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This thread and the Fantasy booking thread and Batista Reason: They are all gassed quickly
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May 6, 2014 03:45
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cool another fantasy booking thread hope it meets the fate of the last one
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May 6, 2014 03:45
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JTG and Darren Young Alignment: Face Jobbers Why: They were both a part of fun black tag teams and both of their bigger partners turned heel on them and then didn't go anywhere. It's perfect.
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May 6, 2014 03:48
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My Boot and Your rear end
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May 6, 2014 03:54
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NienNunb posted:My Boot and Your rear end I would not enjoy this tag team, personally.
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May 6, 2014 03:56
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NienNunb posted:My Boot and Your rear end Alignment: Sideways
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May 6, 2014 04:18
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John Cena and The Undertaker Team Name: Hustle Loyalty Death Alignment: Face Why: Actually they did pretty well in my video games believe it or not Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre Alignment: Heel I guess Why: Heath Slater needs to be solo Jey Uso and John Uso Alignment: Face tag champs Why: They have the same last name CM Punk and Tyson Kidd Alignment: Face Why: Gets Punk back on TV Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins Alignment: Heel Why: Actually these two were a tag team in the past. Former tag champs actually. Neither guy has had an angle in ages, and both would benefit from getting back together.
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May 6, 2014 04:43
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Adam Rose and Fandango hit it off during their ten minute session. They exchange numbers and go on a pleasant dinner and a movie date and kiss at the end of the night. It is all very sweet.
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May 6, 2014 04:47
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Antonio Cesaro has a terse, bitter conversation with Jack Swagger, but near the end they both admit they're not as good without each other and reunite tearfully.
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May 6, 2014 04:51
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Al Snow and Kurrgan. Team name: Pacific RimJob.
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May 6, 2014 04:53
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Kane and Tyler Breeze. One is a demonic fire wizard. The other is Owen Wilson from Zoolander. They fight crime.
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May 6, 2014 05:02
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Ziggler and Ryder are Rigger.
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May 6, 2014 05:21
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Swagger and Titus as the new Varsity Club.
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May 6, 2014 05:59
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Emma and Eva Marie Team "They both pose the exact same way on the roster page"  
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May 6, 2014 06:24
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BoredDG posted:Team "They both pose the exact same way on the roster page" 
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May 6, 2014 07:07
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El Local and El Torito have been talking things over, in Spanish of course, which infuriates Zeb Colter sitting the table down trying to sign his next Zeb Colter guy, and decide that the WWE needs to retread the Mexicools. As they end the conversation, Layla El offers her managerial services to the new team.
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May 6, 2014 09:41
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Vickie Guerrero and my balls. Team name: Excuse Deez
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May 6, 2014 10:57
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Paul Wright and Steph McMahon return as The B Show
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May 6, 2014 13:55
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In all seriousness, I think they should try reuniting Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins if they're going to bother keeping them on the roster. It's not like they're doing anything else worthwhile and they could play up the fact that they're former champs to try to give them some respect given the fact that one's currently a jobber and one's just invisible.
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DeathChicken posted:Kane and Tyler Breeze. One is a demonic fire wizard. The other is Owen Wilson from Zoolander. They fight crime. Listen buddy I'll grant you that he looks a little more like Hansel in that he is blond, but in terms of his character Mr. Breeze is clearly more similar to Mr. Zoolander. If you'll recall, Hansel's persona revolved around being a laid-back extreme sports neo-hippie who tried very hard to look like be didn't care about his image. Mr. Zoolander was the more pouty, obviously self-absorbed one.
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May 6, 2014 19:12
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Summer are and Tyler Breeeze. They will be the first team with a Seals & Croft song for entrance music.
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May 6, 2014 20:21
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Golden Bee posted:Ziggler and Ryder are Rigger. Neville and Ziggler are... wait I didn't think this through...
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May 6, 2014 20:36
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Eva Marie and Aksana as...The lovely Divas. One can't wrestle or sell worth gently caress all, the other is a hazard to her fellow performers...guaranteed awkwardness and life-threatening injuries in every match!
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May 6, 2014 21:45
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I always thought Bad News Barret and Damien Sandow could make a good team. They both come out and mess with the crowd on the microphone already, and I want see them laughing at the crowd together.
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May 6, 2014 22:23
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Pair up the Great Khali and Jinder Mahal, bleach their hair, and call them...The Bollywood Blondes.
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The Shield. The Wyatts. Evolution. Freebird rules. Boom you have an awesome tag division. Have a big star take the titles, keep them for a long period of time, put on great matches and then your title gains prestige, it matters again. Should never have gotten rid of the Rhodes Brothers. They were really good. God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 04:42 on May 8, 2014 |
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May 8, 2014 04:39
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Sin Cara and Yoshi Tatsu team up in a worked shoot to take down Sheamus. They're faces, of course, because Sheamus is apparently a big stupid idiot.
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sunsweet posted:Sin Cara and Yoshi Tatsu team up to lose to Rusev in a handicap match. Fixed.
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