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ulvir

 

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Pinche Rudo

*Slams down hand next to plate of parm-slathered pasta* Carmella what the gently caress is your problem?!! I am out there all day making money for this family. *Points finger covered in flecks of marinara* I put my rear end on the line every day and all I ask of you is to treat me with some loving respect!

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Colonel Wood posted:

*Slams down hand next to plate of parm-slathered pasta* Carmella what the gently caress is your problem?!! I am out there all day making money for this family. *Points finger covered in flecks of marinara* I put my rear end on the line every day and all I ask of you is to treat me with some loving respect!

that's it. thats the whole show

Pinche Rudo

Reset Button posted:

that's it. thats the whole show

Pretty much, Tony just wants respect from those close to him

ulvir

you're the mother of my children Carmella how could I ever disrespect you? *fucks everything with tits and two legs except his wife on the reg*

Pinche Rudo

ulvir posted:

you're the mother of my children Carmella how could I ever disrespect you? *fucks everything with tits and two legs except his wife on the reg*

Dr. Melfi: Let's talk about your relationship with your Mother, Tony.

Tony: Relationship, what loving relationship?!! She's loving crazy!

ulvir

I took a semester and a half a college, I know all about therapy

Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo
Colonel Wood is really, really good at impressions of The Sopranos. I would like him to write his own season.

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
Tony: i had ta murdah somebuddeh close to me nn now it is making me breath hard in remorse/regret

Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo
I will audition for the role of a plate of cold cuts.

Pinche Rudo

Solid Poopsnake posted:

I will audition for the role of a plate of cold cuts.

Sopranos, Season 7

[Scene opens in a small townhouse in Florida]

Tony: *grabs a handful of prosciutto and coppa off a plate, grimacing at them as he shoves them into his mouth* Dammit, why the hell did we ever move to a town full of Jews. These cold cuts, they're loving terrible!

Carmella: *Glares from the kitchen* Well Tony, if you didn't piss off every made man in the Tri-State area maybe we'd still be in New Jersey instead of some lovely Palm Beach condo.

Pinche Rudo

Oh, I forgot Gandolfini died. Can we do a body double with a CGI face and just splice up old dialogue?

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by zen death robot
moozadel

ulvir

Colonel Wood posted:

Oh, I forgot Gandolfini died. Can we do a body double with a CGI face and just splice up old dialogue?

make AJ the new boss

ulvir

gently caress, why do I have to kick up to the New York families? that's dicked up!!

Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo
TOOOONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot

Colonel Wood posted:

Oh, I forgot Gandolfini died. Can we do a body double with a CGI face and just splice up old dialogue?

ulvir

I wish the lord would take. me. now.

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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

ulvir posted:

I wish the lord would take. me. now.

:(

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