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I.N.R.I. is on probation so I thought I'd fill in until he gets back. During the events of May 18th, 2014, I was treated unfairly and otherwise abused in several ways. First, Prefuse is an overreacting dumb idiot. Second, the whole finger thing is old as gently caress. Third, forums poster I.N.R.I is a piece of poo poo. For these and various other reasons I was unjustly demodded and should have a chance to tell my side of the story. holy loving poo poo i leaked the modqueue, an infraction that i was never explicitly told was against the rules and i only accidentally discovered was even slightly looked down upon when i stumbled across the hidden defunct ik forum. still, out of some intuitive sense of not being a complete loving idiot, i largely refrained from sharing the dark whisperings and demonic incantations that occur wherein, but when i saw what at least out of context appeared to be prefuse getting so mad at--oh the humanity--someone trolling fyad that he attempted to slap him with an effective permaban, i couldn't resist the temptation to make an exception on the following grounds: it was kinda funny. whereupon prefuse, who apparently has been demodded once already for the EXACT SAME THING, teleported to the byob thread and quietly escalated things. somehow or another the thread got moved to fyad, presumably so prefuse could have the pleasure of probating me personally. this effectively proves that he is a dumb baby whose butt i wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole even if a gentle application of lubricant to the anus was the only thing that would make the difference between him successfully passing a log the size and hardness of a tree trunk or bleeding out from rectal tearing. and let me just get some other poo poo straight here, even though it will be impossible to ever completely stamp this out, just a helpful little fact for all the virgins and "breeder"-haters around here: parenting is loving gross. it is full of dignity-destroying and uncomfortable poo poo, things that before you became a parent you would have sworn on your life you would never stoop to doing, but you have to do them just to maintain the basic hygeine and health of your kid, and things get even worse of the kid has health problems. hell, spreading aquaphor on the poop chute to aid the passing of a murderously painful turd under the full sanction of a gastroenterological nurse practitioner is hardly the sickest thing i've done. not once but twice i have pruriently stared at a vital signs monitor, watching the pulse and blood pressure of my newborn daughter trend in the general direction of zero because her heart was literally rigged to kill her a couple of weeks after birth. more than three years later i sat and shamelessly fondled my head (the one containing my skull) in my hands because i felt like passing out after learning that my son had a severe skin defect, totally unrelated to my daughter's heart defect, and i had earned a second ride on the rollercoaster through hell. but those things aren't very funny to recount in a comedy forum so excuse me, princess, that my 95%-capacity-at-all-times stress level randomly bubbled up one day and caused me to tactlessly share an anecdote about my kids being constipated. i still have to pray to god that i can raise my children healthy enough that they get to attend my funeral someday instead of the other way around, but they have trouble pooping, too. it's FUNNY. and lastly and probably leastly, can we just temper with the ironic inri love for a second and be real here? inri's rap sheet clearly shows that he is, not only qualitatively but actually quantifiably, one of the shittiest posters on the forum, and his only entertainment value is that very shittiness. anyone else with his track record would be long since permabanned by now, but he can be relied upon to on a regular basis and it's amusing to watch his fried short-term memory lapse, whereupon he forgets that if he posts yet another thread in yospos about sucking steve jobs' dick he'll get probed AGAIN. so yeah, when i get multiple pm's from people upset that he basically posted baby animal gore fetish porn (politically charged baby animal gore fetish porn that it might have been :fuckkfc:), i figured yeah, that seems like it's worth requesting a ban for. plus banning inri is functionally equivalent to shooting a zombie in the pinkie toe as far as net effect goes. In conclusion, while I am resigned to the fact that I did technically break a rule and my IK days are over, I still feel that many of the goings-on yesterday were a load of hosed up tiny dog poo poo. I don't wish Prefuse any ill will because I understand that he was simply doing what was necessary to maintain the high standards of the forum that it is his business to moderahhahahahaha. My son is much more regular lately without need of extraordinary intervention and quite frankly, my wife is way quicker to resort to digital aid than I am. Lastly, the forums just wouldn't be the same without that dancing butt-tree avatar, but really I don't think we have much to worry about there. Keep it chill, and unless someone with a red probe button (a button that I made possible to appear in BYOB, mind you) flips their poo poo over this post you'll probably be seeing me around. __________ sigs4lyfe 
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