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Have you tried raping and unraping the alien robot sir?
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Whiskey Sours posted:What if they're alien robots? it would be cool if we discovered a nearby dark patch in the galaxy and then found out it was getting bigger as stars went dark in an ever expanding sphere around a central point. then when it reached us it was an exponentially growing nanotechnology experiment gone catastrophically wrong  
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If Aliens had the technology to come to our planet.. .then yes, they would kill us. Who would win in a war... Man or Animals... the smartest will win.
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No. 6 posted:Have you tried raping and unraping the alien robot sir? that never loving works until i call tech support hth
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If the aliens came it would be the modern equivalent of Cortez's conquest of the Aztecs.
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Aliens wouldn't even have to waste ammo on us. They could just throw any of the rocks floating out there at us. And if we sent Bruce Willis to blow up that rock they could easily just throw another big rock at us. They could keep doing that till we're dead. It's pathetic how easy it would be for them to kill us.
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Iamblikhos posted:again, you're forgetting about the option of generation ships Yeah I guess that's true. I was just reading about generation ships and had my mind blown: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait_Calculation.
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Unguided posted:If the aliens came it would be the modern equivalent of Cortez's conquest of the Aztecs. Does that mean the aliens would eventually get their asses handed to them during the World Cup?
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i just hope that when aliens invade they are all as dreamy as garrus vakarian
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I hope they all look like Jeff Goldblum.
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THS posted:it would be cool if we discovered a nearby dark patch in the galaxy and then found out it was getting bigger as stars went dark in an ever expanding sphere around a central point. then when it reached us it was an exponentially growing nanotechnology experiment gone catastrophically wrong isn't this a movie with bruce willis?
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Jun 14, 2014 06:22
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idk its my fav apocalyptic scenario tho
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Jun 14, 2014 06:23
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Don't see how nano-machines could beat the gravity and radiation of a star, but sure, why not?
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Didn't Gargoyles have some nano-machine doomsday scenario at some point? Or was that The Phantom?
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weed probably wouldn't work on aliens
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Light-Bearer posted:war of the worlds was the only plausible scenario in which humans win what about signs
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uG posted:weed probably wouldn't work on aliens more for me then
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uG posted:weed probably wouldn't work on aliens or what if it probably does/will maybe the aliens would be made of something we could smoke and we decimate them in a global dutch oven
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Light-Bearer posted:war of the worlds was the only plausible scenario in which humans win your wrong
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Im playing xenonauts its pretty cool, the aliens kill us
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maybe the aliens are with us now and we just cant recognise that they are organisms and not say, bridges or something
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Flubby posted:Aliens wouldn't even have to waste ammo on us. They could just throw any of the rocks floating out there at us. And if we sent Bruce Willis to blow up that rock they could easily just throw another big rock at us. They could keep doing that till we're dead. It's pathetic how easy it would be for them to kill us. We will just keep cloning more Bruce Willises
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Morkyz posted:your wrong His wrong what?
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uG posted:weed probably wouldn't work on aliens jihad against them for the weed gods
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ScratchAndSniff posted:What if the aliens come from a species which does not even understand war the way we do? Like they come from a planet where nothing kills other things, and the whole concept is foreign to them. They would meet us and think "Oh! Another intelligent race? It must think exactly like we do, since that is all we can fathom. I will try to communicate by gently poking it, as is my custom." and then we think "Oh poo poo, issa fish frog thingy. Kill it!" and then Pa blows the alien away. Then the entire alien race thinks "oh, wow. That human must have accidentally killed our friend while it was trying to communicate. What a strange race this is! Let's try to gently poke them and hopefully they will get the message" and then we will kill them all and the last one to die will think "oh, that poor human must feel so awkward after destroying the last of our race! I wish I could poke him to apologize."           
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No. 6 posted:His wrong what? his wrong post
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Waroduce posted:How to avoid interaction with women
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Moridin920 posted:jihad against them weed for the weed gods and funyuns
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its like a nerd really liked Zdzislaw Beksinski
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bekskinski owns
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Christmas Miracle posted:bekskinski owns he totally does
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according to my Mass Effect fanfiction we have sex with the aliens and then deck them with a swift left hook it's pretty sweet
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:according to my Mass Effect fanfiction we have sex with the aliens and then deck them with a swift left hook He decked a human woman and in the end got cucked by a legless guy!
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Jun 14, 2014 07:22
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i didn't like that ending so i wrote my own
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No one has brought up the reverse War of the Worlds theory yet. Unless the post about Cortez was supposed to cover that. I mean sure our bacteria could be deadly to them, but what about their version of the common cold?
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They would kill us before we knew they were trying to kill us.
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