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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i am he posted:

when you meet her mom say to your gf "i didn't know you had a sister!" and her mom will be like aww that's so ni- haha why didn't you tell me you had an ugly retard sister ahhahahaha

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


i am he posted:

when you meet her mom say to your gf "i didn't know you had a sister!" and her mom will be like aww that's so friend of the family

Pinche Rudo

Make a grand entrance

Drunk Driver Dad
has anyone said for you to show them your new cock ring yet bc you should do that

Booblord Zagats


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TJeX4EVd9Q

Like this

i am he

just chit chat shoot the poo poo you know and then at some point say the word "banal" and then be like oh that reminds me have you guys ever had anal sex? lik ehave you put your dick in her butt?

Machai

Enter like Kramer, sit down like Riker and then tell them "Have you heard the good news? The original Venom members are getting back together and making a re-recorded version of Black Metal! Hail Satan!"

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sigs4lyfe

Savage For The Winjun


hail satin

cmndstab

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seriouspost just take 1-2 seconds before every action or response to think about what the fonz would do in that situation and then just do that

cuntman.net

i am he posted:

when you meet her mom say to your gf "i didn't know you had a sister!" and her mom will be like aww that's so ni- haha why didn't you tell me you had an ugly retard sister ahhahahaha

:eyepop:

ulvir

i am he

how did it go op?

Machai

try to convert them OP



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sigs4lyfe

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Aren't your gf's parents your great-grandparents? If so you should congratulate them on having a long rear end life

Machai

Be sure to let them know that you are a missionary spreading the good word to their daughter's vagina every night.

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sigs4lyfe

Ace of Baes

i am he posted:

how did it go op?

i didnt meet them

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