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fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Coolguye posted:

as the official spokesperson for all women i can safely say that my vagina analog dried up upon reading that message

what if his gamerscore was 81000

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TexMexFoodbaby
Sep 6, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Coolguye posted:

as the official spokesperson for all women i can safely say that my vagina analog dried up upon reading that message

I gotta order another myself. Anyone got prime?

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros

LaTex Fetish posted:

how do i get a girlfriend without leaving my home?

i already have a twitch.tv account to talk to girl streamers and thinking about making an okcupid

A twitch.tv account should be enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r71l-ajiuHA

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Coolguye posted:

as the official spokesperson for all women i can safely say that my vagina analog dried up upon reading that message

can't you just pee yourself to fix that?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

fronz posted:

what if his gamerscore was 81000
well at least he would be qualified to cook appropriate gamer fuel then

LaTex Fetish posted:

is this a good thing? serious question, never seen a vagina in real life
it's good if you like keeping it that way

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
never met a woaman who didn't like anime. troll thread?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Typical Pubbie posted:

never met a woamn who didn't like anime. troll thread?

nope but it leads to the logical conclusion that if it has tits or tires it's gonna be trouble

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

LaTex Fetish posted:

is this a good thing? serious question, never seen a vagina in real life

youve seen predator tho? right?

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Typical Pubbie posted:

never met a woaman who didn't like anime. troll thread?

I've never met one that did but I never talked about anime with any of my girlfriends so maybe they all did

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

Video Viddy Games posted:

youve seen predator tho? right?

i saw alien vs predator

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

LaTex Fetish posted:



saw this a while ago.

does it work? anyone know if it worked for him? seems good enough to try

I'm not a stereotypical guy = I'm a weak pancy rear end loser with no muscle definition whatsoever

chiefnewo
May 21, 2007

self-declared? is there some osrt of accreditation body that these self-declared girls are failing to sign up for?

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

chiefnewo posted:

self-declared? is there some osrt of accreditation body that these self-declared girls are failing to sign up for?

Yes

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm a certified gamer girl and also a unicorn

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

Video Viddy Games posted:

who are the better girlfriends? the jpgs or the pngs?

pngs. transparancy's really important to me in a relationship.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Me: *leans in for kiss*
Her: Not yet
Me: So bm

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
a good test of a woman is to watch her reaction to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2J7me4LtRg

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

Coolguye posted:

a good test of a woman is to watch her reaction to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2J7me4LtRg

ok i got a woman to watch the video you posted coolguye. she recognized the dragon from game of thrones but she didn't know who the anime was suppose to be and if im being perfectly honest nether did I. pass or fail?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

M'LADY?!?!

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Action Tortoise posted:

pngs. transparancy's really important to me in a relationship.

:clap: bravo sir

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Is this the thread where I find the hot gamer boyz who are into naruto? I'm asking for a friend.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

zen death robot posted:

Disney is definitely not anime

Definitely not when he rips off from ジャングル大帝 and ふしぎの海のナディア.
:goonsay:

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

LordHippoman posted:

I had a friend who found out his girlfriend was only dating him because he looked like some guy from Dead Note or whatever. She broke up with him when "his character" did something she didn't like.

The moral of the story is don't date any animes. Don't go near anime with a ten foot anime pole.

Was he the blonde guy, the brunette guy, or the cool old dude that enters a building with a motherfucking truck?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
10 reasons WHY i hate anime

