mr. Perfect, Glacier and Kwang. They'd be called Flawless Victory.

I would have voted for this team, even if I was up against it.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

NowonSA posted:

I don't see the flaw. :colbert:

The flaw is that Team MMA won when Jeff Jarrett tapped out CM Punk to a Figure Four after hitting 5 Strokes.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
I randomly had the idea of Undertaker, Red Rooster, and Phineas I. Godwinn.

"Dead and Breakfast"

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
I'm serious by the way.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
I knew you were KugFu. I knew you were :allears:.

Hey man, ain't nobody can break the figure four after five strokes. I ain't ashamed of the Punker at all.

Where were Macho and Andre while Punk was in the final figure four, by the way?

Oh, I just thought of a team myself:

Undertaker, IRS and Brock Lesnar:

Death, Taxes and the Streak.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


You could also have Undertaker, Mideon and Maria Menounos as Team Streak.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
If we do this idea again, there will be more chances for teams/team swiping.

KungFu Grip posted:

I'm serious by the way.


Please redo this match but this time film it and upload it somewhere thanks.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Atticus Finch posted:

Please redo this match but this time film it and upload it somewhere thanks.

I wish I had the ability to do this as I would have already. :(

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Only a few hours of voting left, y'all!

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
NEW BRACKET UP

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Gonna be tough to beat Rock and Sock.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo
Stone Cold coulda done it, hell, he's already done it at least twice, but nooooo :mad:

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I can honestly say this is not the Final 4 I would've predicted.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

BlueArmyMan posted:

Stone Cold coulda done it, hell, he's already done it at least twice, but nooooo :mad:

We took them to a no contest, then the drat ref had to restart the match.....:argh:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


NowonSA posted:

Gonna be tough to beat Rock and Sock.

Eh, Giant Macho Punks don't have a Chikara guy weighing them down. Punk doesn't count.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Atticus Finch posted:

I can honestly say this is not the Final 4 I would've predicted.

Actual popular wrestlers on a team go over comedy teams any time it seems.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Doing the angriest Haka dance right now, jerks.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Macho asked me what a Haka is. I told him it was a dance, you know, like disco. He nodded sagely.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

KungFu Grip posted:

Actual popular wrestlers on a team go over comedy teams any time it seems.

How did I lose to Jeff Jarrett, then? :mad:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

LobsterMobster posted:

How did I lose to Jeff Jarrett, then? :mad:

Brock is carrying the whole team, but MMA Double J was the best thing he did his whole career.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

KungFu Grip posted:

Brock is carrying the whole team, but MMA Double J was the best thing he did his whole career.

Yeah, but come on, I have MENG :cry:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

LobsterMobster posted:

Yeah, but come on, I have MENG :cry:

I've seen Meng wrestle in sweatpants and nikes and he was still carrying a match on his team with Warlord and Barbarian against Mike Bennett & Young Bucks. Meng was still better than Bennett.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

LobsterMobster posted:

Yeah, but come on, I have MENG :cry:

Match didn't take place in a bar, where Meng is most powerful.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
I just go for who I think would make an entertaining spectacle. And I really don't like Big Daddy.

Turning on Mobster Lobsters was a tough decision, though.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Some memorable potential spots in the final match:

-Bryan alternating kicks to Punk and Savage
-A double top rope elbow from Punk and Savage on two people, after Andre clotheslines both to the ground.
-Knee Slappers teaming up to suplex Andre
-Andre getting knee'd by all three members of Knee slappers at once to finally hit the mat for the first time
-Bryan slapping a Guillotine choke on Andre, who just falls forward and crushes Bryan.
-Punk getting worked over, finally hitting a high kick and tagging in Andre, and Andre wrecking poo poo as a giant house on fire.
-Macho doing an elbow drop from Andre's shoulders: Mobile air strike.
-Andre in the Yes Lock lifting his arm up and literally launching Bryan across the ring with one arm.
-Knee slappers repeatedly tag and do Punk's signature running high knee on him while he's in their corner.

Just some food for thought. Bryan vs. Punk in the final, who'd of thunk it?!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I've decided just to make him a bit more butthurt about losing to me that BlueArmyMan's team, Red White and Blue Justice, were pinned when Daniel Bryan tricked Kurt Angle with the Lady of the Lake.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I've decided just to make him a bit more butthurt about losing to me that BlueArmyMan's team, Red White and Blue Justice, were pinned when Daniel Bryan tricked Kurt Angle with the Lady of the Lake.

Before or after Kurt tried an ill-advised moonsault?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
YOUR TOURNAMENT CHAMPION

:bahgawd: GIANT MACHO PUNKS :bahgawd:

Hope you had a good time. I didn't. I lost.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


what a failure this was. because i didnt win

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

Atticus Finch posted:

I didn't. I lost.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

masato tatanka posted:

what a failure this was. because i didnt win

Also this.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
I'm mostly upset because I'm 85% sure my team would've gotten further if I had stuck to the SHE-ILD idea. Was fun though, except for the Bryan-Punk finale.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Fantasy booking my team's loss, Rock, Mankind and Touchdown would have been going for the Triple People's Elbow on Andre until Touchdown stopped short and Tebow'd instead. He'd hold this position for far too long, not noticing that Punk and Savage stepped back in and cleared the ring, nor noticing Punk making the sleeping motion right behind him.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Surprise surprise the teams with Punk and Bryan on them got to the finals.

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NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

KungFu Grip posted:

Surprise surprise the teams with Punk and Bryan on them got to the finals.

14 People had the chance to take Punk before me :D

Thanks again for the votes everyone! If anyone wants to give me a prize for winning, here are some ideas:

1. An image, or very short gif, of Punk, Macho and Andre's faces combined in the style of this gif, even better if there's a GMP at the top of the image:



2. An avatar, preferably of the GMP combined image or gif.

3. An Archives upgrade

4. Nothing, because I deserve nothing!

Good draft everybody! Long live G! M! P!

NowonSA fucked around with this message at 04:39 on May 13, 2014

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