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Frank Horrigan: by Ralp

I post in byob because I'm unfunny and scared of being probated.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 04:43

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# ? May 28, 2024 05:00

i am he

arnie will probate you for this thread

# ? Jun 30, 2014 04:44

poverty goat

i just washed down 4 pills with a beer but its not a suicide thing im just goin to sleep on time tonight

# ? Jun 30, 2014 04:44

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

i post in byob because its basically the weird kid table of the forums and i just feel at home with that

# ? Jun 30, 2014 05:30

soybean

i'm gay

# ? Jun 30, 2014 05:34

mazzi Chart Czar

Frank Horrigan posted:

I post in byob because I'm unfunny and scared of being probated.

Swag.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 05:34

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I'm filled with hate and bbq beer nuts

# ? Jun 30, 2014 05:45

bog pixie

I don't wanna be where I'm at in life but I feel too busy to change it

# ? Jun 30, 2014 05:46

bog pixie

Also, Call Me Maybe is a good song

# ? Jun 30, 2014 05:46

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I don't even like cats, I just thought it would make me less threatening.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 05:47

Guillermus

i like one anime, hokuto no ken. i know i know

# ? Jun 30, 2014 10:32

Grey Skies: by FactsAreUseless

i regularly get drunk by myself and listen to uplifting trance, wishing for a job that didn't drug test me so i could drop E instead

# ? Jun 30, 2014 10:36

Frank Horrigan: by Ralp

Ectral posted:

Also, Call Me Maybe is a good song

I listen to this when I'm working.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 14:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ChairmanMeow posted:

I don't even like cats, I just thought it would make me less threatening.

lol

# ? Jun 30, 2014 15:09

Captain No-mates

Ectral posted:

Also, Call Me Maybe is a good song

# ? Jun 30, 2014 15:34

Captain No-mates

it was me who took the pound off the front table that one time to buy a mars bar at break

# ? Jun 30, 2014 15:35

WhenInRome

i think frank horrigan is unfunny and should be probated

# ? Jun 30, 2014 15:40

Frank Horrigan: by Ralp

WhenInRome posted:

i think frank horrigan is unfunny and should be probated

I think your face is stupid and your parents should be arrested for incest :colbert:

# ? Jun 30, 2014 17:30

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Ectral posted:

Also, Call Me Maybe is a good song

# ? Jun 30, 2014 17:44

ulvir

I don't really care for futa. I just pretend to find it funny in a sad attempt to fit in

# ? Jun 30, 2014 19:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ulvir posted:

I don't really care for futa. I just pretend to find it funny in a sad attempt to fit in

I don't find futa sexy or funny, but I think it's funny that people find it sexy. :shrug:

# ? Jun 30, 2014 19:44

ulvir

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I don't find futa sexy or funny, but I think it's funny that people find it sexy.

a natural consequence of being bi maybe? like, why not combine the two if you like both sexes.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 19:45

Troll Bridgington: Keeping up foreign relations.

I never smoked weed in high school. :smith:

# ? Jun 30, 2014 19:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ulvir posted:

a natural consequence of being bi maybe? like, why not combine the two if you like both sexes.

It's weird, because I don't see anything strange about people being attracted to trans-gender ladies/fellas, but when it's a cartoon anime lady with a comically huge schlong, then it pushes it into the humor category.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 19:50

cruft

Ectral posted:

Also, Call Me Maybe is a good song

I play this at every Halloween gig and the 30-40 year old crowd goes crazy when they figure out what the hell it is.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 19:53

ulvir

now I've got an image of a Rob Liefeld futa drawing in my head. apropos humour

# ? Jun 30, 2014 19:54

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

cruft posted:

I play this at every Halloween gig and the 30-40 year old crowd goes crazy when they figure out what the hell it is.

What instument do you play and in what kind of group

# ? Jun 30, 2014 20:01

cruft

dopepope posted:

What instument do you play and in what kind of group

I am a party/wedding DJ. But I appear to be transitioning to "audio engineer", which, near as I can tell, is the same thing but with actual knowledge of acoustics and electronics, and without drunk people yelling at me that I suck.

I also spent 12 years playing oboe, but that's not so much fun at parties.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 20:11

cruft

My opinion of BYOB posters is heavily--nearly exclusively--influenced by their avatars.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:04

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

cruft posted:

My opinion of BYOB posters is heavily--nearly exclusively--influenced by their avatars.

How would you rate me based on my avatar alone, cruft?

# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:47

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i dont really care that much about what is "happening" on the forums, i just like to post and read other ppls posts

# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:51

dogcrash truther

Nosfereefer posted:

i dont really care that much about what is "happening" on the forums, i just like to post and read other ppls posts

# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:55

Frank Horrigan: by Ralp

dogcrash truther posted:

# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:56

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# ? May 28, 2024 05:00

cruft

Angry Fish posted:

How would you rate me based on my avatar alone, cruft?

You've actually told me some really interesting things about yourself, I've based your dossier entry on way more than your av.

E: but based on av alone, I guess you'd rank "okay".

# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:58

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