1 - it’s not original the anime doesn’t make you original , and destroy your own ideas
2-the anime washes your brain and your personality
3-the anime perverts you because the anime doesn’t focus on the story but only in the chars especially in beautiful girls with miniskirts and big bobbies (most of the time lesbians or stupid girls) and young boys (most of the time gays or effeminate) for example just watch sailor moon ,if you are a boy of course, what is the first thing you think about it? You see?
4-if you want to do something, just DO IT ! and don’t think about it SO MUCH! . and I hate posers like the anime chars.
5-the drawnings don’t represent the “reality” which many of you talk about, big eyes a little body ,square body , big head , and big boobies sometimes what the heck are you thinking?
6-im fed up to watch anime and I hate it now because it’s repetitive , the stories are very long , more long than the end of Pokémon and bleach together and always the chars are with more power ,more level. What the hell are you playing a morpg?it’s just a comic
7-it’s effeminate ( most of the time)
8-the mangakas like so much the school, don’t they? Why can’t they use another places like the space the desert the ghetto the fields or whatever , but not, it’s almost always the drat school with school girls, perverts
9-most of the amines are about girls in miniskirt, lesbians with big bobbies, gays, romance, incest, vampires, gore, school girls, etc.and you are saying why did you call it pervert? just write anime on any search engine and you will see what I’m talking about.
10-the anime doesn’t make you the lord of the reason ,more intelligent , God or more than me or another , you punk , everybody has rights, watching or not watching anime. Everybody has a life and we don’t need a comic or a cartoon to think about it like you . understood?
Finally the only good things that japan has brought to America are: some videogames and some consoles and technologies.
The anime ruins Japan and their people , I know most of the japaneses are not like that, but this rubbish make you think different about them ,stop this once for all!, and stop comparing the anime with movies, tv series or using other things! . Defend yourselves !
And
Heroes kicks anime rear end
Hey Arnold kicks anime rear end
Marvel and Dc comics kick anime rear end
Swat cats kicks anime rear end
X files kicks anime rear end
Disney tv series kicks anime rear end
Csi kicks anime rear end
Mad tv kicks anime rear end
The Simpsons kicks anime rear end
Ben ten kicks anime rear end
Starwars kicks anime rear end
Ice age kicks anime rear end
Terminator kicks anime rear end
Looney tunes kick anime rear end
Flash Gordon kick anime rear end
Kaliman kicks anime rear end
There are more but I don’t remember very well and ………
chuck Norris really kicks your rear end!
Not for stupid powers or drawnings , they are originals , they have they own ideas
And I used to watch few animes but this is enough , I hate it indeed ,now I really hate it
If you don’t like I don’t care

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

quakster posted:

10 reasons WHY i hate anime

1 - it’s not original the anime doesn’t make you original , and destroy your own ideas
2-the anime washes your brain and your personality
3-the anime perverts you because the anime doesn’t focus on the story but only in the chars especially in beautiful girls with miniskirts and big bobbies (most of the time lesbians or stupid girls) and young boys (most of the time gays or effeminate) for example just watch sailor moon ,if you are a boy of course, what is the first thing you think about it? You see?
4-if you want to do something, just DO IT ! and don’t think about it SO MUCH! . and I hate posers like the anime chars.
5-the drawnings don’t represent the “reality” which many of you talk about, big eyes a little body ,square body , big head , and big boobies sometimes what the heck are you thinking?
6-im fed up to watch anime and I hate it now because it’s repetitive , the stories are very long , more long than the end of Pokémon and bleach together and always the chars are with more power ,more level. What the hell are you playing a morpg?it’s just a comic
7-it’s effeminate ( most of the time)
8-the mangakas like so much the school, don’t they? Why can’t they use another places like the space the desert the ghetto the fields or whatever , but not, it’s almost always the drat school with school girls, perverts
9-most of the amines are about girls in miniskirt, lesbians with big bobbies, gays, romance, incest, vampires, gore, school girls, etc.and you are saying why did you call it pervert? just write anime on any search engine and you will see what I’m talking about.
10-the anime doesn’t make you the lord of the reason ,more intelligent , God or more than me or another , you punk , everybody has rights, watching or not watching anime. Everybody has a life and we don’t need a comic or a cartoon to think about it like you . understood?
Finally the only good things that japan has brought to America are: some videogames and some consoles and technologies.
The anime ruins Japan and their people , I know most of the japaneses are not like that, but this rubbish make you think different about them ,stop this once for all!, and stop comparing the anime with movies, tv series or using other things! . Defend yourselves !
And
Heroes kicks anime rear end
Hey Arnold kicks anime rear end
Marvel and Dc comics kick anime rear end
Swat cats kicks anime rear end
X files kicks anime rear end
Disney tv series kicks anime rear end
Csi kicks anime rear end
Mad tv kicks anime rear end
The Simpsons kicks anime rear end
Ben ten kicks anime rear end
Starwars kicks anime rear end
Ice age kicks anime rear end
Terminator kicks anime rear end
Looney tunes kick anime rear end
Flash Gordon kick anime rear end
Kaliman kicks anime rear end
There are more but I don’t remember very well and ………
chuck Norris really kicks your rear end!
Not for stupid powers or drawnings , they are originals , they have they own ideas
And I used to watch few animes but this is enough , I hate it indeed ,now I really hate it
If you don’t like I don’t care

same

NO FUN ZONE
Oct 1, 2013

:rznv: :rznv: :rznv:

quakster posted:



