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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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i hobpe you didnt say butt
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Jun 18, 2014 06:01
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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dont say any B words , ie bo*b, b*tt, b*ner, b*tman
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Jun 18, 2014 06:03
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- City of Glompton
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learn curse words in languages she doesn't know problem solved
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Jun 18, 2014 06:04
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- ron color
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how do you say fucker in elvish
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Jun 18, 2014 06:28
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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i know what you mean op one time there was no milk in the fridge thx obama but most of all thx mom-bama
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Jun 18, 2014 06:30
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- Flynn Taggart
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I hate it when I'm in the middle of something and she picks up the phone "by accident"
You know I'm on the drat computer, ma
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Jun 18, 2014 06:30
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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Well we're running out of pillow talk so I cant promise anything
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Jun 18, 2014 07:07
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- dogcrash truther
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please don't tell my mom i own online
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Jun 18, 2014 08:57
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- dogcrash truther
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my mom has been defending my bullies for years. It would crush her to know that, online, I am a cool guy
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Jun 18, 2014 08:58
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- dogcrash truther
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Mom: get him, boys! Smear that little queer!
Me: [fake nerd voice] ow guys! Ow! Please don't take it easy on me because I deserve this [desperately trying to hide my cell phone, on which are the naked pictures women constantly send me of themselves]
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Jun 18, 2014 09:02
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- dogcrash truther
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Scenes from the life of Wet Butt
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Jun 18, 2014 09:03
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- Adbot
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May 17, 2024 02:19
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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why doesn't op just eat her mother? that's what I did...
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