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In the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it. Just letting you know. I had to use yours posts to wipe with, now they're srsly lovely.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 04:54 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 07:37 |
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my posts were always lovely so you just got my poo poo on your rear end nice job fag
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 04:55 |
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This happened to me, OP.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 04:55 |
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:my posts were always lovely so you just got my poo poo on your rear end nice job fag Haha, you gave him aids!
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 04:56 |
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just wash your rear end in the sink. its fine
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 04:59 |
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we're not out of paper we're just in india poopzilla posted:just wash your rear end in the sink. its fine
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:01 |
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Walk around all day with poo poo smeared on your rear end. It'll be fine.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:03 |
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byotp
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:15 |
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I'm a big fan of the pants at ankles, lovely-rear end waddle over to the next bathroom to grab some toilet paper. Just hope like your grandma doesn't show up unexpectedly or something.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:19 |
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you just need to refine your diet so your poop is hard, but not overly hard as to get constipated and cause anal tearing, so it slides out of your rear end without needing to wipe. it's very eco friendly
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:21 |
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wipe your rear end with some of the SLENDERMAN SA IS RELEVANT threads.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:29 |
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Here comes another roll...
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:30 |
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So I was like, bitch please. We might have started with double ply, bit this poo poo be COLLEGE RULED. Heeeeeeeeee poop
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:35 |
I think you're onto something: a device that squeezes out shitposts printed on toilet paper as they are expressed in gibbis! (might involve toilet paper and electricity)
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:40 |
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Xaris posted:you just need to refine your diet so your poop is hard, but not overly hard as to get constipated and cause anal tearing, so it slides out of your rear end without needing to wipe. it's very eco friendly This honestly owns.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 06:08 |
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you are fined one credit for violating the good thread making stature.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 06:39 |
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Why do you think I have a cat for? He cleans himself and if he didn't want to be used as toilet paper he shouldn't have opened my loving bathroom door while I was making GBS threads. He knew he had it coming!
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 06:45 |
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i want to upper deck the future
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 06:46 |
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Do you want the Red or Blue toilet paper?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 07:04 |
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theres some in the cabinet down the hall
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 07:14 |
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not saying I enjoyed it in any way but I keep atlas shrugged near the throne in case I run out of TP im about 20 pages into the story can't wait til the speech
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 07:47 |
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amityville anus posted:not saying I enjoyed it in any way but I keep atlas shrugged near the throne in case I run out of TP im about 20 pages into the story can't wait til the speech at first i was going to respond "haha you read the pages?" but actually that sounds relaxing, reading it and then finding satisfaction in your choice of paper
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 07:51 |
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Dunk your butt in the tank until it (your butt) is clean.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 08:16 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 07:37 |
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Well duh this is why the Gidenons leave a bible in every toilet tank or something
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 08:21 |