X files kicks anime rear end
Terminator kicks anime rear end

true, rest false

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

quakster posted:

10 reasons WHY i hate anime

1 - it’s not original the anime doesn’t make you original , and destroy your own ideas
2-the anime washes your brain and your personality
3-the anime perverts you because the anime doesn’t focus on the story but only in the chars especially in beautiful girls with miniskirts and big bobbies (most of the time lesbians or stupid girls) and young boys (most of the time gays or effeminate) for example just watch sailor moon ,if you are a boy of course, what is the first thing you think about it? You see?
4-if you want to do something, just DO IT ! and don’t think about it SO MUCH! . and I hate posers like the anime chars.
5-the drawnings don’t represent the “reality” which many of you talk about, big eyes a little body ,square body , big head , and big boobies sometimes what the heck are you thinking?
6-im fed up to watch anime and I hate it now because it’s repetitive , the stories are very long , more long than the end of Pokémon and bleach together and always the chars are with more power ,more level. What the hell are you playing a morpg?it’s just a comic
7-it’s effeminate ( most of the time)
8-the mangakas like so much the school, don’t they? Why can’t they use another places like the space the desert the ghetto the fields or whatever , but not, it’s almost always the drat school with school girls, perverts
9-most of the amines are about girls in miniskirt, lesbians with big bobbies, gays, romance, incest, vampires, gore, school girls, etc.and you are saying why did you call it pervert? just write anime on any search engine and you will see what I’m talking about.
10-the anime doesn’t make you the lord of the reason ,more intelligent , God or more than me or another , you punk , everybody has rights, watching or not watching anime. Everybody has a life and we don’t need a comic or a cartoon to think about it like you . understood?
Finally the only good things that japan has brought to America are: some videogames and some consoles and technologies.
The anime ruins Japan and their people , I know most of the japaneses are not like that, but this rubbish make you think different about them ,stop this once for all!, and stop comparing the anime with movies, tv series or using other things! . Defend yourselves !
And
Heroes kicks anime rear end
Hey Arnold kicks anime rear end
Marvel and Dc comics kick anime rear end
Swat cats kicks anime rear end
X files kicks anime rear end
Disney tv series kicks anime rear end
Csi kicks anime rear end
Mad tv kicks anime rear end
The Simpsons kicks anime rear end
Ben ten kicks anime rear end
Starwars kicks anime rear end
Ice age kicks anime rear end
Terminator kicks anime rear end
Looney tunes kick anime rear end
Flash Gordon kick anime rear end
Kaliman kicks anime rear end
There are more but I don’t remember very well and ………
chuck Norris really kicks your rear end!
Not for stupid powers or drawnings , they are originals , they have they own ideas
And I used to watch few animes but this is enough , I hate it indeed ,now I really hate it
If you don’t like I don’t care

source the quote so that we can send this chap a free account

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
no idea. its second hand cp

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008


ew

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Typical Pubbie posted:

ok i got a woman to watch the video you posted coolguye. she recognized the dragon from game of thrones but she didn't know who the anime was suppose to be and if im being perfectly honest nether did I. pass or fail?

Idk the point was to get you and your woman to watch a giant reptile telling an anime 'gently caress you'

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Coolguye posted:

a good test of a woman is to watch her reaction to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2J7me4LtRg

LordHippoman
May 30, 2013

I, frankly, want this smug Jagen to be my avatar on all forms of social media immediately.

limaCAT posted:

Was he the blonde guy, the brunette guy, or the cool old dude that enters a building with a motherfucking truck?

Black haired guy. I forget his name. He was like a detective or something, I never watched it, but she sent him pictures of his anime self.

Proud Rat Mom
Apr 2, 2012

did absolutely fuck all

Coolguye posted:

a good test of a woman is to watch her reaction to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2J7me4LtRg

the only tests women are passing to watch that video with you are the ones for extra chromosomes

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



if you think that godzilla would have even half a chance against eva unit 1 have i got a loving surprise for you

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Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

Vermain posted:

if you think that godzilla would have even half a chance against eva unit 1 have i got a loving surprise for you

Didn't Pacific Rim settle this?

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