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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
What is that kitty's name?

I'd like to pet that kitty.

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Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


its hammock cat

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Awesome! posted:

its hammock cat

Yes, but does hammock cat have a cat name? Like Susie, or Bert?

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


no its name is hammock cat

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Awesome! posted:

no its name is hammock cat

What if I named it Paul? The Hammock Cat Paul

Captain No-mates

its hammock cat tbh

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
Sir Pounce.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Captain No-mates posted:

its hammock cat tbh

What if it was ___, Hammock Cat 8.2?

Let's get a name to that kitty!

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
lol u guys dont even kno how to spell hammick

lol webster dictionaryh doesnt even kno how to spell hammick either what kinda dictionary that

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
Sir Fluffington Cadwey Augustin III was his name from back in the day but that was many years ago and he might be dead by now??

Maybe this thread should be for renaming the current yob cat

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
its name is neuters

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

WetNightmare posted:

its name is nueters

You just claled it that. Stop making up lies.

cuntman.net

WetNightmare posted:

lol u guys dont even kno how to spell hammick

lol webster dictionaryh doesnt even kno how to spell hammick either what kinda dictionary that

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
neuters told me

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Hammock cat is not *just* hammock cat and I'm going to name him if I don't see FluffieDuckie in here THIS INSTANT to mediate this problem!

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
barry neuters

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


its just hammock cat why are you getting all riled up about the chillest thing on the forum?

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Awesome! posted:

its just hammock cat why are you getting all riled up about the chillest thing on the forum?

Not unchill. I just want that chill kitty to be given a superior name. hammock cat is not a cat's name.

I want to vote for Paul, Hammock cat.

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

Qwerinty posted:

Sir Fluffington Cadwey Augustin III was his name from back in the day but that was many years ago and he might be dead by now??

Maybe this thread should be for renaming the current yob cat

it can't be renamed fuckin heresy not cool

i am he

Awesome! posted:

its just hammock cat why are you getting all riled up about the chillest thing on the forum?

i'll kill you bitch!!

Blue's Clues

.

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Jun 28, 2014

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

HUSKY DILF posted:

it can't be renamed fuckin heresy not cool

I'm not trying to rename. I'm trying to retcon a grave mistake in byob history. We need that cat to be known as more than Hammock Cat.

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


look you can call it whatever you want but dont be surprised when he doesn't respond to it

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Blue's Clues posted:

I am a professional cat whisperer and his name is breezy

Obviously we cannot listen to this charlitan. The cat told me his name was Paul!

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


i am he posted:

i'll kill you bitch!!

:eyepop:

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

Angry Fish posted:

Obviously we cannot listen to this charlitan. The cat told me his name was Paul!

i am he

Abraham Lynxin
A-fleas Anzari
Baz Purrman
Blanche Deverpaw (she can hang out with the Golden Retriever Girls)
Bill Lumbfurg
Bob Scratchit
Brad Kitt
Brenda Flea (always Scratchin’ Around the Christmas Tree)
Bruce Stringsteen
Catalie Coughlin
Catalie Portman
Cat Benetar
Cat Damon
Cat Middleton
Catnip Everdeen (from District 12, of course)
Catnippa Middleton
Catrick Stewart
Catsy Cline
Catti LaBelle
Catty Griffin
Cat Winslet
Cheetah Rivera
Chris Yarnell
Cindy Clawford
Colin Furth
Collin Furrel
Chairman Meow
Colonel Meow
Christina Aguill-hair-a
Daniel Day-Mewis
David Meowie
Debbie Hairy
Diane Kitten
Doctor Mew
Don Drapurr (you just know he wrote the Meow Mix jingle)
Drew Hairymore
Ebefleazer Scrooge
Effie Trincat (may the treats be ever in your flavor)
F. Scott Fitz-feral
Feral Ladd
Ferris Mewler
Fleador Seuss Geisel
Flea Michele
Fleas Witherspoon
Fleyonce Knowles
Frank Catra
Frank Lloyd Bite (the first cat to attend barkitechture school)
Furman Bates
Furry Cruise
Fuzz Aldrin
Gale Pawthorne
George Cloonflea
George Bernard Paw
George Tailey (it’s a meowonderful life)
Gerard Leopardu
Hairy Mulligan
Hairy Potter
Hairy Underwood (you get the idea)
Henry Hissinger
Hunter S. Thomcat
Jack McFlea (you know, from Dogson’s Creek)
Jaguar-ren Beatty
James Meowdison
Janu-hairy Jones
Jean Renroar
Jennipurr Aniston
Jerry Flea Lewis
Johnny Cats-le (nobody puts Baby in a corner)
John Catterly
J.R.R. Tollkitten
Jude Paw
Juliet Catulet (dog companion: Romeo Montawoof or Rovermeo)
Kelly Ka-meowski
Kelly Tay-Roar
Kit Romney
Kitty Ya-meow-guchi
Lando Abyssinian (as seen in Star Wags: A New Rope Toy)
Leopard Nimoy
Leopardo DiCatrio
LeVar Purrton
Lily Tomcatlin
Lionel Itchy (Hello? Is it a kitty you’re looking for?)
Lou Claws
M. Night Shyamalion
Madelion Albright
Mandy Catinkin
Margaret Scratcher
Mariah Hairy
Mary Purrphy
Mary Todd Lynxin
McKayla Meowroni
Meoward Stern
Meowly Cyrus
Meowrice Sendak
Meowrio Lopez
Meowrio Manningham
Meowy Long
Mew Costello (dog companion: Mutt Abbott)
Mew McClanahan
Mew Reed
Mrs. Fleasley (get it?)
Napawsha Beddingfield
Neil Catrick Harris
Nick Purry
Olivia Mewton-John
Oscar Meowdison (dog companion: Felix Ungrrr)
Pablo Picatso
Pacey Litter (also from Dogson’s Creek)
Pawdrey Hepburn
Pawkeye
Paw Newman
Paw Revere
PetMe White (not the best Betty White pun ever, obviously)
Puma Thurman
Purrmione Granger
Rachel Scratch
Ricky Purrvais
Roarin’ Beatty
Robert Cattison
Roger Purrling
Ron Fleasly
Ron Furgandy
Rowena Ravenpaw (dog companions: Godric Gryffindog, Helga Hufflepup & Salazar Snifferin)
Ryan Fleacrest
Santa Claws
Scratch Adams
Shed Beatty
Sheddie Vedder
Sinead O’Collar
Sofeline Petrillo
Snow Bite
Tabby Douglas
Tabby Wambach
Tabigail Adams (my inspiration)
Taylor Pawtner
TayRoar Swift
Teri Scratcher
Terrance Meoward
Terry Bradspaw
The Dowager Cattress
The Sorting Cat
Tina Spay
Tobey Catguire
Tomcat Colicchio
Tom Catterford (the cool cat on Barks and Recreation)
Wil Fleaton
Will Arpet
William Catner
Winston Furchill
Zack Roaris

