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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > YOB, I am so fucking tired
 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Just sitting at my desk, zoning out.
Can't work, can'd draw, can't sleep. Just have to stay awake for a few more hours and then I can go home.

Please help.

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:20
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Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


 drink some coffee or do a line in the bathroom or something

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:21
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The Earl of ToeJam
 I want to help how can I help? :ohdear:

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:22
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cruft

Awesome! posted:

drink some coffee or do a line in the bathroom or something

A conga line!

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:22
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Awesome! posted:

drink some coffee or do a line in the bathroom or something

Coffee isn't working and I haven't ridden the white pony in years and years.

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:22
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LappyDore64

by XyloJW
hi mr loving tired, may I call you so?

hahahahahahaa jk man, I suggest wiring up your desk chair so that any time you lean back in it the lights turn off and the a/c goes up 5 degrees while soothing music comes out your speakers

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:22
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circ dick soleil

by zen death robot
Take a nap on the toilet.

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:23
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

LappyDore64 posted:

hi mr loving tired, may I call you so?

hahahahahahaa jk man, I suggest wiring up your desk chair so that any time you lean back in it the lights turn off and the a/c goes up 5 degrees while soothing music comes out your speakers

Oh, that's a good ide........




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* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:24
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Awesome!

Ready for adventure!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Coffee isn't working and I haven't ridden the white pony in years and years.

drink more coffee. go for a walk around the office to get your blood flowing (alternatively jack off under your desk)

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:24
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
go read a e/n post and be so amazed at their self entitled bawl babying that you couldn't sleep if you wanted.
Go browse a home improvement site and plan projects you will never do but get really excited about them, going to redo that guest bathroom, maybe order some drawer pulls, I've lost a week that way!

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:29
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deep dish peat moss

 I was going to walk to a place for a job interview but it's 108 degrees out and by the time I got there I was so hot and dog tired that I just walked past and went home instead

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:32
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ChairmanMeow posted:

go read a e/n post and be so amazed at their self entitled bawl babying that you couldn't sleep if you wanted.
Go browse a home improvement site and plan projects you will never do but get really excited about them, going to redo that guest bathroom, maybe order some drawer pulls, I've lost a week that way!

Ohh, I do need new kitchen cabinets

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:33
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I was going to walk to a place for a job interview but it's 108 degrees out and by the time I got there I was so hot and dog tired that I just walked past and went home instead

Telemarketing job in Tempe, Arizona?

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:33
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I was going to walk to a place for a job interview but it's 108 degrees out and by the time I got there I was so hot and dog tired that I just walked past and went home instead

that sucks dude, wish you lived nearby

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:33
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deep dish peat moss

ChairmanMeow posted:

go read a e/n post and be so amazed at their self entitled bawl babying that you couldn't sleep if you wanted.
Go browse a home improvement site and plan projects you will never do but get really excited about them, going to redo that guest bathroom, maybe order some drawer pulls, I've lost a week that way!

Go read the e/n thread about the adult goon and his adult brother who were unemployed and living with their parents and got mad about their parents' rules and screamed and yelled at them then posted a thread in E/N about how mean and unfair their parents are, and about how their mom was mad that they were spending their allowance on comic books and video games when the family is broke as poo poo and struggling to pay bills

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:34
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deep dish peat moss

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Telemarketing job in Tempe, Arizona?

Actually it's just a small mom&pop video game shop in Tempe Az that I figured would be fun to work at because it would be low pressure and I like video games, but I realized that walking to work in 100+ degree heat for 8 months a year isn't worth minimum wage

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 20:35
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