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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Do Indians masturbate with the hand they eat with or the hand they wipe their rear end with?

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Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Do Indians masturbate with the hand they eat with or the hand they wipe their rear end with?

do you know nothing about yoga at all?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Effectronica posted:

do you know nothing about yoga at all?

I know that if you move in a semi circle fire comes out.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I know that if you move in a semi circle fire comes out.

yeah, well, dhalsim strokes his dick with his feet, it's the truth

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider

killyoureparents posted:

god stop posting in this lovely thread

He said regretting starting the thread with a ripe shitpost

Bleu
Jul 19, 2006

please stop leaving your shitposts in the middle of the street

permabanned
Aug 12, 2008

優しい野菜
Mods please rename Gaunab toGaunab Gangesrape

Bleu posted:

please stop leaving your shitposts in the middle of the street

But everybody's doing it in the middle of the street.

Effectronica posted:

yeah, well, dhalsim strokes his dick with his feet, it's the truth

Don't you dare touch Dhalsim! He's the little sunshine of our world.

PollosBromanos
May 18, 2012
Everything I read about India makes it sound like a loving cesspool, but I don't hate Indian people or hold them personally responsible for the crazy rear end rape epidemic. Am I a racist or is criticizing the obviously horrible poo poo that goes on and never wanting to set foot there the new anti-semitism? TIA

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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PollosBromanos posted:

Everything I read about India makes it sound like a loving cesspool, but I don't hate Indian people or hold them personally responsible for the crazy rear end rape epidemic. Am I a racist or is criticizing the obviously horrible poo poo that goes on and never wanting to set foot there the new anti-semitism? TIA

the indians that keep raping people and making GBS threads in their drinking water are personally responsible hth

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
You never see any male Indian porn stars do you.
You would think there would be loads, you know, with the rapes and general woman abusing they are fond of.

College Ruled
Apr 25, 2012

"It seems another associate has taken my friendly attitude as to insinuate desires that would exist outside the bounds of professional courtesy."

Courtesy of: 01001100 01001100 01001010 01001011 01010011 01101001 01001100 01101011
My fav thing about Indians is that they are willing to do all the miserable tech work simply so that they can poo poo in a toilet every day

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



nutranurse posted:

it's been years since i've been surprised by the propensity for white people to be racist, so eh a soft yes

soft like my weiner after seeing lisa kudrow soft

A raging rock hard painfully throbbing yes.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

permabanned posted:

Mods please rename Gaunab toGaunab Gangesrape

i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish shithead. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

College Ruled posted:

My fav thing about Indians is that they are willing to do all the miserable tech work simply so that they can poo poo in a toilet every day

one day it will come around again and we'll be the ones doing tech work simple to poo poo in a toilet

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It's extremely problematic that we are cutting them so much slack.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
You would think they would at least make raping rope and acid tax deducable.

College Ruled
Apr 25, 2012

"It seems another associate has taken my friendly attitude as to insinuate desires that would exist outside the bounds of professional courtesy."

Courtesy of: 01001100 01001100 01001010 01001011 01010011 01101001 01001100 01101011

concerned mom posted:

one day it will come around again and we'll be the ones doing tech work simple to poo poo in a toilet

Oh yeah we're hosed, but for right now I'm pretty stoked about being a white dude.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

College Ruled posted:

My fav thing about Indians is that they are willing to do all the miserable tech work simply so that they can poo poo in a toilet every day

In India it takes 4 years of college to work as a level 1 tech support analyst for AOL

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


why did india choose to focus on providing poo poo tier IT instead of building an actual manufacturing base? is it because of the whole 'their politics are a burning trainwreck' thing again?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

icantfindaname posted:

why did india choose to focus on providing poo poo tier IT instead of building an actual manufacturing base? is it because of the whole 'their politics are a burning trainwreck' thing again?

because they're dumb and don't understand economics or how things work in general

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

icantfindaname posted:

why did india choose to focus on providing poo poo tier IT instead of building an actual manufacturing base? is it because of the whole 'their politics are a burning trainwreck' thing again?

I read this in the Stephen Colbert voice

Ure so funny :keke:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


lmao

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



at least that's just funny rather than horriying

next article is probably about how they raped every chinese woman in the country in retaliation

Falcon2001
Oct 10, 2004

Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
Pillbug
on the plus side, gbs 1.4 has finally given up all pretense of trying to be better than /b/ and now has the awesome ironic racism and shitposting too.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

hemophilia posted:

I actually like Muslims on the whole, even their 'extremists' (the ones who have a legitimate reason to hate us) still come off as simply a different culture with different values. If a devout muslim could drink I would certainly have a beer with many of them.

Yeah aside from killing gays, throwing acid in women's faces for getting raped, keeping women as property, and cutting off hands and feet for petty crimes, they're pretty stand-up guys.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



I used to know a guy who moved to australia from pakistan when he was 7 and he was super racist against indians he would call them dirty animals and stuff.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Falcon2001 posted:

on the plus side, gbs 1.4 has finally given up all pretense of trying to be better than /b/ and now has the awesome ironic racism and shitposting too.

it was never better than /b/:ssh:

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Serious post. There is nothing inaccurate or racist about saying India is a country that has a serious problem with rape, sanitation issues, or corruption.

Or that theyre all dot-headed cow-worshiping shitskinned rapists.

College Ruled
Apr 25, 2012

"It seems another associate has taken my friendly attitude as to insinuate desires that would exist outside the bounds of professional courtesy."

Courtesy of: 01001100 01001100 01001010 01001011 01010011 01101001 01001100 01101011

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

Or that theyre all dot-headed cow-worshiping shitskinned rapists.

I've never heard the epithet shitskinned before. Thank you for expanding my horizons.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Gaunab posted:

i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish shithead. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick.

I love my Indian and Nepali friends, especially because the use toilets and toilet paper instead of making GBS threads and wiping with the hand fixing me momo.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Otherization is poo poo.

India is filled with human beings no different than you or me. Lots of them. You might say their dysfunctions are a warning of what the planet might look like in a couple hundred years if we never overcome our sexual hang-ups and hereditary hierarchy.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
i dont hate indians i just think its funny theyre so corrupt and poo poo and throw their dead bodies into the river then bath in/drink it

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
oh and they love to rape women, i mean im all for rape but there can be too much of a good thing guys cmon

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

killyoureparents posted:

god stop posting in this lovely thread

then don't make terrible threads you fucktard

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
*kicks beehive*

gently caress gently caress loving gently caress YOU BEES AAAAHHH gently caress THIS poo poo SUCKS YOU"RE ALL JERKS

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
honeypot etc

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Sweden has the highest rate of rape on the planet. There is no rape in my country, because we decriminalized rape it's not really a crime it's a social construct, bringing our total rape crimes to zero, vote extreme insertion 2016 folks

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PollosBromanos
May 18, 2012
Hey everybody Extreme Insertion is here!!

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