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GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

Robots are cool.

Robots that are lovely american cars arnt cool.

Transmorphers arnt that cool.

says the transmorpher with the perfect titty size

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Robots... :gonk:

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

may your sword stay wet, like a young girl in her prime

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

psyop, it's cool that you are trans, like tahts a cool rear end thing, but unless you got some bomb rear end titties and a sweet wet vagina, nothing is happening

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm
Instead of going out to see Transformers you could just give yourself a concussion and watch Pacific Rim at home for the same experience.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Bay makes big aggressively stupid fuckin' movies

SOMEHOW he managed to gently caress up giant robots fighting eachother, what a retard

also source your quotes OP

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Bobby Brown posted:

same hosed up if im gay true

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
i seen some people say pacific rim is better than transformers and i think those people are hosed up

pacific rim sucked balls painfully

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Benedick Cuckold posted:

did michael bay do something i should know about??? i mean besides making some bad movies

The Rock and Bad Boys 1 and 2 both own super hard

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Bolow posted:

The Rock and Bad Boys 1 and 2 both own super hard

bad boys 2 is not only one of the worst movies, i would argue it's actively evil

bad boys 2 killed my parents

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?
My biggest regret about high school is seeing Bad Boys II in theaters. Failing to lose my virginity comes in a distant second.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
This summer... *explosion*

There will be... *smaller explosion with 3d robot shrapnel*

A BUNCH OF poo poo TEENAGED BOYS WILL LIKE!!!!!!!!1!11!11!LAWL!!!!

*flash cuts of a bunch of robot fights, boobs, explosions, more boobs, a tank doing something, a tank with boobs, a blue alien, blue alien boobs, and a robot looking all serious*

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

This summer... *explosion*

There will be... *smaller explosion with 3d robot shrapnel*

A BUNCH OF poo poo TEENAGED BOYS WILL LIKE!!!!!!!!1!11!11!LAWL!!!!

*flash cuts of a bunch of robot fights, boobs, explosions, more boobs, a tank doing something, a tank with boobs, a blue alien, blue alien boobs, and a robot looking all serious*
you forgot the 2 comical negro caricature robots

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
I've never seen any of the movies but I like the ride at Universal Studios.

psyopmonkey posted:

Robots are cool.

Robots that are lovely american cars arnt cool.

Transmorphers arnt that cool.
no no, they are robots *pretenting to be* lovely american cars

Transmorphers

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
*Baratone dude voice*

IN A WORLD... ON THE BRINK OF...

*giant explosion that makes no sense*

DESTRUCTION...

*another explosion and people running away from a stomping foot with a really nice pedi*

ONLY ONE WOMAN CAN STOP...

*dinosaur scream and a helicopter exploding*

GODZILLA

*more screaming because godzilla is totes mad*

VERSUS *with an explosion behind it of course*

MECHA MEGAN FOX

*megan fox says some stupid catch phrase and then beats Godzilla over the head with a train*

^The movie we want; the movie we deserve. :colbert:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

*Baratone dude voice*

IN A WORLD... ON THE BRINK OF...

*giant explosion that makes no sense*

DESTRUCTION...

*another explosion and people running away from a stomping foot with a really nice pedi*

ONLY ONE WOMAN CAN STOP...

*dinosaur scream and a helicopter exploding*

GODZILLA

*more screaming because godzilla is totes mad*

VERSUS *with an explosion behind it of course*


^The movie we want; the movie we deserve. :colbert:
MECHA MEGAN FOX

*megan fox says some stupid catch phrase and then beats Godzilla over the head with a train*
sounds like some awsome bay-hem :thumbsup:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Megan Fox is more of a robot than Optimus Prime.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I think Megan Fox has a good sense of humor about herself.

Shes been in some rather funny movies.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

psyopmonkey posted:

I think Megan Fox has a good sense of humor about herself.


It's because deep down she knows she a deformed monster

lastworkivy
Jun 22, 2014
What a loving wall of text. Transformers suck

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
No joke the new movie shows Rainbow Dash turning into a gun.


Like I am serious about this not being a joke, this is a real thing they show in full view.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
Armageddon is cool and good. Transformers is bad and stupid.

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Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

A misanthrope posted:

It's because deep down she knows she a deformed monster



haha her thumb is a toe

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