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friend: dude you loving reek me: do i? what do i smell like? friend: like febreze and pot |
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Ordrakon posted:friend: dude you loving reek Febreeze doesnt save you from butt smell. |
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Jun 2, 2014 17:29
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Angry Fish posted:Febreeze doesnt save you from butt smell. that's true. gotta wash that poo poo. as for the weed smell i just don't bother trying to hide that anymore. |
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It's tuesday night. We don't have class the next day. My girlfriend is out of town. A girl staggers into my room drunk and collapses on the floor. I'm lying on my bed. She sits up. Me: Hey Molly. Molly: Did you party? Me: Yeah. Drank mostly. I found some weed at the frat house. Molly: PhiSig? Me: The other one. Molly: ... Molly: No one wants to be with me. Me: *This is bad.* Hey you'll find somebody. Molly: Somebody bad. It's bottom of the barrel when you're with Molly. Me: *What do I say? I'm hoping to marry my girlfriend I can't be loving some swimmer chick on the side. She's not even hot.* ... Molly: ... Molly: I really like this Malibu. |
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Jun 2, 2014 17:41
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yo man just stick dryer sheets in a paper towel tube and then ram it up your piss hole for all the good that will do you |
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Jun 2, 2014 17:42
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Bo-Pepper posted:yo man just stick dryer sheets in a paper towel tube and then ram it up your piss hole for all the good that will do you I did try the dryer sheets in the paper towel tube thing. I used some of my roommate's dryer sheets. After I was done I put them back in the box towards the middle. A couple months later while holding a basket of laundry he asked me, "Why do all my clothes smell like pot?" |
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Jun 2, 2014 17:47
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what you need is a gas mask filter, theyre like $5 at army surplus and they last forever for this purpose
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Jun 2, 2014 17:50
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you are a bad roommate ordrakon |
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Bo-Pepper posted:you are a bad roommate ordrakon |
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I was good to my other roommate - my girlfriend. I moved her into my room because I could. Girlfriend: Won't your roommate be upset that I'm...living here? Me: What's he gonna do about it? She came to our floor meetings and everything. Those were always an earful. Our RA was a real tightwad. One time she called a floor meeting after we all spent a weekend openly hard drinking and I thought it would be funny to bring a mug of cream soda to the meeting. I did. And it was. |
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