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It's simple! Call a hooker over. have her iron your clothes.
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Jun 2, 2014 23:44
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turn the iron on and press it on your loving face you cuntbag
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Jun 2, 2014 23:44
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wait you are trying to iron your suit? loving dumbass, read the loving cleaning instructions it says dry clean only. Dont try and fix that poo poo yourself, bring it to the dry cleaners. nice picture frame ya got there bitch-face, does it have your certificate of dumbassery in it?
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Jun 2, 2014 23:45
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proof of concept posted:the only thing pictured dying is Daniel Stern's career I mean before Home Alone he was in blockbuster after blockbuster such as Honky Tonk Freeway and C.H.U.D. Hey man you can gently caress off with the c.h.u.d hate okay that poo poo ain't cool
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Jun 2, 2014 23:47
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how are you having such a difficult time? you lay that poo poo flat (single layer, no creases, dumbass), press and move til that shits smooth, then adjust the clothing on the ironing board to a different section and do the same poo poo over and over til your wrinkles are gone e: actually youtube woulda been a better place to look than SA you fuckin ignoramus
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Jun 2, 2014 23:49
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Al Borland posted:It's simple! Call a hooker over. have her iron your clothes. hmm lol, i feel like a wasted opportunity here. i paid for an hour and i was done in mere minutes The Protagonist posted:are you staying in a hotel cus you flashed a granny your dingdong? no. im working, which sometimes means im in a different city. then i get things like free hotels and expensed dinners/bars, thus my wrinkled clothes predicament thread im moving this friday, to an aprtment complex less likely to have grannies
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Jun 2, 2014 23:49
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Leave that dump, go to a recruiter, join the Marines for 4 years, learn to starch creases in your poo poo, go back to your faggoty job suckin dicks. Your house looks like a hotel room, douche.
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Jun 3, 2014 00:00
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MaximusCraptaculous posted:Leave that dump, go to a recruiter, join the Marines for 4 years, learn to starch creases in your poo poo, go back to your faggoty job suckin dicks. probably too unhealthy or something
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Jun 3, 2014 00:01
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came for penis photos left disappointed.
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Jun 3, 2014 00:06
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Bukowski posted:Hey man you can gently caress off with the c.h.u.d hate okay that poo poo ain't cool I love C.H.U.D. don't even trip dawg. On the other hand, all I know about Honkey Tonk Freeway is that the second sentence of its wikipedia article says it's one of the most expensive box-office flops in the history of cinema so now I want to track it down and experience the trainwreck for myself. proof of concept fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jun 3, 2014 |
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Jun 3, 2014 00:19
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ok that iron u got is the water kind. fill up a bathtub w water then put ur suit on. then get in the tub.t hen plug in the iron and drop it in the tub. the iron will go to work in no time godspeed goon
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Jun 3, 2014 00:26
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Ignoarints posted:real post i tried it, worked pretty badly, just like every other time I used an iron. you need to heat it up on the stove or it wont do anything
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Jun 3, 2014 00:29
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:you need to heat it up on the stove or it wont do anything microwave is faster
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Jun 3, 2014 00:37
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The iron is designed to need even pressure to flatten out the wrinkles. This is best achieved by (and hence why the iron is shaped in such a way) to be pressed upon by your buttocks. Place the handle between your cheeks, and firmly (but smoothly) glide your rear end-iron over your clothes while perched on the convenient mounting board.
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Jun 3, 2014 00:39
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franco smells
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Jun 3, 2014 00:51
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I gave up and settled with the mediocre iron job. But I noticed another problem, u got sort of a muffin top situation going on. Any advice how to fix this?
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Jun 3, 2014 00:56
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Do it like this guy, he's a fuckin' ironing bushido master https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WsmiGaWoTw
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Jun 3, 2014 01:00
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Ignoarints posted:I gave up and settled with the mediocre iron job. But I noticed another problem, u got sort of a muffin top situation going on. Any advice how to fix this? eat the muffins
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Jun 3, 2014 01:01
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Ignoarints posted:I gave up and settled with the mediocre iron job. But I noticed another problem, u got sort of a muffin top situation going on. Any advice how to fix this? 
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Jun 3, 2014 01:02
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^^^that just what i wear when I'm toppin muffins
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Jun 3, 2014 01:22
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real chat, find the "laundry bag" in the closet leave it outside your room, the next day room service shows up with you clothes. true story.
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Jun 3, 2014 01:27
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That little binder full of information about local restaurants and tourist attractions is the kind of thing that makes everyone hate your goddamn stupid rear end
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Jun 3, 2014 04:56
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Whirlwind Jones posted:loving George Costanza over here with a big rear end loving wallet lmao.
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Jun 3, 2014 22:46
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Tujague posted:That little binder full of information about local restaurants and tourist attractions is the kind of thing that makes everyone hate your goddamn stupid rear end lol they dropped one of those in my room when I was stuck in chicago. because of a snowstorm. why yes I'd love to brave five feet of snow to see the loving field museum.
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Jun 3, 2014 22:58
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I used that binder to find the guest laundry and it was surprisingly good. Better than what I've been using at home for sure. The spin cycle nearly dried my pants entirely for your info only
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Jun 3, 2014 23:09
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Look at the loving big shot with an ironing board.
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Jun 3, 2014 23:22
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i could own one of those but i dont want to
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Jun 3, 2014 23:22
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way to be steadily employed, you dumb jackass
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Jun 3, 2014 23:29
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what city are you in now op
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shove it up your dick hole & have a real nice day
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