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
barry neuters it is welp thx all

i am he

take your pick of the above

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

HUSKY DILF posted:

it can't be renamed fuckin heresy not cool

what if it's Sir Fluffington Cadwey Augustin IV because it's the child of the original byob cat Sir Fluffington Cadwey Augustin III?

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

Qwerinty posted:

what if it's Sir Fluffington Cadwey Augustin IV because it's the child of the original byob cat Sir Fluffington Cadwey Augustin III?

no he is the alpha and the omega of chill

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


Sir Fluffington Cadwey Augustin One

cuntman.net

i am he posted:

Chairman Meow

:eyepop:

poverty goat



you cant actually pronounce it unless you are a cat

i am he

Leondardo Dicatrio

verily carefree

i am he posted:

Abraham Lynxin
A-fleas Anzari
Baz Purrman
Blanche Deverpaw (she can hang out with the Golden Retriever Girls)
Bill Lumbfurg
Bob Scratchit
Brad Kitt
Brenda Flea (always Scratchin’ Around the Christmas Tree)
Bruce Stringsteen
Catalie Coughlin
Catalie Portman
Cat Benetar
Cat Damon
Cat Middleton
Catnip Everdeen (from District 12, of course)
Catnippa Middleton
Catrick Stewart
Catsy Cline
Catti LaBelle
Catty Griffin
Cat Winslet
Cheetah Rivera
Chris Yarnell
Cindy Clawford
Colin Furth
Collin Furrel
Chairman Meow
Colonel Meow
Christina Aguill-hair-a
Daniel Day-Mewis
David Meowie
Debbie Hairy
Diane Kitten
Doctor Mew
Don Drapurr (you just know he wrote the Meow Mix jingle)
Drew Hairymore
Ebefleazer Scrooge
Effie Trincat (may the treats be ever in your flavor)
F. Scott Fitz-feral
Feral Ladd
Ferris Mewler
Fleador Seuss Geisel
Flea Michele
Fleas Witherspoon
Fleyonce Knowles
Frank Catra
Frank Lloyd Bite (the first cat to attend barkitechture school)
Furman Bates
Furry Cruise
Fuzz Aldrin
Gale Pawthorne
George Cloonflea
George Bernard Paw
George Tailey (it’s a meowonderful life)
Gerard Leopardu
Hairy Mulligan
Hairy Potter
Hairy Underwood (you get the idea)
Henry Hissinger
Hunter S. Thomcat
Jack McFlea (you know, from Dogson’s Creek)
Jaguar-ren Beatty
James Meowdison
Janu-hairy Jones
Jean Renroar
Jennipurr Aniston
Jerry Flea Lewis
Johnny Cats-le (nobody puts Baby in a corner)
John Catterly
J.R.R. Tollkitten
Jude Paw
Juliet Catulet (dog companion: Romeo Montawoof or Rovermeo)
Kelly Ka-meowski
Kelly Tay-Roar
Kit Romney
Kitty Ya-meow-guchi
Lando Abyssinian (as seen in Star Wags: A New Rope Toy)
Leopard Nimoy
Leopardo DiCatrio
LeVar Purrton
Lily Tomcatlin
Lionel Itchy (Hello? Is it a kitty you’re looking for?)
Lou Claws
M. Night Shyamalion
Madelion Albright
Mandy Catinkin
Margaret Scratcher
Mariah Hairy
Mary Purrphy
Mary Todd Lynxin
McKayla Meowroni
Meoward Stern
Meowly Cyrus
Meowrice Sendak
Meowrio Lopez
Meowrio Manningham
Meowy Long
Mew Costello (dog companion: Mutt Abbott)
Mew McClanahan
Mew Reed
Mrs. Fleasley (get it?)
Napawsha Beddingfield
Neil Catrick Harris
Nick Purry
Olivia Mewton-John
Oscar Meowdison (dog companion: Felix Ungrrr)
Pablo Picatso
Pacey Litter (also from Dogson’s Creek)
Pawdrey Hepburn
Pawkeye
Paw Newman
Paw Revere
PetMe White (not the best Betty White pun ever, obviously)
Puma Thurman
Purrmione Granger
Rachel Scratch
Ricky Purrvais
Roarin’ Beatty
Robert Cattison
Roger Purrling
Ron Fleasly
Ron Furgandy
Rowena Ravenpaw (dog companions: Godric Gryffindog, Helga Hufflepup & Salazar Snifferin)
Ryan Fleacrest
Santa Claws
Scratch Adams
Shed Beatty
Sheddie Vedder
Sinead O’Collar
Sofeline Petrillo
Snow Bite
Tabby Douglas
Tabby Wambach
Tabigail Adams (my inspiration)
Taylor Pawtner
TayRoar Swift
Teri Scratcher
Terrance Meoward
Terry Bradspaw
The Dowager Cattress
The Sorting Cat
Tina Spay
Tobey Catguire
Tomcat Colicchio
Tom Catterford (the cool cat on Barks and Recreation)
Wil Fleaton
Will Arpet
William Catner
Winston Furchill
Zack Roaris

