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deep dish peat moss

I don't get it, I have a birthday every year but the same people are consistently always older than me.

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cruft

It's a funny ol' world :shrug:

deep dish peat moss

I watched this science doc about sexuality a while back and one of the guys mentioned that he keeps getting older, but high school girls stay the same age, but in all of my testing this does not hold true, they seem to age at the same rate as I.

cruft

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I watched this science doc about sexuality a while back and one of the guys mentioned that he keeps getting older, but high school girls stay the same age, but in all of my testing this does not hold true, they seem to age at the same rate as I.

Why was this old guy creeping on high school girls is what I want to know.

i am he

you'll catch up soon enough im sure

SIDS Vicious


cruft posted:

Why was this old guy creeping on high school girls is what I want to know.

he was just asking if they had any reefer

i am he

every day that passes is a day closer... to DEATH be thankful for your life

SIDS Vicious


happy birthday btw, anyone whose birthday it is today

deep dish peat moss

Mine's a month and 2 days away and it will be the first birthday I've celebrated sober since I was 15. It only took me almost 15 years to do it

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jun 4, 2014

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Mine's a month and 2 days away and it will be the first birthday I've celebrated sober since I was 15. It only took me almost 15 years to do it

congrats man
happy early b day

dogcrash truther

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I watched this science doc about sexuality a while back and one of the guys mentioned that he keeps getting older, but high school girls stay the same age, but in all of my testing this does not hold true, they seem to age at the same rate as I.

its funny to refer to dazed and confused as a science doc

dogcrash truther
I was watching this architecture documentary a while back? seems like people in nuremberg really like this hitler guy, but I think maybe he's not good

SIDS Vicious


i was watching a space documentary last month and it turns out that our entire universe exists in a small subway locker

Bukowski

hammulder

Sid Vicious posted:

i was watching a space documentary last month and it turns out that our entire universe exists in a small subway locker

is that where they keep the sandwiches

I Dunno

Sid Vicious posted:

happy birthday btw, anyone whose birthday it is today

its my bday! thanks!

SIDS Vicious


I Dunno posted:

its my bday! thanks!

hurray i actually got someone!

i am he

I Dunno posted:

its my bday! thanks!

happy birthday friend!

Bukowski

hammulder
It's my dogs birthday today

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I don't get it, I have a birthday every year but the same people are consistently always older than me.

You need a time mashin.

hippy barthday, bro

City of Glompton

I Dunno posted:

its my bday! thanks!

***happy birthday!***

ZebTM



I Dunno posted:

its my bday! thanks!

happy birthday!

bog pixie

dont owrry, i am immortal.

Captain No-mates

Ectral posted:

dont owrry, i am immortal.

im owrrying, ectral! i care a lot about you!

bog pixie

if i have a children with a mortal, they will be half immortal. just sayin'

Pinche Rudo

Ectral posted:

if i have a children with a mortal, they will be half immortal. just sayin'

how long will they live

DinoCzar

He just came up to me and was like: Byoop!

Ectral posted:

if i have a children with a mortal, they will be half immortal. just sayin'

One half body will be rotting flesh other half body will be greek god

Beats Mushrooms

i just gave an unfunny man 5 dollars for this avatar.
Turing 11 in 3 months here.

bog pixie

Colonel Wood posted:

how long will they live

whatever happens when you divide infinity by 2

Captain No-mates

Beats Mushrooms posted:

Turing 11 in 3 months here.

happy birthday in advance. u got any plans?

Tom Sellout

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
my birthday's in two days, going to have a nice dinner with my nice family :)

Typical Gnu

Ectral posted:

whatever happens when you divide infinity by 2

im not great at math but i think that if you make more people there will be problems at some point
please make no people, ectral
sorry

dogcrash truther

Ectral posted:

if i have a children with a mortal, they will be half immortal. just sayin'

Immortality is recessive

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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

my birthday is not until december

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