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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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i thought that was a pizza cutter
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Jun 4, 2014 06:09
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- ron color
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Can we truuely better others lives without first trying to better our own? Ive invented everything i thout i wanted, but still there is a void in me. I smash my empty whiskey glass on the ground and a real life replica of Rosie from the Jetsons in a bikini comes out of a sliding wall to clean it up.
"your poo poo. youre filth. you never loved me mom" i hiss at it thru clenched teeth and punch its cold steel chassis. the LED eyes flicker as its neural network processes my input, before deciding to silently teeter back to the crawlspace.
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Jun 4, 2014 06:16
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- Karma Comedian
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This is my little sister, Christina Scientist. She may only be in fourth grade, but even she can tell you that the earth is only 6000 years old and that dinosaurs are as fake as global warming.
Can she cure my horrible diarrhea tia
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Jun 4, 2014 07:07
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- TiMBuS
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LOL WUT?
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selfish? im sooo selfish huh?? who were the ones giviong me wedgies in class. who was the ones who swirlied me and convinced the teacher I did it to myself. no one would ever do that even under extreme duress, assholes. but NOW ive made cool discoveries youre all trying to be my best buddies, and calling me selfish? HA i dont need your fake affection and love. i have this plate of still beating immortal pig hearts for that, and the rest of eternity to share together
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Jun 4, 2014 10:20
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by zen death robot
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how does light go through space if theres nothing there?? a question burning in the hearts of mankind ofr centuries. well as a really good and respected scientist id like to tell you that i got high on opium last night, and i was like, what if there IS something there? and there is and its called the Luminiferous aether, you fuckers
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Jun 4, 2014 17:53
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- bog pixie
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what iif you and me were science. together.
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Jun 5, 2014 02:45
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May 2, 2024 21:22
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- ron color
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no, no I'm not selfish
*takes long drag off ecigarette*
science is selfish
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