wow that is a long list of feline names

dogcrash truther

a single heh posted:

wow that is a long list of feline names
Not as long as
i am starting a list of names for cats. here is the first cat name. it is "puddy dumplins" the second name is "scheming me-me" and the thrid name is "grumple wumpkins". the fourth name is "woozy pawsies" i hope you like my list. fourth name: "turnup". a bold new name enters: "smucky". thats teh 7th nam. first "sausage paddy" then its "lumpanoodle". the 8th name is "sandy paws" which is next. a bit of a guest, "wootiebabeh" courtesy of movign shadow. the next name "little munchkin", whos best friends with "grumple wumpkins", but then after that its the name "sneezle", then finally a split: "putzy" and "old man jenkins". if it was "ghargle" now its "stretchy stroodle". further on the list: "fluffer muffle" and his sister "little fluffy muffy". a pair to consider from wiley lylely: one is "tommy katkins", and another is "fuzzy fluffystuff". also the long awaited "sour patches". new: "sally basket" newer: "precious pumpkin" and his brother "pokey pauly." also a distant cousin: "cookie bootie". pumpkin's best friend is "lily lafay" and cookie's is "crusty" but pokey doesnt have any friends besides his brother. all abotu trout knows all about "snuggy bumpkin". i like "shugar raindrop" too. have you ever heard of a cat named "poodle" well now you have. my friend "uncle wrinkles". Fucktard idiot thinks that "pirate prentice" would be a good name for a cat. next "gooey gumdrop". and "boopsie doodoo". leg sez "mr scruffles", breese sez "TUrkey", and i agree. and i just thought of "sloppy appleasause". grover sugested "tremendous dickhead!" but awkpwas likes "moopsy doodle." "windy sprite" is pretty good but "tickley tum-tum" might be the best one yet. "serious norman" may be a rather noble foe but "squirmy wormy" is "snot". "looky", "lucky", "lackey", and "licky" are triplets and also all best friends at the same time. meat the funny feelers, who feel funny: "funnyfeely" and "funnyfeeleroo". next up is your favourite, number 38, "the little pickle theif". booof likes "stack pluckins" and wolf puppy humbly suggest "mewbert" but i think hes maybe a spy so if it turns out he is just ignore this itme on the cat list. twisty appreciates "Leopold Twinkleberry"... so there. for fans of "The Wire", there's now "Bunny Cuddlin'". micy likes "moldy cups" and so do i. introducing: "crandall" from beowolf lagrange; good. from chobes, "mr rubbybelly"; good. "sootikin" is considered by some to be a rather nice name for a cat. if youd like, a cats name maybe will be Yoshy moma . What do I think of "pippin purr" as a name for a cat? "Great". I think if acaring girl had a cat she might just shorten it to "pippy," though. "pupple" i think another good name for a cat would be "Purple." another a good name for a cat is "wikipe-tama" [tama is a common name for a cat in japan - lyle] "Caboodle" and "Chutney" sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g... Mean Mr. Mustard, who was reall y mean but now hes really nice b/c he gets lots of hugs and kises from his mommy. morroc sez that "tractor" would be a pretty good name for a pretty good cat. i like "roger."

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