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GIP Dear mail carrier, going on deployment, please forward my mail to Sancho. He's loving my fat, gross dependapotomis wife, he might as well be reading my mail too. PI Please forward my mail to the ICU, I have toxoplasmosis pretty bad. Also maybe feed my cats, but don't let them out. They are my precious angels and their blessed feet cannot touch the base earth outside of my apartment. Actually, don't bother with the mail, I'm too dumb and crazy to read it anyway, but feed my cats. GBS mail man. i'm gay BYOB mail man. same as above but unironically
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Forward all mail for this thread to gas
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there are no mailing addresses in the southern vortex. gently caress, it doesn't even have a fixed location. why are you posting that? take this seriously.
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do i have to read the op to post in a thread? because i want to post but i don't give ashit what this is
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what about games? how would they do it there?
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Rapman the Cook posted:Whos colon is this? if all you can see is colons then probably you are seeing a colon created by your sick mind. technically, it's yours Cucking Mama posted:what about games? how would they do it there? I actually passed that one up as low hanging fruit. i'll let you fill that one out. it'll be good posting practice for you
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dear mom, please forward all my mail to the basement. respectfully, Your Son
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Cucking Mama posted:what about games? how would they do it there? Probably a detailed explanation of why receiving the Victoria's Secret catalog is a huge loving problem.
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Sizone posted:if all you can see is colons then probably you are seeing a colon created by your sick mind. technically, it's yours Awwww, I will call him Colin.
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Rapman the Cook posted:Awwww, I will call him Colin. colin the colon of the cook has kind of a nice ring to it. like it could be the title of a prog rock song
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Games please forward my mail to someplace because i am too busy arguing about infantile garbage to revceive it
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paranoid randroid posted:Games Also please return all mail from Microsoft to sender because xbox
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Please tell my family I died as I lived, gay.
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d&d please forward all my mail to my loving regressive "parents" bob and sheila as am going to go volunteer/hump the leg of corey booker for the next four months or until he files a restraining order against me
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e/n As I have repeatedly said in small crumpled letters left at the foot of the mailbox, YES the mail for Ryan should continue to come here, as well as the new mail for Rhyan. Yes only one person lives here, and the fact that this is something I have to even explain makes me wish I didn't live in this loving shitfuck country. edit- and PLEASE stop leaving the packages from 'Clinica de Mexico' in the lobby where anyone can take it. Fidel Cuckstro fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Jun 10, 2014 |
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Rapman the Cook posted:Whos colon is this? Worst game show.
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PYF Dear sir or madam, please stop sending me the mail addressed to 4chan and reddit, I have too much of their material as it is. Yours in christ, doge
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YOSPOS: Why are you physically mailing things on dead tree in TYOOL 2014? Lmao. Become not a poor and buy a Mac and iMessage me, please.
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TCC: Please leave packages across the street at the vacant house. Dave's not here, mailman
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GWS Please hold all my mail indefinitely. I have realized that exposing myself to the culinary traditions of different cultures has failed to imbue me with taste and that exposure to critically regarded fancy cooking and novel ingredients has actually made my taste worst. I'm instead going to lock myself in a sensory deprivation tank and subsist on water and rice crackers until I, hopefully, develop taste, or, at least, discover my sexual identity.
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TFR Hi! How ya' doing? Please forward my mail to my newer, bigger, better house (that I built myself) because, in the bizarro upside down world of Something Awful forums, the gun nuts are financially and emotionally stable.
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SAS PSP Um, just mark all my mail "deceased" and return to sender. I can no longer live in a world without Chikara.
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