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The Dregs posted:I have never met a kid who's parents didn't spank who didn't act like he needed a good spanking. my parents spanked me and i am still a shithead so ymmv i guess
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little while ago on twitter Melissa Villasenor (impressionist / comedian) went on some mad diatribe about how she figures hitting your children is a good idea and it went about as well as you'd expect - her telling her not-very-big fanbase to gently caress the hell off  Taye Diggs fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Jun 5, 2014 |
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Jun 5, 2014 11:19
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I thought this would be another elliot rodger thread
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Jun 5, 2014 11:21
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Moola posted:but fo real kids these days are loving horrible
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Jun 5, 2014 11:22
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quote:"They really and truly believed that if people were loved and treated with respect that that would be given back to them in kind," said Linda Boyle, Boyle's mother. "So as odd it as it may seem to us that they were there, they truly believed with all their heart that if they treated people properly, they would be treated properly." lol dumfucks
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Jun 5, 2014 11:31
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Laughing Man posted:I know when I sit down my child and have a deeply thoughtful discussion on morality and the nature of man after he hits his sister in the face with a tonka truck I can see the glimmer of shame in his glazed over eyes and I have won.
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Jun 5, 2014 11:38
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you irl posted:put a kid in a sleeper hold 
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Jun 5, 2014 12:24
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Name your son Josh so you can do sick owns on him and when he cries you drive him crazy by saying "Just Joshin' ya"
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Jun 5, 2014 12:29
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I only support child beating in the case where the op is under 18 and a good belting would prevent xir from ever making lovely threads again
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Jun 5, 2014 12:41
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I'm against beating kids unless they're trans and even then only if its with a gamecube.
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Jun 5, 2014 12:44
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Kid practically screaming to be hit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_23z9yJAq0
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Jun 5, 2014 12:58
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All great reasons to hit kids, no-hitters bringing nothing to the table
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Jun 5, 2014 13:10
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quote:"They really and truly believed that if people were loved and treated with respect that that would be given back to them in kind," said Linda Boyle, Boyle's mother. "So as odd it as it may seem to us that they were there, they truly believed with all their heart that if they treated people properly, they would be treated properly." lol what a coupla rubes
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Jun 5, 2014 13:47
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Fandyien posted:lol what a coupla rubes Pththya-lyi posted:lol dumfucks great minds think alike
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Jun 5, 2014 14:20
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Giving a child a spanking from a place of love is different from arbitrarily smacking them behind the ear. It's good to spank your kids, actually.
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Jun 5, 2014 14:30
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Pththya-lyi posted:great minds think alike 
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Jun 5, 2014 14:32
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THS posted:please dont hit your kids Feel free to hit other people's kids though.
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Jun 5, 2014 14:38
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seriously just punch a kid don't even wait for a bad kid just out of nowhere do a punch
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Jun 5, 2014 14:56
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corpuscollossus posted:Giving a child a spanking from a place of love is different from arbitrarily smacking them behind the ear. Kids can tell when violence is coming from a place of love & it's important that they learn that love can be expressed through violence, this is a good way to raise other humans.
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Jun 5, 2014 16:08
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you irl posted:seriously just punch a kid don't even wait for a bad kid just out of nowhere do a punch Every kid is a bad kid at some point. Best to punch them all just to be safe, they will know it's for their own good, kids are really smart & rational like that.
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Jun 5, 2014 16:09
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Look, personally, as a father after a long day maybe your kid is being a brat and you're stressed out and tired and your son keeps screaming, its human nature to lose control a little bit and spank once or twice as a form of punishment, not abuse. Or maybe he's ripping up your thesis for your master's that YOU TOLD HIM NOT TO TOUCH and so you grab him by the arm to pick him up off the ground and you've had one too many and you dislocate his houlder and he's screaming and the cosp have already come by twice and they're not gonna buy another excuse so you have to bury your child alive in a remote forest and concoct an elaborate scheme to keep from being discovered or amybe you just take the corpse of your child with you and its like Weekend at Bernie's because acting like a body is still alive and gettign into a series of wacky misadventures is always welcome. Thats all Im saying.
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Jun 5, 2014 16:21
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the "nuclear family" was a loving dumb idea and obviously a miserable failure at this point but people are so horrifyingly ignorant they think its a natural normal and healthy way to raise children. i'm hoping for a sun to explode out of the blue or something
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Jun 5, 2014 16:31
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hits your kids with a open hand but not a closed fist
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Jun 5, 2014 16:34
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oldpainless posted:Look, personally, as a father after a long day maybe your kid is being a brat and you're stressed out and tired and your son keeps screaming, its human nature to lose control a little bit and spank once or twice as a form of punishment, not abuse. Or maybe he's ripping up your thesis for your master's that YOU TOLD HIM NOT TO TOUCH and so you grab him by the arm to pick him up off the ground and you've had one too many and you dislocate his houlder and he's screaming and the cosp have already come by twice and they're not gonna buy another excuse so you have to bury your child alive in a remote forest and concoct an elaborate scheme to keep from being discovered or amybe you just take the corpse of your child with you and its like Weekend at Bernie's because acting like a body is still alive and gettign into a series of wacky misadventures is always welcome. this happened to me as a kid & I turned out fine
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Jun 5, 2014 16:38
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listen officer i'd had a couple beers on the way home and thought the kid was going for something in his pocket so i clocked him, really you and me are the same when you think about it
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Jun 5, 2014 16:39
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Look at the way that kid dresses they're obviously asking for a beating
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Jun 5, 2014 19:06
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Kids can tell when violence is coming from a place of love & it's important that they learn that love can be expressed through violence, this is a good way to raise other humans. whoa slow down not all kids are that perceptive, that's why i write 'i love you' on the belt
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Jun 5, 2014 21:34
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lmao loving retards.
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Jun 5, 2014 21:42
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Best getting assraped by the Taliban is a very spiritual experience.
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Jun 5, 2014 21:45
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more kids need to be hit than ever before
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Jun 6, 2014 01:07
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the idea of gewns with kids (goonren) is unsettling to me as a human
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Jun 6, 2014 01:17
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This thread is all wrong. You don't hit your kids to make them behave or turn them into better people or such nonsense. You hit your kids because its fun. The trick is to never let them see it coming. Randomly whip something across their face out of the blue, like a newspaper roll, or a half empty beer can. This is especially good if they were just sleeping and you bust into their room and start screaming at them about grades or cleaning up the house or how they are a whore. Get them while their young. If they have siblings, separate them for weeks at a time and only bring them together after one has had a good couples of nights alone in the basement in the dark without food or water. But you know, whatever works.
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hit my kid too much, murders me. Too little, Afghanistan
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