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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

have a good day

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hello, you too.

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.
was expecting goatse

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
Thank you, you too.

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
it's half one. i'm going to eat two boiled eggs for lunch, and possibly a mars bar.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Obscuritatem posted:

it's half one. i'm going to eat two boiled eggs for lunch, and possibly a mars bar.

i see from your profile that you live in scotland. imho you should vote for independence

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
ths is basically the One Good GBS Poster

Obscuritatem posted:

it's half one. i'm going to eat two boiled eggs for lunch, and possibly a mars bar.

lmao how very scottish

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
sup yall :morning: anyone else eating pb toast

e: or would like to i will share

PainBreak
Jun 9, 2001
Didn't sleep much. Was nearly finished watching Ratatouille with my wife last night, at a reasonable volume, when the neighbor rang the doorbell three times.

"Hey man, what's going on?", I said.

"Uh, the bass. There's gotta be something you can do about that, I've never heard anything like that before. Sometimes I hear it and sometimes I don't."

"Sure, I'll see what I can do. I am watching a movie, so things will vary a bit. It's not turned up very much though--you can barely hear it in the doorway here in the same room--but no worries, I'll go ahead and turn it down some more."

I turned the sub channel down to -6dB, and spent the rest of the night stewing about what a douche this guy is.

I'd love to crank up my home theater system and enjoy an immersive experience, but I was already beinf considerate of the fact that these townhouses share a wall. It was down low enough that someone getting ice from the dispenser in the fridge in the kitchen is enough to miss some dialogue.

I guess it's A-OK for him to pull his loud-rear end motorcycle into his garage at 2AM, though. Loud pipes save lives, man.

Oh, and good morning.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
DON'T talk to me until I've had my coffee.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Obscuritatem posted:

it's half one. i'm going to eat two boiled eggs for lunch, and possibly a mars bar.

Deep fried?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
"Mornin' Ralph"

*slides time card into punch slot*

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Luvcow posted:

"Mornin' Ralph"

*slides time card into punch slot*

It's my Friday wanna do something tonight?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

It's my Friday wanna do something tonight?

We could go to Dave and Busters to hit on whores, eat steak and play video games. You up bro?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

THS posted:

have a good day

thanks! you too!

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


don't tell me what to do

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

I was gonna have breakfast but then I farted and it smelled horrible so I decided to skip it

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



I hate Mondays! Lol

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
i had a bounty instead. two of your 5 a day.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Unfortunately, someone took a very embarrassing video of me this morning.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=216497701878610&set=vb.197532010441846&type=2&theater

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I crave caffeine, but these days it seems like it doesn't even do anything to me. And if I take too much, I start hearing my heartbeat in my own ears.

gently caress you caffeine, you two-faced bastard.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
Good morning! I hope you do too :)

A Spider Covets posted:

don't tell me what to do

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong


PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

ok it's a good morning now

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Luvcow posted:

We could go to Dave and Busters to hit on whores, eat steak and play video games. You up bro?

Let's go to town on some strange b-hole bro! Yeah doggie!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i'm gay good morning

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009



stop posting pics of my boyfriend

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Thought it would fall apart.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

PainBreak
Jun 9, 2001

A misanthrope posted:

i'm gay good morning

This is my favorite Conor Oberst song.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

thanks, THS

always nice to hear from you

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
How do you do ?

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
I eat pieces of poo poo like you for breakfast.


Yes literally

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Well, hey, its not morning right now for me!

I just got done eating an nice late dinner.

But, I sure hope you fine people have a great morning! Dont forget, if you run over a child during your morning commute in your car, its 20 to life.

I hate all of you

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Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqUdoX9r7KU

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