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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jun 28, 2014

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

i have turtle in my name and also saw a turtle one time


thats my story hope it was ok op

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jun 28, 2014

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jun 28, 2014

City of Glompton

a turtle can't get anywhere if he doesn't stick his neck out

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
expected big smiles itt

leavin kinda bummed

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jun 28, 2014

shin42k



Dicky B

can i talk about tortoises here or just turtles?? i have a good story about a tortoise with a moral and everything. it also features a hare so theres something for everyone

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jun 28, 2014

Dicky B

ok well it's about a tortoise who decides to go real fast, but it aint enough to beat that pesky hare. but then, the hare gets cocky, see, and falls asleep at the wheel. i miight be remembering it wrong but the moral is the good guys win at the end :)

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
when you have to poop so bad the poop is starting to stick out it's called "turtleheading"

dogdisaster

by Lowtax
i stopped my truck and picked up a turtle to help him cross the road a few months back and he peed all over the place the entire time, thats my boring turtle story sorry

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I want a pet turtle to feed my pet cat.

PandaCookies

Delicious endangered confection!
Turtles are cool. I helped one across the road one time so he wouldn't get run over.

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PandaCookies

Delicious endangered confection!

deli phone posted:

i stopped my truck and picked up a turtle to help him cross the road a few months back and he peed all over the place the entire time, thats my boring turtle story sorry

Same but mine didn't pee.

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