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I'm not really a tea expert, but I really like the idea of being one. I guess my tea aspirations don't matter to you much, here is what Wikipedia tells me tea is, "Tea is an aromatic beverage commonly prepared by pouring hot or boiling water over cured leaves of the tea plant, Camellia sinensis. After water, tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world." I really have no idea, but that seems about right. Anyway, the limit of my tea knowledge + experience is basically Starbucks and generic brands, but I still think that tea is really nice. It's a warm beverage that I like because I'm too much of a baby to handle coffee and am too embarrassed to drink hot chocolate in public. There are apparently different kinds of tea? It'd be cool if someone knew the answers to these questions, but if not you can just sit back, take a load off, relax, and talk about tea I guess.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 14:58 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 20:43 |
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A good read about tea
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 14:59 |
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Tea is a symbol of the Brits desire to rule over Americans. gently caress the British!
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:05 |
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Just drink some tea, buddy. It's not that complex. I like spiced mint teas, most black teas and green teas that taste like you poured some hot water on grass. This morning I had a strong black tea flavored with lychee, it was pretty good. Just drink lots of different tea & you will become an expert. But don't tell anyone you are an expert, let it be our secret.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:08 |
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I like PG tips with milk and sugar.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:09 |
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Earl Grey with milk and sugar, there's nothing better. Every now and then I'll throw in a cup of Lady Grey for that orangy zing.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:13 |
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I unironically sell loose tea for a living because I am a living stereotype of an effeminate Imperialist British wanker (as some of you have already discovered). If you take it with milk have an Assam otherwise a Darjeeling is lovely and light. If you are a flowery tea loving ponce or an old woman drink Earl Grey with a bit of lemon. Biscuits are optional but recommended. Oh so true story from this morning an American lady came in and called me y'all twice even though there is just one of me. I flogged her a ridiculously overpriced traditional English fine bone China teapot because she didn't know any better (after giving her a snooty look of disgust).
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:15 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Just drink some tea, buddy. It's not that complex. Hell no, I'm not falling for this trick. That's how it always starts out. "Hey try some of this delicious tea." *forces tea monopoly on your land* *charges tea taxes* *uses tea tax revenue to pay your elected officials to do their bidding* gently caress off with your tea.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:17 |
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pro tea tip: if you're in london, there's a tea emporium in covent garden that does free samples of fancy teas and coffees. The staff are pretty meek so if you move with determination you can drink about two mugs worth from tiny sampler shots before they notice the strong smell of urine and that you're homeless and definitely won't buy anything
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:17 |
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George Orwell posted:If you look up 'tea' in the first cookery book that comes to hand you will probably find that it is unmentioned; or at most you will find a few lines of sketchy instructions which give no ruling on several of the most important points.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:19 |
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Crewmine posted:pro tea tip: if you're in london, there's a tea emporium in covent garden that does free samples of fancy teas and coffees. The staff are pretty meek so if you move with determination you can drink about two mugs worth from tiny sampler shots before they notice the strong smell of urine and that you're homeless and definitely won't buy anything I work for this exact company and this is all 100% true. e: p.s. gently caress my life
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:19 |
picked up some orange tea this weekend poo poo smells baller as fuuuuuuuuu
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:20 |
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hey look op im using a teabag like some sort of poor
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:25 |
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script kitty posted:hey look op im using a teabag like some sort of poor That's a pyramid bag which is kind of excusable because it likely contains premium large leaf tea and not sawdust and tea scrapings swept from the floor of the factory in India.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:27 |
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I drank Pu'er tea recently, it tasted like fish and dirt. Thanks for the gross
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:27 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzU-BAll5lI
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:28 |
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puerh tea is the greatest what the h*ck are you talking about!?!?!?
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:28 |
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gently caress YOU OP I HATE YOU!!!
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:35 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:I work for this exact company and this is all 100% true. eh heh heh i'm comin for ya so are you sick to death of tea by now
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:41 |
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I get my tea from http://www.davidstea.com/ cause i try to support the canadian economy thanks for listening i don't get their weird teas i just drink plain normal boring tea though
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:47 |
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PlantRobot posted:eh heh heh i'm comin for ya I'm mostly sick to death of the hipster wanker customer base who practically orgasm at all our trendy teas and that I have to pretend like I give a poo poo about it... I'm a coffee man.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:58 |
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tea tastes nice but makes your penis smaller so it must be consumed in moderation
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:59 |
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I did some more reading on tea, and the American South actually chills and sweeten their tea (I knew this beforehand, this is unrelated to my tea reading.) Iced tea is pretty nice, but do you think tea purists would look down on me for drinking it? I don't give a gently caress either way, I just have to know how this will affect my study of tea.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 16:19 |
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By the way, herbal tea is not really tea and if I visit your home and you offer me tea but you have 15 boxes of "herbal tea" and literally no black tea I will murder you
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 16:22 |
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gently caress!
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 16:43 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:By the way, herbal tea is not really tea and if I visit your home and you offer me tea but you have 15 boxes of "herbal tea" and literally no black tea I will murder you i dont have any black tea just green tea and oolong tea
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 16:44 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 20:43 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:By the way, herbal tea is not really tea and if I visit your home and you offer me tea but you have 15 boxes of "herbal tea" and literally no black tea I will murder you
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