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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Ragg posted:

This game is going to pwn.

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

You dumbasses don't even try to hate on this game. It's definitely more Origins than 2 and this Gamer is looking forward to returning to Thedas.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
if we like things in accordance with how much enjoyment they've provided us, then there's absolutely no way I hate any DA game, especially DA2

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Free Snakes N'Cakes!

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
BAN 12/21/11 05:10am Shadow Isaac No, you're not going to use your thread to shill so people can buy you video games. slowbeef Ozmaugh

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
Snakes N'Cakes hobbies should be supported at the board's expense just like Olympic champions in Ancient Greece were provided for by the state imo

Instant Grat
Jul 31, 2009

Just add
NERD RAAAAAAGE
nobody expects the dragon age inquisition!

to be good, that is

because it won't, it will be bad

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
unbelievable that a series as cheap and trite as Dragon Age has generated so much interest

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

unbelievable that a series as cheap and trite as Dragon Age has generated so much interest

i think its because of all the gay npcs

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

unbelievable that a series as cheap and trite as Dragon Age has generated so much interest

da:o hit during a drought, had any sort of marketing budget, and hit enough of the right notes for most people

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
this is the new poo poo

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Knuc U Kinte posted:

You dumbasses don't even try to hate on this game. It's definitely more Origins than 2 and this Gamer is looking forward to returning to Thedas.

The Dragon Age Setting

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Look no further than your loving posts

Yowsah!

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011

01011001 posted:

da:o hit during a drought, had any sort of marketing budget, and hit enough of the right notes for most people

true as hell

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Why does every character in a BioWare game have to be snarky? Can't someone be serious or dour or just not into sarcasm in general?

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
sarcasm is the easiest form of humor to write

It's also the least funny

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

SunAndSpring posted:

Why does every character in a BioWare game have to be snarky? Can't someone be serious or dour or just not into sarcasm in general?

joss whedon

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros
Bioware writers can't write.

Also Joss Whedon.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ive actually never played a bioware game i didnt like

i am very generous with my suspension of disbelief in the science fiction and fantasy genres tho

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Fojar38 posted:

i am very generous with my suspension of disbelief in the science fiction and fantasy genres tho
this is actually a good trait to have and while I will publicly look down on you and mock you for it, it's only out of jealousy for your ability to just not give much of a poo poo about dumb stuff in stories

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

it is very honestly a blessing to have lower standards

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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01011001 posted:

it is very honestly a blessing to have lower standards

i think you will find you are a lot happier with them especially when you are already playing a game filled with robots and wizards

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
You can't just make yourself have lower standards though. You either have low standards or you don't.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


The Sharmat posted:

sarcasm is the easiest form of humor to write

It's also the least funny

Puns are worse than sarcasm.

Now please destroy this post before someone from Bioware sees it.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
it's too late for that, one of the most cringeworthy lines in DA2 was a pun

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

corn in the bible posted:

BAN 12/21/11 05:10am Shadow Isaac No, you're not going to use your thread to shill so people can buy you video games. slowbeef Ozmaugh

a dark day

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

shadow isaacs LP got gassed because it made the rest of LP subforum look lovely and gay in comparison

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros
Yeah it made a bunch of LPers angry that it was getting more views and they cried to Zorak (or Louisgod I forget) in IRC about closing it.

Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012
Can you gently caress the dwarf

EDIT: Hahaha the gay companion looks like Inigo Montoya and wtf is with this dude's face jesus christ

EDIT2: and there's another companion voiced by freddie prinz jr.

Sex Beef 2.0 fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Jul 5, 2014

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
is that the ghost dude or whatever from the lovely licensed novels? I remember hearing about a ghost dude from lovely licensed novels

I hope it is because the last time Bioware brought in a character introduced in a licensed novel it was comedy gold

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

The Sharmat posted:

is that the ghost dude or whatever from the lovely licensed novels? I remember hearing about a ghost dude from lovely licensed novels

I hope it is because the last time Bioware brought in a character introduced in a licensed novel it was comedy gold

You seem to already know a lot about this.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
I've been reading the DA3 thread in the vain hope something can recapture the magic of the DA2 thread so I picked up some things

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

The Sharmat posted:

I've been reading the DA3 thread in the vain hope something can recapture the magic of the DA2 thread so I picked up some things

I would have more respect for you if you were an actual fan.

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The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
I'm a fan of botched game releases. They're fun

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