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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > ITT the Mortimer

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

the MORTIMER

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:19

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:56

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

i dont know what that is

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:20

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

i guess it is like a timer for death?

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:21

verily carefree

Slaapaav posted:

i dont know what that is

vote 5 and move on

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:21

mbt

:henget:

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:21

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

I THINK HE IS GRABBING TAROT CARDS! :siren:

:siren:

:siren:

:siren:

:siren:

:siren:

:siren:

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:21

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Mortimer posted:

ahhaha i tricked you into posting in byob nerd

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:21

Matoi Ryuko

Putty posted:

ahhaha i tricked you into posting in byob nerd

Look who's talking. :cawg:

:cawg:

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:23

mbt

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Look who's talking.

:owned:

:master:

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:24

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

morty you already know my exoskeleton blocks the depression wavelegnths in the air

are you wearing your lobster armor morty i think not

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:25

Matoi Ryuko

Mortimer posted:

We're friends now. *shakes your hand with adulation*

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

:whitewater:

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:28

mbt

Putty posted:

morty you already know my exoskeleton blocks the depression wavelegnths in the air

are you wearing your lobster armor morty i think not

putty: the human calzone

Matoi Ryuko posted:

We're friends now. *shakes your hand with adulation*

now this I can get into

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:28

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:28

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

you all cannot afford lobster armor

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:30

mbt

blinking beacon nose posted:

thats the android dummy

trap sprung keen you fool

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:31

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

mort you live in the dosbox

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:31

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

charlestonjew

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:32

mbt

Putty posted:

mort you live in the dosbox

its a pretty good place to be tbh

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:32

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Mortimer posted:

thats the android dummy

trap sprung keen you fool

oh god poo poo

gently caress

god drat it

hey can we make that a usertag or whateever

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:33

CharlestonJew

im gay

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:33

Matoi Ryuko

CharlestonJew posted:

im gay

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:33

mbt

blinking beacon nose posted:

hey can we make that a usertag or whateever

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:34

Matoi Ryuko

blinking beacon nose posted:

oh god poo poo

gently caress

god drat it

hey can we make that a usertag or whateever

Don't think of ozma as some scary person, she'll totally upload it for you if you'd just ask.

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:35

CharlestonJew

im a bit drunk byob but that's cool, how are you all?

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Mortimer posted:

putty: the human calzone

I really like calzones

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:38

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

5

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:43

mbt

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I really like calzones

you might really like putty too

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:43

CharlestonJew

help my gf wants me to watch a video called "50 greatest moments in (european) football" but im not nearly boring enough to do that how do i get out of this?

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:45

Afro Doug

putty. it is always a pleasure

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:45

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Don't think of ozma as some scary person, she'll totally upload it for you if you'd just ask.

I was frightened because I fell for mortimer's trap

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:46

Damp Star Baby: Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

CharlestonJew posted:

help my gf wants me to watch a video called "50 greatest moments in (european) football" but im not nearly boring enough to do that how do i get out of this?

get stoned and watch some crazy sick goals man

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:47

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

gross dude i demand you to kill mortimer

# ? Jun 20, 2014 05:57

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Mortimer posted:

you might really like putty too

I might

# ? Jun 20, 2014 06:03

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