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BClint: let s get blazed and talk about marx
Me: ok
Clinton: [bogarting] marx had some good ideas but..they weren't practical
Me: smdh
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- alnilam
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Herbert Hoover invnted the vacuum cleaner, which is a pretty cool way of cleaning your carpets and rugs.
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Jul 11, 2014 14:45
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by Lowtax
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herbert hoover was widely reputed in his hometown of los angeles, california for giving the *n a s t i e s t* blowjob this side of carls jr, which lead, of course, to his discovery of the vacuum cleaner
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Jul 11, 2014 14:50
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- ron color
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marten van buren was known as the wizard of albany. he was an actual wizard
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Jul 11, 2014 20:05
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- ulvir
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Nerd Clinton: um ah errh im afraid of vaginas so I [pushes glasses up nose] I put it in her mouth
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Jul 11, 2014 20:12
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barakc obama can dunk, need i say more?
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Jul 11, 2014 20:19
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abraham lincoln's last words, as he was laying on his death bed: "im..... gay....hitler....not....wrong...."
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Jul 11, 2014 20:23
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president zachary taylor had a lot of cool ideas after he was no longer busy being president. for instance he invented teenage mutnt ninja turtles, pizza with extra cheese on it, and the fonzi guy from tv
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Jul 11, 2014 20:33
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herbert hoover was widely reputed in his hometown of los angeles, california for giving the *n a s t i e s t* blowjob this side of carls jr, which lead, of course, to his discovery of the vacuum cleaner
which side of the carl's jr now?
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Jul 11, 2014 20:36
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george w bush exhales for the last time. his tightly clenched fist goes limp and coins roll on to the floor
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Jul 12, 2014 01:17
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george w bush exhales for the last time. his tightly clenched fist goes limp and coins roll on to the floor
He's cool now
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Jul 12, 2014 01:33
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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at least he admits it
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Jul 12, 2014 01:36
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Ronald Reagan used to date Katy Perry.
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Jul 12, 2014 01:58
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the song you're so vain is about george bush sr.
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Jul 12, 2014 02:02
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by Lowtax
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which side of the carl's jr now?
the inside
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Jul 12, 2014 02:25
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Obama skipped the line at Franklin's BBQ, which is famous for its delicious barbecue and insanely long lines/wait times(like you'll stand in line for 1.5-2 hours any given day of the week seriously it's ridiculous and kinda not worth it).
Oh wait that one was real.
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Jul 12, 2014 03:41
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lincoln defeated stephen douglas in a debate by calling him dougl-rear end over and over
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Jul 12, 2014 05:55
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by FactsAreUseless
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president eisenhower had a lesser known campaign to lure in blue collar workers called "I like dike" when he went on a train tour with a bunch of lesbos and they made out with each with eisenhower stickers on their nipples in front of tons of bros. there were rumors he always commanded girl privates in the army to give him free shows and they never reported it because they liked watchin him jack it. dude was a mad pimp.
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Jul 12, 2014 06:12
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+ a a painter thats at least a level below hitler in terms of skill
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Jul 12, 2014 10:12
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president ronald reagan put cigarettes out on his enemies on the reg, often multiple cigarettes, making crude penis shapes on their faces
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Jul 20, 2014 01:24
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by Hand Knit
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I dig this.
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Jul 20, 2014 02:27
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- dogcrash truther
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no
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Jul 20, 2014 02:29
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May 29, 2024 19:27
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- dogcrash truther
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wrong but welcome to byob
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